THAT OLD CREEP
He'd better not be comin' down my chimney.
(Thanks to Mahatma Jane)
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Mahatma Kane Jeeves - good to see one to your credit.
Posted by: MOTW | December 13, 2004 at 09:26 AM
First!
And yes, what could be more creepy than Santa? "He sees you when you're sleeping...He knows if you've been naughty or nice..." Creepy...
Posted by: Blog Jones | December 13, 2004 at 09:27 AM
MKJ - if you get married, will your wife be Mahatma Jane?
Posted by: MOTW | December 13, 2004 at 09:27 AM
Any relation to Calamity?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 13, 2004 at 09:28 AM
Sean - you sure that didn't belong on the Ferocious Toilet Research thread?
Posted by: MOTW | December 13, 2004 at 09:34 AM
If Santa teamed up with the Japanese toilet manufacturers we'd hear:
He sees you when you're peeing
He knows if you are 'late'
He knows if your BMs are good
So eat a prune, for goodness sake !
Posted by: insomniac | December 13, 2004 at 09:39 AM
Inspire by Sean
Felice Paper Wad,
Felice Paper Wad.
Felice Paper Wad. Crinkled up paper did the job.
I wanna wish you a creepy Christmas,
I wanna wish you a creepy Christmas.
I wanna wish you a creepy Christmas, from the bottom of the Blo-o-og!
Posted by: Witchiecoo | December 13, 2004 at 09:42 AM
Sure Santa's creepy - he's in and out of everyone's house in one night.
I did it to my neighbours and I got 6 months in jail - and that was only ONE house!
Sheesh. Santa must have pictures of George Bush with Greg Hill's llama or something - bloody favoritism....
Posted by: Higgy | December 13, 2004 at 09:47 AM
Hey, I thought we got rid of this problem!
*grumble mumble mutter sputter spit*
Posted by: djtonyb | December 13, 2004 at 12:01 PM
Great. Now I will have to buy all that Hydrocodone stuff.
(Hey, I guess spam DOES work!)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 13, 2004 at 12:43 PM
Just skimming here - must buy drugs for Santa Claus?
Posted by: jamester | December 13, 2004 at 12:52 PM
Jeff: She does it just to get my goat.
(that's the first time I've used that expression, must be approaching geezerhood ...)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 13, 2004 at 01:19 PM
Mahatma, that's quite the interesting pseudonym
you're sporting there. I hope you enjoyed my new
DVD box set.
"I'm sitting on something"
"I lost mine in the stock market"
Posted by: W. C. Fields | December 13, 2004 at 02:08 PM
Yeah, I borrowed the WC Fields name because of a lack of my own good ideas. I also use 'Otis Cribblecotis' on other blogs for the same reason. Unfortunately, I'm the only WC Fields fan in my family, so it's hard to justify shellin' out for the DVD set.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (n' stuff) | December 13, 2004 at 02:20 PM
I wish Santa gets some pr to this page.
Posted by: Biblija Forever | December 13, 2004 at 05:00 PM
Sean: L ! O ! L ! ... a Looooong time !!! TNX muchly.
W'coo: !!!
Yeah that drug spammer is on several of the 1-2-3 day-old blogs ... but he's early here ...
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 13, 2004 at 06:16 PM
*sigh*
Nobody even made a reference to Santa coming down judi's chimney. Bunch of slackers!
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | December 13, 2004 at 06:49 PM
M/PA
SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
Should we ask about when Santa is coming down judi's chimney?
There. Better now?
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 13, 2004 at 07:53 PM
Question:
If guys "getting on in years" are called geezers, what is the female counterpart called? geezette?
Posted by: MOTW | December 14, 2004 at 05:51 AM
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