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February 22, 2005

WE HATE TO INTERRUPT THE ONGOING AND VITAL GIANT-FAKE-GAZOMBA DISCUSSION

But we have word of a dramatic llama rescue.

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Monty Python must have something to do with this.

Cute kid

Third!

(Guin:) And now for something completely different?

Hell with the Llamas and whatever they rode in on!

Nothing like a little llama drama to take our minds off work...

Also an excellent name for a rock band....

CAPTION: 'PART 2'
CAPTION 'THE LLAMA'

A Spanish guitarist (Eric Idle) and a dancer (Terry Jones) in traditional spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer Look out, there are llamas !
AyeeYaaa!


Mick Howe (not hoe...or ho)

P.S. Llama spit is an aphrodisiac

Shama Llama Ding Dong!

Dave, of course the Giant Gazomba discussion is vital, and ongoing. I'm not sure it's fake, though.

Oh, wait, the Gazombas are. Got it.

yes!

(AYE AYE AYE!)

Lloyd would be an appropriate name for a Llama.

wbagnfarb: Lloyd and the llamas.

mmmmmmmm, llama.

Homey! Stop drooling on that poor llama!

Yes, quite, D'Artagnan. Do you have that bottle opened yet?

My alternate title for this story:

Llama on the llam lliberated by llocal lladderhouse.

This is quite a change from all the routine llama rescue stories we're inundated with....

BACK TO THE GIANT-FAKE GAZOMBAS!!!

Amidst the rampartial hilarity
The tale of a llama called Charity
Stuck under a shed
She might have been dead
An Andean irregularity!

Cuidado! Llamas!!

I must point out that "Llama Drama" would not be a gnfarb, because it sounds too much like "Dramarama."
"Llocal Llama Lliberation" might be okay, though.

New Show on Fox: "Llama & Greg".

my bums itchy

And now for the question I'm sure is on all our minds;

What is Opie doing in Shropshire?

"we asked the lady if it was dangerous" ..........
she said "well when I've had a couple of drinks and it nuzzles my ear.....

This is almost as good as Carson's "Copper Clappers".
So Charity and ten others escaped because "someone left the gate open." Naw, I'm not buyin' that. They're organized! ( Chicken Run )

Hello, Dave-blogfolks... Delurking with my almost-favorite pome by Ogden Nash:

The one-L lama, he's a priest,
The two-L llama, he's a beast.
And I will bet a silk pajama
There isn't any three-L lllama.*

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*The poet's attention is drawn to a type of conflagration knows as the "three-alarmer". Pooh.

How come nobody ever names their llama, Dolly?

Swallow Alert II *
The Llama Song

* Disclaimer - Before viewing, please swallow any liquid or solid or it will wind up on your monitor or keyboard. Not responsible for damage sustained when a Swallow Alert is issued. *

Susanwob,

The one-L lama, he's a priest,
The two-L llama, he's a beast.
The three-L lllama is one hell of a fire.

I left the critically important discussion of the giant fake gazombas (le grande ta'tas au fakeurte) for this? Well while I'm here.... cross a llama with a cobra and you've got yerself one hell of a spitter.

susanwob -

tnx 4 Nash ... I love his work ... and finding there's another fan out there in blogland ...

Why has no one mentioned that the llama's name is Dolly?

does anyone know where i can download/view online the monty python llama song?

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