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February 22, 2005

ATTENTION, FEMALE PHOTOJOURNALISTS

You'll never make it in this business if you don't show up for the really important stories.

(Thanks to Mahatma Jane)

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At least she won't need any flotation devices.....

Pinto....

Dude... they're filled with WATER. Not only that, but they're filled with SALT WATER. Which means that she's wearing the equivalent of cement shoes on her chest.

EUREKA. I know what size I want for my next breast implants.

Floatation devices? (read, RAFT)


yikes..

Mahatma Kane Jeeves, not Mahatma Jane

Where the H3ll does she buy her bras, eh?!

REI?

Polly, are you implying that her breasts aren't real?

I'm shocked, I tell you.... Shocked.....

Mahatma Kane Jeeves, not Mahatma Jane

This seems like a perfectly valid journalist story for me....

It's also an optical illusion. If you concentrate really hard, after a minute or so, you'll see some photographers in the background!

Polly!

I see you jump in with expertise on science and fraud once again. We've missed you.

Another optical illusion or reality: - her breasts are larger than their heads??

Not real? Do you think? She's like the Pied Piper for breastfeeding children. (And also men...all men. And some women. Although not me cuz homey don't play that way.)

Ah, men ... like moths to a flame

A viable contestant for David Letterman's "Does it Float?" contest?

Not only that, but she pulls flowers out of her a$$!!

How is a girl supposed to find a decent man with THAT for competition?

Not only that, but she pulls flowers out of her a$$!!

How is a girl supposed to find a decent man with THAT for competition?

So nice I had to say it twice.

She's not truly "competition," is she? More like a side show. At least, I hope so. Holy chit!

One of those guys has his hand down his pants!!

And what's up with the guy with the microphone? Is he planning to interview her? What would you ask a half naked woman posing in the pool?

So, what are your thoughts on global warming?....

for my next geometry class:
1) extend the lines of sight of all the photographers' cameras in this picture. Do they intersect? Where?

Extra credit: Are you surprised ?

Why does that make me think "And the rockets red glare"?

Giddy: bra? She don't need no steenkin' bra! Those things aretheir (not there) own floatation devices. I think a bra would be superfluous at this point.

Polly, we missed you. You were being discussed earlier. Were your ears ringing?

Mahatma: I think Judi still has that mental block about your name.

Made you look! Bwahahaha!

*ducks*

Whoops, I meant to say "were your ears BURNING?" I think that's the proper old wive's tale question.

If one of those guys in the back pushes to get just a little better view . . . . splash for the whole lot of them.

Now THAT would be a picture!

Tamara - thanks for the smirk.

;o)

For those of you who didn't get the "rocket's red glare" reference, let me refresh your memory (or is that mammary?): Mrs. Jose Lima.

Jeff,

My ears weren't ringing but I did go to IHOP for Swedish Paakes this afternoon and thought of my moaties.

(P.S. Missed you guys! Got a job! Hooray! Life is good!)

Why is there never an outcry of sexism when this blog links to say... chippendales?

Just curious

[shuffles feet at getting taken by Tamara]

Well, it wouldn't surprise me! Clearly they are crude beasties with no restraint. Oh, wait, that would be sexist to say...true, but a sexist generalization nonetheless.

And Polly, with your new smile set to "stun" you really need not worry about competition even if you cannot do the vegetation trick. Check your email.

Jeff, I though it was supposed to be "did your spider sense tingle?"

Boy, I hope that guy in Alaska with the freshly re-attached... uh, medallion didn't see that. He might have suture integrity issues.

Sh1T!!..EVEN AS A WOMAN i HAVE TO SAY THE B!TCH IS HOT!

julietine, you are getting scarier and sexier all the time.

Horned honey,

yes!!

horned frog: LOL for "suture integrity issues"!!

Mebbe MJJ is me anima

Talk about spraining your tongue . . . that's just ridiculous.

A viable contestant for David Letterman's, "Does it Float?" contest?

*spew*

excellent just excellent!

Talk about spraining your tongue . . . that's just ridiculous.

Is that a 70-200mm motorized zoom lens in your camera bag, or are you happy to see me?

ps - Hey, Matt Neffer - still spotwelding?

Got milk?

I STILL say they're shaped funny... the tops look fake, but the bottom part that you can see looks like it was run over by a truck...

And umm... Whats the white stuff around her waist????? Just wondering...

Dad?

Mikey, no milk; how 'bout some Jesus juice?
In a Dr. Pepper can?

do they call them "ramparts," in Argentina?

Just - she has a waist???

*goes back to ..um... check - yeah, that's it*

Horned frog...what can I say!!???...I am hot baby!!

just, re: the white stuff? I'm guessing dolphin jizz.

I'm a believer, j. When you visit, leave your knife at home. On the rest. Or the double-ended whatchacallit.

terraplenes

LOL Higgy...

"mucho grande terraplenes," to be exact.

"mucho grande terraplenes," to be exact.

embankments?

"Mucho grande terraplenes," to be exact.

FYI women with breast implants can't breastfeed, they don't have milk...i guess you could suck saline

And Argentinian ramparts = lolas, or gomas.

The Argentinian's sense of humor is up there with the best there is. Fo' shizzle.

motw and jeff: it's kinda like on "joan of arcadia" ok? but if mahatma jane doesn't like it, i'll stop ;)

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.

Got it. Several times.

I'll take a four-shot of Boo Augustus.

Tambien, hablo solamente Tex-Mex.

guess Boo got a little too excited about ramparts there....

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

Judi: s'okay, no bigee . . .

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

Judi: s'okay, no bigee . . .

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.

Let me amend that: the blog is getting a little too excited about ramparts as well.

Don't quit now. I'm just starting to understand.

Geez, Boo, time to get that mouse button cleaned, I guess...

Don't quit now. I'm just starting to understand.

RR: Please don't start or me and my young spunky companion might just have to hurt you!

As for Boo??????????

All for one, and one for all! *draws rapier*

D'Art:

D'Oh!! I had to send that link to my breast-man friend. heh

Man, the ramparts!

Where is that slacker Aramis at when we need him?

Women w/implants can breastfeed, especially if the incision isn't thru the "nipple." Less milk ducts cut that way.

(TMI?)

Back off wench, we are in battle!

I went to get more wine, what happened?

Aramis? I used to smell him every time I went to a club back in the '70s.

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