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February 22, 2005

CHER: NOT AFRAID TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE

She also speaks out on "hoes."

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hoes like a gardening tool?

At least she didn't call them "rakes."

Shear gall! Cher should learn to prune her tongue.

Cher is a goddess, she has someone prune her tongue for her

No, no...panty hose. 'Cause they're transparent and won't...run?

It's fortunate for Cher that truth is still and absolute defense against libel.

Shear gall! Cher should learn to prune her tongue.

Main Entry: 1hoe
Pronunciation: 'hO
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English howe, from Middle French houe, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German houwa mattock, houwan to hew -- more at HEW
1 : any of various implements for tilling, mixing, or raking; especially : an implement with a thin flat blade on a long handle used especially for cultivating, weeding, or loosening the earth around plants

Takes one to know one.....

*ducks*

*ducks*

..on the Tonight Show on Monday, Chris Rock, talking about turning 40, said the only way anyone would use the word 'young' talking about him, would be if he married Cher.
Likewise, the only way one would use the word 'talented' with Cher would be if she appeared on stage with J.Lo or Britney Spears.

(if she showed up with both, there would be an entertainment China Syndrome with the concert venue burrowing its way to the earth's core, and she could finish up being Queen of the Morelocks)

You think that was just an intro to "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves?" Or just easier to say...

'niac --

gotta say it ... (I'm way behind on threads, been busy with kids and grandkids and parties for the last four days ... just got back on 'net last nite ...)

r.e. your massive penis ... trauma (of several days ago)

L!O!L!!! L!A!L!!!

[Watching Mythbusters last nite, My Bride asked me if the guy peeing on the electric fence was the same guy with the string and "massive ... trauma" ... ]

'niac --

gotta say it ... (I'm way behind on threads, been busy with kids and grandkids and parties for the last four days ... just got back on 'net last nite ...)

r.e. your massive penis ... trauma (of several days ago)

L!O!L!!! L!A!L!!!

[Watching Mythbusters last nite, My Bride asked me if the guy peeing on the electric fence was the same guy with the string and "massive ... trauma" ... ]

Dang!

Blame that one on the PC desktop @ home! I've been on Mac so long, I fergot the PC was slow, even with highspeed connection ... I clicked twice ... rats!

Cher can really shovel out the crap - planting the seeds of anger in the crowd - she'll reap nothing but mistrust with her scything wit...

Pathetic, I know...

I should just throw in the trowel...

Cher is just pissed off because she found out that she was question number 7, on the taxidermy 101 exam.

She is such a weed whacker..

u.o.- I don't think anyone minds multiple complimentary posts, I know I don't.

Yeah, that had to sting.

"Hey Britney, did you hear that Cher called you a ho?"

"Who's share?"

ROTFL at Boo!

And this coming out of the mouth of such a class act!...

Cher's been saying that for more than a year. It has just taken this long for the people of India to hear about it.

[waves at Boo]

Too funny BarryFS!

I am curious about how Cher could know. If by pillow-talk, wouldn't the charge apply to her?

If by observation or direct experience, the same (although the mental image is scary).

If by reading gossip mags, she is a) gullible, b) admitting preoccupation and c) petty.

Maybe she is like Queen Mab...if we ignore her she'll disappear?

You have got to hand it to Cher for effort, people. Clearly she's sat down with the Microsoft lingo manual.

And this is coming from a woman with a cage full of "boy-toys" backstage?

jamester - cage? Toolshed, more likely.

* CLINK * Cheers to Boo and insomniac today! \(^.^)/

jamester - cage? Toolshed, more likely.

* CLINK * Cheers to Boo and insomniac today! \(^.^)/

I'm confused. Who gets to speak Ebonics and who doesn't?

And the point?

So... how many retirement tours is Cher going to have?

Peri - read your email please.

I will still be singing, touring and raking in gazillions of $$$$ long after you cretins have disappeared from this earth!

If I could Turn Back Time...

Cher may be the ultimate authority on hoes...and other garden implements....but could she solve the hapland puzzle game? .....I think not

Cher may be the ultimate authority on hoes...and other garden implements....but could she solve the hapland puzzle game? .....I think not

But I don't double post, alisaren....

usually i don't either ....but today is special :)

If you read the NY Post's version it quotes her as saying, "I know — they are ho's, aren't they?" This obviously means that the two of them are owned by prostitutes, not that they are hookers. I'm not sure which is better though.

she may be right, but she is beverly sills compared to those two "singers"... [back on the geezer bus i go]

you'll also note to the left of that article is an add for a musical condom.

god love america.

Ok she may be old and vulgar and look like she had a gazillion face lifts and has been dipped in formaldehyde...but she has a nice voice and is a pretty good actress...am I right?...or not???

So that's what they mean by "cultivating the earth." ;-)

*digs out World Atlas to find "Australasia"

Yay! Uncle Omar! *runs for a hug and dodges flying paddles*

Ok Jeff..I stand corrected..

**Goes to paddel herself with an extra large paddle for opening her big mouth**

you'll also note to the left of that article is an add for a musical condom.

god love america.

I'll paddle you, Julie!

(phone rings) Hello Pot?
Yes this is Pot.
This is Kettle. Your Black.
(Hangs Up)

Ooh! Cat Fight!

I'd pay good money to see the three of them go at it in a ring.

Balanchine,

you are naughty!..I love it!!

And thinking about it..what the heck is a hoe???...could I be one???...can someone provide a description???

FWIW the Royal Navy mag has never put Cher in as a pin-up, but there have been sheep, two donkeys, a duck ......

And Opie,

ha,ha..u made me laugh since I just learned the expression "the pot calling the kettle black!"...ha,ha!...

I'm with you julietine - on the Cher thing - do NOT back down - I have your back!

And, alisaren that is the best retort to the doble post attack I've ever seen - may I borrow it since with this F$%&*#king dial-up I do it all the time! :)

doble=French for double

hey sonny - I got you babe!

Thanks Eleanor...

**feels empowered enough to show bloggers the truth**

eleanor- by all means ...feel free to use my retort....glad to be of service ...


...wait ...does that make me a hoe?

My favorite "ho" routine was "Eddie Murphy as 'Velvet Jones', that slick ass pimp from Saturday Night Live “I wanna be a ho ...”"

Sonny, there's this whole thing about being dead that throws a wrench into things. Get back here this instant! Don't make me come down from there...

If it's all the same to you, God, I'm gonna hang out for the weekend with my buddy, Bernie.

Go ahead, just don't tell anyone I sent you. ;-)

And don't go calling people "spades."

Cher's oh-so-great powers of deduction have brought her to a conclusion that the rest of the world came to a long time ago! Maybe in a few years she'll tell us that Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" was intentional :-)

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