Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
The Academy Awards are tonight, and I know that at 8:30 p.m. you will be riveted to your TV. USA Today asked a bunch of people, among them me, how Chris Rock could improve the show; you can find my advice here.