THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND...
(Thanks to Thad Humphries)
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That's the sequel to "The Flight of the Phoenix," right?
Posted by: bbescuela | December 28, 2004 at 08:56 PM
Is the mystery guest behind the curtain at the podium (urinal) number 1, number 2, or number 3?
When I pull the curtain, if you have guessed correctly, the mystery guest will turn on the granite fountain and pi-s in colors, red, white, and blue!
Posted by: kat | December 28, 2004 at 09:07 PM
How many urinal pennies get left there?
Posted by: alanboss | December 28, 2004 at 09:09 PM
last line: the best that you can do...
*flagellates self with squid tentacles*
Posted by: insomniac | December 28, 2004 at 09:10 PM
if you get walk into the men's room at the Felix
(that's a restaurant,in Kowloon)
there's a great view in the bathroom at the Felix
the best you can do:give Hong Kong the 'moon'
(no apologies to Chris Cross)
Posted by: insomniac | December 28, 2004 at 09:11 PM
So when they go upscale, do they leave urinal dimes?
Posted by: Alex D. | December 28, 2004 at 10:10 PM
It would be more fun just to pee out the window.
Posted by: kingw | December 29, 2004 at 06:32 AM
Kinda like peeing on an Easter Island statue, or sumpin'.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | December 29, 2004 at 07:31 AM
Awesome.
Posted by: Zach Foote, typical man | December 30, 2004 at 08:27 AM
Yeow! Did anyone else check out the rest of that urinal.net web site? It was strangely hypnotic, and I looked at almost every picture on the site - urinals of every type, all over the world (and in space!). A true "Dave" subject for discussion!
Posted by: Debra | January 03, 2005 at 05:53 PM
FETISH FREAKS
Posted by: fay | January 17, 2005 at 12:58 PM
*tapes up rock band posters over the spam, plugs in the lava lamp and lights the incense*
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 08:57 PM
I'll set up the tiki bar over here and the portable green house over there. The caterers can set up at that table in the corner and the band can plug in along the far wall. This is the penthouse suite at a Hilton hotel. Apparently you can get away with anything you want at a Hilton. Paris is NOT invited.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 08:59 PM
Since this is my party I'll think I'll audition some bands. To be going on with The Dixie Chicks can perform 'Good-bye Earl' to express the blogbabes' dissatifaction with all the asshats in the world.
*gets in the hot tub with Keanu, Brad and Hugh* Now, boys, don't push. I'm sure we can all get along. One of you go and get me a drink.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:06 PM
*whacked out from cold medicine*
*can't stop staring at lava lamp*
Posted by: Alex D. | February 25, 2005 at 09:07 PM
*brings popcorn to go with the movie*
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 09:07 PM
Hello, Marvin. Best stay out of the hot tub, love. Did anyone check your ID at the door? I have no intention of corrupting a minor.
I can't open your link all the way but I can see 'stanford.edu/' in the url. You didn't bring anything - scholastic - did you? 'Cause it's not that kind of party.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:09 PM
Hey, Alex, you take Eleanor's Lava lamp? She's gonna be sooo mad at you! hhahahaha, snork! It's wild, though, man, right? Lipso itso prima farngi, right? Hehheheh!
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | February 25, 2005 at 09:10 PM
Ooh, more guests! Alex, your pupils are dilated. Are you sure you read the back of that bottle correctly?
Here, Susan, have some slush to go with that popcorn. There's a full movie library here, what shall we watch?
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:12 PM
Don't worry, Marvin, I'm keeping an eye on the MOAT but I have a very short attention span and I might do something silly if I have to wait for the MOAT to load. No worries! I'll go back tomorrow when I have some patience.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:17 PM
Hmmmm, what to watch. Nothing new, that would require too much thought.
The alcohol is not doing anything. Odd. I would think with my existing tiredness it would be kicking in.
What sounds good to watch to you? You invited us here after all...
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 09:19 PM
Mockingbird? No no no. I want something weird and mindless. I'm putting in 'Natural Born Killers'. One of my favorites.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:19 PM
We could get stoned (no, wait, I meant happy) and watch Monty Python movies. I haven't done that since college. Or maybe 'Naked Lunch'. Can anyone explain that movie to me because I didn't understand it at all.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:22 PM
Directions? HA!
*can't stop laughing at TKM parody, even though he's finished watching it a few minutes ago*
Hmmm...it seems I may have gotten a "special ingredient" in those pills. I wonder if the FDA knows about this.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 25, 2005 at 09:26 PM
I can't explain it to you, never seen it. Or heard of it, I don't think. Monty Python, fun!
