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January 19, 2005

TRUMP WEDDING EXCLUSIVE

This exclusive blog has exclusively obtained exclusive photos of the dresses that will be worn by the bridesmaids at the exclusive wedding of Mr. Donald Trump to The Next Mrs. Donald Trump at Mr. Trump's exclusive Palm Beach mansion, "Donald Trump-a-Lago.".

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Rest assured that this blog will remain "on top" of this exclusive story and continue to provide you with exclusive details as this blog makes them up uncovers them using professional journalism techniques.

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How did John Kerry (middle) get invited?

I wouldn't get "on top" of that even with a bottle of whiskey in me...

Too skinny to be Fergie. I think it's Ivana.

But Jeff, I am no fool.

At least their hairdo trumps the grooms'..

*high five's Philippe*

Good one.

Dave, I want you to know that we anxiously await all of the Trump news that you can make up find. We don't hear enough about TheDonald and his latest gold digging whore fiance.

Dang, the strike out tag didn't take.

Nope, steve, we're stuck with just italics and bold. Dave and judi get all the good stuff.

Let's see if this works this time:

Dave, I want you to know that we anxiously await all of the Trump news that you can make up find. We don't hear enough about TheDonald and his latest gold digging whore fiance.

That's what the Preview button is for, SteveB.

Her buns are prominently featured in Levi commercials. That's all I know.

SteveB-- Gold-Digging Whore wbagnfarb.

Gold-Digging Whore = Hold down gigger

('lota - I've managed to remember how to post a link, tnx 2 U ... was it ok? or were you offended ... sorry ...)

oops ...

Gold-digging whore = Now rigid goggle

Will these guests attend? (I hope the intended links work. If not, this post makes no sense.)

Dang, it didn't work. Figures. I can't even figure out my phone.

This has been a technically challenged thread...

what? no coconut bras?!?

I agree with Marvin AND Jeff...I think the one in the middle looks like the bastard child of John Kerry and Fergie.

Captain Underpant: See the "IS THAT A MULTIMEDIA PLAYER IN YOUR POCKET?" thread for link tips.

sandy, I could explain how she came to be in Levi commercials, but then I'd have to admit that I watch The Apprentice and I'm really not prepared to do that in this crowd!

Confidential to Eleanor:

me, too

UO--Are you referring to the bad hair day? It was cute.

The guy in the middle is DEFINITELY the French..oops Massachusets Senator Mr. Kerry..

Hey Doug, howz ur frog?

'lota -

Yeah, okay, it worked, and it wasn't too nasty ...

now I know how to handle those things, mebbe I'll find more ...

just got up from crashing and burning @ 6 pm pst ... time to go back to work ... talk @ u later

WTF is with all these doubles?

I swear I am only posting once ...

gotta be my stoopid dialup ...

WTF is with all these doubles?

I swear I am only posting once ...

gotta be my stoopid dialup ...

That guy in the middle is clearly Rudy Giuliani.

Where is the fourth arm?
The correct time is 10:06 DBT. Don't forget to reset your clocks this weekend as we switch from DBT to DNBT(Dave's New Blog Time). Those of you on the west coast will also need to reset your calenders forward one year.

Squid Trouble

Hundreds Of Jumbo Squid Washing Up On California Shores

POSTED: 8:50 am EST January 20, 2005

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. -- Hundreds of giant squid are washing up on Orange County beaches, creating a scene more akin to "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" than "The O.C."

The bug-eyed sea creatures, believed to be Humboldt squid, normally reside in deep water and only come to the surface at night. Why approximately 500 of them began washing up on the sands of Laguna Beach and Newport Beach on Tuesday isn't clear.

Authorities said the squid - the biggest weighing 17 pounds - might have been pursuing bait fish and gotten too close to shore, or the tides might simply have carried them in.

"I have heard of this happening before, but it's not a common occurrence," lifeguard Capt. Eric Bauer of the Newport Beach Fire Department said Wednesday.

Authorities plan to remove the squid in the next couple of days and will give at least a couple to the Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History for research.

In the meantime, beachgoers were advised not to eat or even touch them. "They probably have bacteria on them at this point," Bauer said.

The Shoes! What's a fashion statement without the Shoes?

Just another sign of the Apocalypse. Massive earthguakes, Tsunamis, Dave Berry on Sabbatical.
These were predicted by Nostradamus.
Quatrain 666
The snipe night has come
Cuttlefish, scuttle on the shore,
Elephants will have their Loo,
A very Bard, will bless the Roo.

We all are aware that Nostradamus spoke in riddles, but it obvious that "snipe night" is an anagram as well as "Very Bard", so it is not hard to see the events of 2004 and early 2005 revolve around the events chronicled on this site.
C'bol is probably Channeling old Nos' at this very moment.

In the meantime, beachgoers were advised not to eat or even touch them. "They probably have bacteria on them at this point," Bauer said.

AND gonahrrea!! Calamari, anyone!!????

Oooo, save the eyeball on THAT one! Yum.

Is that Dave on the right?

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