VIRTUAL CHICK
(Thanks to Davie Cooley, and sorry if this is a reblog)
« Previous | Main | Next »
December 27, 2004
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
This should be listed under "Productivity Enhancers" for me! This is the most typing and clicking I've done all day!
Posted by: Higgy | December 27, 2004 at 09:41 AM
Not to be picky, but can I get a virtual chick with better taste in beer?
Posted by: Christobol | December 27, 2004 at 09:52 AM
Thanks judi!
Joshkr may never leave this site.
Posted by: kingw | December 27, 2004 at 10:01 AM
She didn't do anything but move a little and smile at me - is that becaue I'm not a guy???
Posted by: Eleanor | December 27, 2004 at 10:04 AM
why does she keep looking at her wrist?
Posted by: geek | December 27, 2004 at 10:08 AM
Wel, she did fetch me a beer. But when I asked her to fetch me a man with a beer, when the guy showed up she kneed him in a sensitive spot.
But I would guess many of the guys here would enjoy the ramparts.
Posted by: Susan | December 27, 2004 at 10:11 AM
Tell her to strip. It's amusing.
Posted by: Stranger | December 27, 2004 at 10:19 AM
type in "make out" and see what happens. LOL!
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | December 27, 2004 at 10:20 AM
Whoa, much better than that chicken...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 27, 2004 at 10:31 AM
"run" is one option
Posted by: bbxl | December 27, 2004 at 10:32 AM
After everything I tell her to do she looks confused, so I told her to look confused and she pulled out a Playboy...now I'm confused.
Posted by: miel | December 27, 2004 at 10:48 AM
Try "lick your lips"
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 27, 2004 at 10:49 AM
Jeez! Its just like at the bar! I sit there and nothing happens! And now I'm thirsty, too! (! !)
I find sitting right next to the bathroom door is a great place to meet people.
Posted by: Lush Bimbo | December 27, 2004 at 10:54 AM
I put in "lick your lips" and she started making out with furry guy!
Posted by: Eleanor | December 27, 2004 at 10:58 AM
She has a nice tattoo...
Posted by: ben | December 27, 2004 at 11:11 AM
She's not date worthy, y'all. I typed in "Dave Barry" and she just looked confused.
Posted by: Christobol | December 27, 2004 at 11:24 AM
Arrghhh.....
She won't serve me. Quick - someone ask her "Hey Baby, can I buy you a drink AND perform some mounting behaviors?"
Posted by: Lush Bimbo | December 27, 2004 at 11:25 AM
I think this one requires an "unsuitable for the office unless you work for the Osbournes" PS, Jude.
Posted by: JT | December 27, 2004 at 11:28 AM
"love" provides more strange action
Posted by: miel | December 27, 2004 at 11:40 AM
Ha! Try "fight"
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 27, 2004 at 11:42 AM
Quick!
Someone try "Fart!" for me, I can't access it at work.
I must know, for this could very well be the final piece to the puzzle of humanity I've been working on for years.
And it also glows in the dark.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | December 27, 2004 at 11:48 AM
Fishair -
She is confused by that...like just about everything else.
Posted by: miel | December 27, 2004 at 11:54 AM
Thanks for trying Miel.
When confronted with farting, I have found that most women react that way. (Yet, Amazingly Not the women of this particularly windy bunch)
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | December 27, 2004 at 12:05 PM
WHA WHA WHAT?
Type in "Smack" it gets real strange
Posted by: Timmyd | December 27, 2004 at 12:05 PM
"smack your a**" is quite *ahem* enlightening as well.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | December 27, 2004 at 12:09 PM
she'll do a handstand and a cartwheel
Posted by: Leetie | December 27, 2004 at 12:14 PM
try telling her to shower . . .
Posted by: me | December 27, 2004 at 12:33 PM
I told her to Love me a beer and she did. At least she is willing to take care of 50% of my needs.
Posted by: kingw | December 27, 2004 at 12:39 PM
you people are all perverts!
Posted by: Virtual Chick | December 27, 2004 at 12:45 PM
Did you see her tattoo?
Posted by: LabSpecimen | December 27, 2004 at 12:47 PM
She'll also 'sing' and 'change'. However, she doesn't know much about bartending. I can't get her to bring me anything other than beer, and I'm hungry!
Posted by: Me again | December 27, 2004 at 12:47 PM
In the interest of science I asked her to show me your t*ts so she did. Science is wonderful.
Posted by: kingw | December 27, 2004 at 12:57 PM
I guess they don't have all kinds of beer. I asked for some Rolling Rock and she just played air guitar.
Posted by: Michael | December 27, 2004 at 01:02 PM
You know it's a good site if you have to go home and confess it to the wifester...
Posted by: jamester | December 27, 2004 at 01:20 PM
Ask for a "Natural Light," gents.
Posted by: waterboy | December 27, 2004 at 01:35 PM
Talk dirty to me works nicely too.
Posted by: kingw | December 27, 2004 at 01:37 PM
kingw - you are having way too good of a time here - I think you need to get out more....
Posted by: Eleanor | December 27, 2004 at 01:48 PM
tell her to kiss you
Posted by: joey | December 27, 2004 at 02:20 PM
tell her to kiss you
Posted by: joey | December 27, 2004 at 02:24 PM
Oh, gracious. Tell her "let's be friends"
Posted by: Peach | December 27, 2004 at 02:24 PM
tell her to kiss you
Posted by: joey | December 27, 2004 at 02:25 PM
Oh, gracious. Tell her "let's be friends"
Posted by: Peach | December 27, 2004 at 02:28 PM
"exercise"
"jump around"
"Christmas"
Posted by: Peach | December 27, 2004 at 02:29 PM
Oh, and "bark like a dog" and "yoga" produce the same actions.
Just like in my house.
Posted by: Peach | December 27, 2004 at 02:34 PM
"think" and "write" are good.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 27, 2004 at 02:46 PM
I dared some dirty ones...
"masturbate"
"give head" (which is hilarious)
"dirty dance"
I know others tried them too, but were too shy to put them here.
Posted by: Kathleen | December 27, 2004 at 03:14 PM
Pillow fight is nice
Posted by: kingw | December 27, 2004 at 04:21 PM
If you guys haven't yet tried bbxl's suggestion of "run" you are missing out on the BIG fun!
I had previously tried "run around" and got the same thing.
Hilarious!
Posted by: Trystan Shout | December 27, 2004 at 04:50 PM
This website doesn't work well on dialup. Boo. I'm missing out on so much, I can tell. :)
Posted by: Angie | December 27, 2004 at 05:24 PM
lyer (lal)
Posted by: adfad | December 27, 2004 at 06:21 PM
lyer (lal)
Posted by: adfad | December 27, 2004 at 06:21 PM
"Lesbian" just makes her wag her finger. Guess there's no hope for me...
Posted by: anon. female | December 27, 2004 at 08:35 PM
I got her phone number.
Posted by: Ken | December 28, 2004 at 01:18 AM
"kick" is amusing.. we've all been there, eh guys?
Posted by: av | December 28, 2004 at 02:40 AM
Try "give me a hummer" - priceless.
Posted by: frank | December 28, 2004 at 04:29 AM
"magic," "kung fu," "phone number," "shoes" ("touch your toes" does the same), "hair," "lollipop," "tongue," "splits," and "muscles" (or "flex") i havent seen posted... or anything that leads to the same results...
and yes, "head" is amusing.
what? having too much fun? of course not.
Posted by: moi | December 28, 2004 at 11:19 AM