WORLD'S SEXIEST PLUMBER
We were thrilled to receive a "Sexiest Plumber" calendar in the mail earlier this week, but now we realize that, tragically, the true winner was not included.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
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January 28, 2005
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Hold on, I need to go clog my toilet.
Posted by: Christobol | January 28, 2005 at 09:19 AM
Does the phrase "Roto Rooter" ring a bell.
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Uh, Dave, What part of Drew Harchick?
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 09:22 AM
Now I understand "butt cleavage." But I wish I still didn't.
*weeps for lost innocence*
Posted by: Tamara | January 28, 2005 at 09:23 AM
A waxed moon!
Posted by: BarryFS | January 28, 2005 at 09:24 AM
That gal's risking a hefty fine from the NFL.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 28, 2005 at 09:26 AM
Do you think she's impressed by the usual things that impress plumbers?
"Wow, you really clogged this puppy."
"Yeah, it must have been all that bran."
"You sure you didn't use SuperColonBlow?"
"No ma'am."
"Da-yam! As soon as I get my arm out of this toilet I'm going to have to jump your bones, sir."
"I figured as much."
Posted by: Christobol | January 28, 2005 at 09:29 AM
I don't get it...am I missing something???
Posted by: julietine | January 28, 2005 at 09:33 AM
I hate to admit it, but only after the fourth or fifth veiwing, did I notice that she has a weasel or a mongoose on her head.
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 09:36 AM
No, julietine, your not missing a thing. She is. It appears that her trendy Dr. Dentons is missing a flap.
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 09:38 AM
If you will notice the large white bare area on top of the head running towards the back, she could certainly use some Rogaine, and quickly, I suspect!
Posted by: kC | January 28, 2005 at 09:39 AM
Now I know where she keeps her car keys.
Posted by: antiroach | January 28, 2005 at 09:40 AM
" 2005 Fall/Winter collection"
I can here her next winter when commenting on her outfit...
"This cold weather just chaps my a**!"
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 09:41 AM
.
PLUMBERS BUTT
GET IT?
I'd like to plunger.
.
Posted by: Cosa Nostradamus | January 28, 2005 at 09:49 AM
Igloo,
I see...I am slow sometimes..
Posted by: julietine | January 28, 2005 at 09:52 AM
Julietine, I have to apologize for assuming that you query involved the picture, not something of a personal nature like...
missisng out on that promotion due to your slavish devotion to this blog.
Sincerely
Your Boss
Posted by: The Boss | January 28, 2005 at 10:00 AM
I finally figure out why my computer wasn't showing the blog (it thought it was a pop-up advertisement or something) and this is what I get to see when I come back?
Posted by: SchadeBoy | January 28, 2005 at 10:03 AM
TopNotch, Jeff.
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 10:29 AM
Er, Jeff, more like BottomNotch.
Apologies to all.
Posted by: igloo | January 28, 2005 at 10:30 AM
I wonder how she got a picture of my face stuck to the back of her pants?!
Posted by: antiroach | January 28, 2005 at 10:30 AM
Give knew meaning to the phrase "wardrobe malfunction"
Posted by: Doug | January 28, 2005 at 10:42 AM
And if the regular plumber can charge a service fee plus $65 an hour, she can charge? (ends with Gazillion)
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | January 28, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes a-plumbing
She shows off her ass, each drain that she passes goes 'Glug'!
Posted by: insomniac | January 28, 2005 at 11:09 AM
A crack dealer.
Posted by: BarryFS | January 28, 2005 at 11:38 AM
Now that's a version of Crack to which I could say "yes" ... "yes" ... "yesyesyesyesyessssss"
[Barry FS - I had that thot before I saw your post ... honestly ...]
Posted by: Mule Acorn | January 28, 2005 at 12:17 PM
now wonder her hair is sticking straight up... her butt is cold.
wouldn't you, as a passerby, have an overwhelming desire to stick something ... like a straw or a pencil... in that crack and see if she notices?
Posted by: sj | January 28, 2005 at 12:32 PM
Oh great, another place that they need to shave before they can go out in public.
Posted by: Flash | January 28, 2005 at 12:45 PM
When I wake up with hair like that, I pull on a hat.
I guess she figured, "eh feck it.... everyone will be watching my ass."
Posted by: slyeyes | January 28, 2005 at 03:48 PM
sly' -
eh feck it.... ??? eh feck it.... ???
Posted by: M.A. | January 28, 2005 at 04:00 PM
I give my dog table scraps every day in addition to his dried dog food. The scraps consist of steamed vegetables. A vet here told a dog owner that a lot of the dried dog food contained corn that was unfit for human consumption because it contain toxic chemicals causing cancers on the dog. The blend I use contains 'rice'.
Posted by: kC | January 29, 2005 at 05:29 AM
My daughter's Dalmatian choked to death on a turkey bone when she fed him table scraps ... just sayin' ... after that, we never fed our pups anything but controlled menu ... no bones ...
Posted by: u.o. | January 29, 2005 at 07:41 AM
If you had read the statement about table scraps you would have seen that they consisted of 'steamed' vegetables, not bones!
Posted by: kC | January 29, 2005 at 08:16 AM
We saved the 'bones' for 'ol Geezers to pick!!!!!
Posted by: kat | January 29, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Besides which again already, the spammer (professional salesperson that he/she/it supposedly is attempting to be) has a misspelled word in that post above ...
Pick a little
Talk a little
Pick a little
Talk a little
Pick, pick, pick,
talkalot
pick a little more
Pickpickpick
talkalot
pickalittlemore
Professor, That kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee ...
She advocates dirty books!
Chaucer!
Rabelais!
BalllZac!!!
Posted by: o.u. (kid) | January 29, 2005 at 07:54 PM
U.O.
Yes, And luved every minute while reading Chaucer, especially. My professor, Dr. Robert Campbell, was the most renowned authority on Chaucer.
Posted by: kat | January 31, 2005 at 05:30 AM