ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET
Alert Reader Dan McDonald writes:
If I'm not mistaken, Dave wrote a column back in 1995 about a Daoist philosopher lifting heavy objects, ahem, "with his Packwood."
From the column:
The article states that Chan credited his ability to the "breakthrough insights" he had into Daoist philosophy. He claimed that he had 25 disciples, "and most of them could lift up to 13 kg with their private parts." There is no mention of a workout video.
Well, you know THAT was too good to last. Presenting, the workout video.