ATTENTION, COLORADO COOKIE-DISPUTE NEIGHBORS
You do not want to move to Germany.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster and several others)
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February 15, 2005
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Bodily Harm???!?!?!
Posted by: Drew | February 15, 2005 at 11:53 AM
COCK - Doodle-doo!! First!!!
Posted by: morty | February 15, 2005 at 11:53 AM
"Crowing Cock"
Enuf Said.
Posted by: igloo | February 15, 2005 at 11:53 AM
crap....
Posted by: morty | February 15, 2005 at 11:54 AM
Appears they forgot to pack their alarm cock.
Posted by: Rabbit | February 15, 2005 at 12:00 PM
i just like the name of the town. [one of the several others who sent it in . ..]
Wacken rooster alarm clock wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | February 15, 2005 at 12:07 PM
SO Phonetically "Itzehoe" works out to...
Its ze hoe?
So we have a crowing cock in Itzehoe? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: igloo | February 15, 2005 at 12:10 PM
Is it just me or would anyone else have filled up their house with chicken poop before the cops were called?
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | February 15, 2005 at 12:15 PM
WC - most of just don't have access to that much chicken poop.
Posted by: pogo | February 15, 2005 at 12:16 PM
cock crowing???..Is that what I think it is???
Posted by: julietine | February 15, 2005 at 12:22 PM
"angry vaginas" and "crowing cocks"
hummmmm, this needs more investigation......
Posted by: akgirl | February 15, 2005 at 12:31 PM
So, next they'll tell me my little prank of burning down my neighbor's house when he went to the market is somehow a crime?
Whatever happened to the good old days of progressively stupid pranks until someone dies, with NO POLICE INVOLVED?
Posted by: Christobol | February 15, 2005 at 12:31 PM
This story is from circa mid 1970s. My husband's sister once had some upstairs neighbors who played their brand of music very loud. Several attempts to contact them and ask them to turn it down failed.
Sis-in-law obtained a 45 rpm record of "Disco Duck." She loaded it on a turntable set on a 6-foot step ladder under the vent to said neighbor's apartment. She turned the volume to max and set it to automatically replay when the record was finished. She went out of town for the weekend.
Neighbors were quiet after that.
Posted by: MOTW | February 15, 2005 at 12:37 PM
"Neighbors were quiet after that."
Good one, MOTW. They probably moved.
Posted by: mama723 | February 15, 2005 at 12:49 PM
no history of antagonism? bet there will be one now
Posted by: cubie | February 15, 2005 at 12:50 PM
I bet they were just tired out from all the dancing. Because, when you hear Disco Duck, you just have to dance.
Posted by: Christobol | February 15, 2005 at 12:52 PM
CbYMMLLAILOLAWA!
Posted by: Tamara | February 15, 2005 at 12:54 PM
I'm only trying to determine what would make one say to onesself, "You know, if we do this, with or without a history of antagonism, we're bound to be in quite a spot of trouble when we get home. So, jolly good idea."
Why I've suddenly come over all pseudo-British is another mystery entirely.
Posted by: golfwidow | February 15, 2005 at 12:55 PM
I say deary, just say `Oh golly gosh' six times each morning.
Have you British in no time.
Tea?
Posted by: Rev Arthur Weasel-Boinker | February 15, 2005 at 01:13 PM
For those with phony cocks, we salute you!
*this would also work for the Tom Sizemore thread*
Posted by: insomniac | February 15, 2005 at 01:40 PM
A cock crowing at an enormous volume can definitely be a problem, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 15, 2005 at 01:44 PM
*snickers* Ah, my friends, obviously we have taught ze youngt Musketeer well! MORE WINE,WENCH! *pinches wench*
Posted by: Porthos | February 15, 2005 at 01:54 PM
"I have never known a crowing cock to be a problem....."
**ak girl blushes, and tells her angry vagina to quit talking....**
Posted by: akgirl | February 15, 2005 at 02:00 PM
A Cock is no laughing matter!
Posted by: Aramis | February 15, 2005 at 02:00 PM
Thought about posting G#1 giving G#2 something to crow about, but thought better of it.
Posted by: sct72 | February 15, 2005 at 02:12 PM
Apparently their cock was bigger, louder, AND a better lov--crower.
Posted by: kim possible | February 15, 2005 at 02:13 PM
Louder G#1 and Angry G#2. Hmmmm
Posted by: sct72 | February 15, 2005 at 02:15 PM
Is there any cock au vin left or did the Cardinal's Guards suck it all down?
Posted by: Athos | February 15, 2005 at 02:15 PM
Stop making so much noise!
Posted by: Gen A. Talia | February 15, 2005 at 02:16 PM
So THIS is how Hitler got so much power! What did Machiavelli know?
Posted by: Doug | February 15, 2005 at 03:29 PM
"Appears they forgot to pack their alarm cock"
HA! YOU WIN!
COCK A DOODLE DON'T. WHAT RODNEY KING SAID.
Posted by: PETER | February 15, 2005 at 05:39 PM
My guess is that the sound effects (tape, whatever) didn't taste like chicken ...
Posted by: U.O. | February 15, 2005 at 06:26 PM
Here's one: "Reverend Arthur Weaselboinker" anagrams to "Unreel her, wivern skateboarder!"
Posted by: Doug | February 15, 2005 at 08:51 PM
Just for the record, I have never been boinked by any reverends, Arthur or otherwise.
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | February 16, 2005 at 08:46 AM