Slow start. Five minutes gone, and Jack has not shot a single person, though he did briefly turn Secretary of Defense William Devane's annoying daughter's annoying husband into a human toaster.
Update: Victoria's Secret has a new bra, the "Ipex," coming out March 1.
Update: Blah, blah, blah. I'm beginning to miss American Idol.
Update: Jack is on his way.
Update: According to the New York Daily News: ...next month, Victoria's Secret will launch IPEX, a model meant to inspire sighs of relief. According to VS, the bra provides total support and coverage - particularly at the all-important center of the cup - without lumpy padding. The bra is also completely seamless, for a smooth look under fitted tops, and, best of all, is feather-light. After two years of designing and tweaking, the IPEX bra will be available Tuesday in Victoria's Secret stores - when official spokesbabe Gisele will make an appearance, at 1:30 p.m., in Military Square in Times Square.
Update: Blah, blah, blah. They are milking this plot like a COW.
Update: Jack is in the building. He has no backup! He doesn't NEED backup! He's Jack Bauer!
Update: They found the bad terrorist thing! But they can't work it! They'll have to call Customer Support!
Update: They tried F5-SHIFT-ESCAPE. That did it!
Update: Humanity is saved! For now! But... the terrorist got away! Which means we have to watch again next week. If only for the Victoria's Secret ad.