HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

(Thanks to Jake Ezell and Justin Barber)

Comments

[punky brewster]

Is the female version of blue balls?

[golfwidow]

"Blue tits" sounds a bit a disease, doesn't it?

[golfwidow again]

(Get out of my head, Punky.)

[thefly]

Ok ok, I know it's not funny to say but that's just a really cute bird.
I guess if I wanted to be funny I could say that was a really cute tit.
But I really wasn't trying for that, I just thought it was a cute BIRD.

[MOTW]

Blue tits have an average of just over seven chicks per nest, with each chick being fed about 100 times each day.

700 meals a day? McHappy McWorms!

[igloo]

I am glad to see that BTO(Bachman Turner Overdrive) has turned their energy towards useful pursuits.

[SteveB]

Do the wives of "The Blue Man Group" have Blue Tits?

I'm just asking is all...

[julietine]

Punky,

LOL

[igloo]

So when you hear, "colder than a witches tit", you can comprehend the color of said ta ta.

[Eleanor]

It's a beautiful tit.

[(( . ))(( . ))]

Lookie me! I be blue teetee!!

[Nora]

Did this happen during the Super Bowl?????

[Writer's Cramp]

Blue tit boom 'may cause crisis'

Thought this was going to be about Smurfette's new implants

[kat]

National Blue Tit Week starting on Feb. 14th.
Habitat for Humanity needs to 'get on board.' I have 5 bird houses hanging in an old tree in my front yard, now. Please people, have a heart! Give those little creatures some homes. They will work hard to earn their keep.
(between the lizards and the birds, we don't have to use insectacides in our gardens)

[kibby F5™]

...encouraging blue tits to nest in the garden could provide an ecologically friendly form of pest control.

Knowing MY luck. It would only invite MORE pesky neighbors!

[candy tutt]

What is it with the UK -- last summer I was over in Scotland and asked what the big gray birds were that flew down by the river Ness. They're "Black-footed Boobies!"

[Gary]

Remember these are the same folks who brought us Cock-A-Leekie soup.

[igloo]

Obviously the "Black-footed Boobies" were migrating from North Carolina..The Tar Heel State.
*SO sorry*

[Arcane Jill]

Slightly off topic, but in rural Pennsylvainia there are two towns with INTERESTING names...one is named Intercourse, and the other is called Blue Ball...don't ask me WHY.

[kibby F5™]

You missed Cherry Valley.

PA's known for them.

Ouside Munich Germany there's a town that translates to "Big Hard Thing". More a village than a town. More a few houses than a village.

[Arcane Jill is a Highlander Fan]

I hope there are some Highlander fans in the audience...Doncha think Blue Tits might have been Metho's (theoretical) wife's problem after he painted half his face blue and returned from a hard day's pillaging?

[Uh - ooooooooo]

Ooog!

Jill -- that's ... really ... um ... something, your imagery ...

Speaking of which, I sorta got sidetracked on that other thread ... you promised some ethnic jokes to go with your various nationalities of "penicillin" food ...

So, give with the jokes ...

Please?

[U.O.]

Jill -

Fergot -- Aye, lassie, I be a Highlander fan tae ... tho I dinna watch it few a good while, now ...

[Uh-Oh]

... few ... ?

FOR! FOUR! FORE! 4!

take yore pick ...

[Arcane Jill]

Calm down, Uncle Omar!
1. Irish pennicilling=Irish Mist Whisky.
2. Italian Pennicillin=my dad's red sauce
3. German penicillin=either bratwurst or lager, take that any direction you like, Bloglits!
4. Russan pennicillin=Vodka, what else?
5. Polish penicillin=either horseradish or kielbasa or both.
I apologize for the Methos joke, that was really bad...but funny. My friend who's a Highlander NUT did a full on spit take.

[u.o.]

Jill -

After some thot ... prolly only one ... I mean, din't some of them only paint half their face blue?

It's been so long, I can't remember some of the details ...

OF THE MOVIE(S) !!!

Whut didju tink I ment?

[Arcane Jill]

I thought you meant the TV show too, Uncle Omar...and Methos DID only paint half his face blue, but if the dear nutcase decided to have fun on both SIDES,.
I apologize for this conversation.

[igloo]

"Our Tits need support!"

Nuff said!

[u.o.]

Now, if all them bras hadn't of been burnt back when I was in college, they coulda saved 'em and put them to use for a different color of tits ... for support ... you know ... is this where ramparts is part of the conversation?

And then, of course, there's the whole (or partial) penis thing ...

(A thot just occured to me ... were there guys who endorsed the women's lib movement who burned their jockstraps?

Or did the libbers want to burn the jockstraps with the guys still in them?)

[SmtAzzBlnd]

tit willow, tit willow,tit willow