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January 18, 2005


...we're staying the hell out of the ponds.

(Thanks to Gabe Weintraub)


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That fish has a human-like face? Really?! Am I missing something?

Mommy? Is that you?

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "OK, take off aw your crows."

She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Wang, "get down on knees and craw reery, reery, fass away from me to udder side of room."

Having done that Dr. Wang said, "OK, now turn round and craw reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged. Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "OK, your probrem reery, reery bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease ... worse case I ever see ... that why you not have dates, that why you not have sex."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your butt."

"Gabe Weintraub" anagrams to "write, u beanbag."

I know. I'm fired.


Looks more like Yoda to me...

"Honey, what are you doing?"
"Come here and look at our fish!"
"Doesn't its face look more human than yesterday?"
"And yesterday, it looked more human than the day before that, and so on and so on each previous day!"
"When is the last time you actually left the house?"
"What, I don't know, just look at the fish! It's incredible. We should call someone."
"You do realize the tank glass if reflective, right? I mean, that's your face. You knew that, right?"
"Oh. Uh. Sure."

As if none of us have ever known somebody who kind of had a face like a fish ...

That picture is worth a thousand words...

So minus everything in the article, it's now worth 423 words....

What's that? What's he saying? Did he say something about the Meaning of Life? Oh sh**, it's Mr. Creosote! Hide!

Uncanny resemblance to Bill O’Reilly. Smarter though.

...fish heads, fish heads, look just like Newt Gingrish heads...

Uncanny resemblance on rye bread with some mayonnaise

Good God, they finally found my sister-in-law!!!

I saw something about this in James Burkes Connections series, except they were talking about crabs instead of fish. It seems that, for centuries, Japanese fishermen have been throwing back any crabs with a carapace that looked like a face. The crabs thrown back had more children than the ones eaten, so after a time all the crabs looked more and more human.

Mike- It was also on Carl Sagan's 'Cosmos'. The crabs were at the site of the Battle of Dannoura in the 1180s, when the Taira family ,along with the child-emperor Antoku, were killed by the Minamoto clan...
*sounds of crickets*

keep going with the chinese crab knowledge... I have none except for what I get off the buffet line at China City. How many crabs did Carl say there were? *leading question - wink wink nudge nudge*

Billions and billions, of course!

which reminds me of the Far Side captioned 'Young Carl Sagan' He is seen with a friend pointing at the night sky saying,"Look at all the stars, Becky, there must be hundreds and hundreds of them !"
I also have James Burke's autograph, you know how he does those articles starting with some person or invention and goes through many different links to get back to the same person?
He has a lot of that stuff memorized!

That's either George C. Scott as Patton, or Brando as Don Corleone ...

insomniac,Oh crud, I got the wrong miniseries. You're right, it was the Cosmos thing I saw. The Connections series didn't do anything about evolution.

That fish looks like it came right out of that stupid video game Seaman, where you raise a fish with a human face who basically insults you the whole you play it. What fun is it to buy a video game where you raise a fake fish, when you can buy a real one for a lot less money?

Looks like dinner to me! Fish tacos anyone?

Nice. Glad to see that racism is still rampant. *reads bad joke's comment*
Glad I stayed in Seoul last time I was in Korea.

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