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February 17, 2005

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OWWW!

Dave,

I don't ever want to read the words "penis" and "massive injuries" in the same sentence.

IJURIES??

I think he needs to ship his brain in for examination.

how many times did he tie it up? and why does it take 45 seconds or more to post to the blog? i have dsl da*&it!! i'll never be first at this rate!
*goes to pout in corner*

is it not politically correct to pee on the side of the road in romania? it is here in calaveras county!

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A four letter word the guy was shouting at the time of removal

hey jeff,
simul-post!!

OK!

Can't he just pee in his empty beer can like everyone else?

Ermm.......ouch.......

That is all.

OMG! Too funny!!!! LOL

Ever notice that it isn't women doing stupid stuff like that??

Can't you guys just leave those things alone?!?!?!

When mine gets in the way I just tuck it into my sock.

didn't he have a pop bottle around or something?

OK, my question is, he must have had to whip it out to wrap the string around it...probably took a while with the string, too. Then pack it all back in his shorts, right? Wouldn't it have been just as easy to pee? Maybe faster, even?

Maybe he's related to the guy from Wales.

There must be a urinal (read: tree) shortage.

I am not a guy. But I am married to a guy. And I have 4 guys for kids. And I can't imagine any of them every considering doing this for even half a second. Sorry for the return post...I am just stunned into speechification...holy crap on a cracker, dude, just pee!

This guy is dumber than gravel ...

If not peeing by the roadside or behind a tree indicates their local morality/attitude, what would they do if a woman breastfed her baby on a street corner?

Let's review:

Good to hear from a woman: You have massive penis.

Bad to hear from a woman: You have massive penis ... trauma.

Likely story. He probably had something important to remember and didn't want to look like a total dork with a string tied around one of his fingers.

What is it with Romanian men and nightmarish penis trauma?

OUCH!

When Something About Mary meets Dumb and Dumber?

Yet another instance of hiding a fetish behind an implausible explanation. "Well, I just fell on that vaseline covered potato!"

Must have been a masochist.

although to be fair, "nightmarish penis trauma" is a bit rendundant

I DO NOT APPRECIATE ALL THIS DEROGATORY COMMENTARY. I AM VERY FINDING IT HURTFUL! PLEASE DESIST

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