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 09:26 PM
Well, Susan, as far as I could figure out the main guy was an exterminator who was injecting his chemicals into himself and then his typewriter turned into a bug that talked to him. After that it got pretty strange.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:30 PM
Ahhh...Monty Python...that brings back memories of the 2-hour parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail I did in junior high. I sure wish we could've filmed that one.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 25, 2005 at 09:30 PM
*adds Naked Lunch to the list of movies I need to see*
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 09:31 PM
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:31 PM
This blog removes spaces that it seems to feel are unneccasary. If I put in spaces I mean for them to be there and it seems a bit editorial to me to have them summarily removed.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:34 PM
What bit did you, personally, do, Alex?
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:35 PM
I am now the Health and Safety committee at my workplace (just me, I'm a one-man committee) and today I inspected the work area of an asshat manager. I got to hand him a report of all the things I found wrong and gave him 30 days to get it fixed. He refused and so we will be wrangling quite a bit in the days to come, because he has to do it, whether he likes it or not and I can make him. For crying out loud, one man has to keep both his feet on the floor at all times in case an unexpected fart tips over his broken chair!
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:41 PM
Is this the place all the cool folks hang out?
Posted by: Graz | February 25, 2005 at 09:41 PM
Wow, are his farts that strong or is the chair that broken?
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 09:42 PM
Well, we have an under-age android who has a mockingbird fixation, Alex is totally whacked on cold medicine, Susan can't get drunk and I'm apparently talking to myself. Is that cool enough for you?
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:45 PM
I have no actual knowledge of the fart strength. There was only one bent screw left keeping the top and bottom of the chair together.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:47 PM
Since Joshkr isn't here let's try to find him a real cool birthday present. It's naked Google time!
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 09:50 PM
Sounds great.......I'm attempting a MOAT catch up while finishing my paperwork from work.......
and I think that I've had about 7 too many Mountain Dews.........
Ahhh.....multi-tasking at it's finest!
Posted by: Graz | February 25, 2005 at 09:53 PM
Hello....is this thing on?
*claps hands*
Hey, what's that buzzing noise?
Posted by: Graz | February 25, 2005 at 10:11 PM
Didn't you see the t-shirt I got him the other day Peri? hehehehehe.. this one ..if I have to top that (so to speak), it's not gonna be easy!
Is this a new Moat.. or just a weekend sojourn in the urinals?
Posted by: Kafaleni | February 25, 2005 at 10:11 PM
Heehee. I said I couldn't get drunk..well, I wouldn't say I'm drunk, actually, but I got up a few minutes ago for some ice water. The adult beverages, or the fact I've been up 22 hours on very little sleep, or possibly both working together, saw me and walloped me. I still may not be able to fall asleep, but sitting here and typing is not really going to be an option for very much longer.
Unless I want my toidop ot ad od gklsd l sld kosd oghlsdjf.
And I don't want my typing to turn into that. Makes it very hard to read.
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 10:12 PM
*suddenly feels a little more alert*
*thanks Graz for clapping*
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 10:15 PM
*listening to Radio Susan as we speak*
and Thanks Graz!
*collapses in heap*
Posted by: Kafaleni | February 25, 2005 at 10:15 PM
No, this is just a party in a toilet. Nice view, though.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 10:20 PM
A listener!
See? I'm talented. I can be in two places at one time. But I'm heading to a different place now. My bed sounds like a wonderful place to be. And alone is probably, although not ideal, best at this point.
I'm starting to feel a bit twitchy, like I'm falling asleep sitting here. Always a good time to go to sleep. So I shall.
Night all!
Posted by: Susan | February 25, 2005 at 10:21 PM
Night Susan!!
Sleep well!
Posted by: Kafaleni | February 25, 2005 at 10:23 PM
Somebody try my link!
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 10:25 PM
Nite, Susan.....good dreams!
Posted by: Graz | February 25, 2005 at 10:25 PM
Maybe we can fill one of these and give it to him for his Bday.. it's no Britney Spears but I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
Posted by: Kafaleni | February 25, 2005 at 10:25 PM
I tried the link.....but my sound was turned down.....Muhahhhaa
Posted by: Graz | February 25, 2005 at 10:32 PM
Mine wasn't. Good grief!
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 10:33 PM
I'm off to bed as well, and I'm taking Graz with me.
(Hush, Graz, I didn't ask for your opinion. Put that paperwork down.)
See y'all tomorrow! Feel free to return to the MOAT now.
Posted by: Peri | February 25, 2005 at 10:35 PM
Wasn't gonna offer an opinion......
Was just gonna follow ;)
Posted by: Graz | February 25, 2005 at 10:39 PM
I bookmarked this.. just in case we return for another night of drinking and merriment.. and Joshie gift-finding.. I might still come back and post some of those here.. For bookmarking purposes, I've nicknamed it the Penny MoatCade. If anyone has a better name, I will change my bookmark. See y'all back at the ElectroMoat
Posted by: Kafaleni | February 25, 2005 at 11:02 PM