ALARMING SQUID UPDATE
These jumbo flying monster mollusks are leaving reel parts all over the freaking deck.
UPDATE: Apparently, this is a registration site. For those of you who do not wish to bother registering: This is a story concerning some jumbo flying monster mollusks that are causing reel parts to be strewn all over the freakling deck. We hope this clears everything up.
UPDATE UPDATE: OK, apparently this is not a registration site. We're going back to bed.