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February 24, 2005

WHAT YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOUR BANANA

You need the Banana Bunker.

(Thanks to Gizmodo).

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HOW do you FIND these things?????

This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!

This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!

This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!

Part of the "ABB", Abstain from sex until marriage, Be faithful to your partner, or use the Banana bunker if abstinence and fidelity are not practiced.

This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!

Part of the "ABB", Abstain from sex until marriage, Be faithful to your partner, or use the Banana bunker if abstinence and fidelity are not practiced.

The term "accordian dick" comes to mind.

Dang, they're back-ordered. Smelly bruised bananas for another 4-6 weeks. *sigh*

Click to see larger diagram

I definitely need to see a larger diagram, do you know what I'm sayin'.

Mr. Barry, D

Thanks in advance for letting me assist you last time.

*starts humming King Missile's "Detachable Penis"*

JU

Man, that's Bunk.

(sly- now, According to Jim comes to mind, weirdness insues)

I bet Harry Belafonte will order a bunch of them.

Holy crap, it's RIBBED!

just be sure to carefully apply "some pressure"

thanks JU -

now i can't get it out of my head. i think that my favorite lyric was always "I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak."

When I saw that banana bunker so many things came to mind...none of them clean...

Will there ever be one for plantains? Pickles? Big Mama Sausages?

Is this the latest invention to protect against 'bunker busters?'

That guy in Alaska could have use one of these deals, only made out of a knife resistant material.

I think Mel Gibson had one of these in "Road Warrior"

Buy Nuw
"Paul Stremple is an Artist/Inventor/Architect."
Well, obviously he's no proofreader.

"... these products create the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes.

What, I don't have that possiblity now?

Paul Stremple ==>
Ma sell Tupper
Seller at pump

Banana Bunker ==>
A rank nun babe
Ken rub banana - (that one's for you, Blogfly)

Thank you, MOTW. I'm honored.

Horned:

You are very distrubed about the alaskan one eye winky wonder slaying aren't you!

Damned skippy I am; I had a nightmare about it.
There I was, tied up thinking, "cool; this is all like, 'Dear Penthouse'" then all of a sudden: SLICE... I'm having vicarious, second-hand PTSD here.
*breathes into paper bag*

Horned Frog, I finished the Crack Cat Launcher Prototype! Want to help test it? It's self-loading, btw.

Yeah, let me see if I can get Rumsfeld on the phone; hang on...

I'll take 200,000 units, but I need'em up-armored and deployable by 1 May.

Leetie - but is it "ribbed for her pleasure"?

*goggles* I think I can do that. *gets on phone* I need contractors! NOW!

And cats; don't forget the damned cats!
Wait, we can probably get cats on-site; just get plenty of rock.

arcane jill

Please don't shot me with your crack cat, I'm allegic!

arcane jill

Please don't shot me with your crack cat, I'm alergic!

i love it when i blog twice

akgirl,
Today's lesson: conjugation.
Shoot. Shot. Shotted. Shotten. Shit.
Time's up; pass your papers forward.
And don't think I ain't watching you, either.
Dang knife-happy Alaskans.

*Scribbles* All we really need are the cats, can you get the crack for them?

*hands horned frog a bronze Banana Protector*

You may want to put this on if your going to be that close to an Alaskan female.

so i forgot an "o". Do you think making fun of a knife weilding alaskan is safe????????????


;)

I see that this product apparently is available (almost said "comes" there, but caught it in time) in a left-hand curve ...

Is it also available in a right-hand curve? Upturn? Downturn? Corkscrew? (Both right- and left-hand threads, of course.) Metric? Partial (for that "partial" penis thing)?

Yes, we have no bananas. But might we interest you in a Banana Bunker®?

It's important to "keep your delicate fruit from bruising."

Huh! I thought that was what the peel was for.

Even better than the picture of the Banana Bunker...is the video:
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/trailertheater.cfm?productID=banana-bunker

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