SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCEMENT APPLICATION OF THE DAY SO FAR

This is demanding, but important.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Comments

[Drew]

291

[Ol' Chumbucket]

HOw does this work? I just drop him on his butt. I must confess I'm not good at games, but I'd really like to be able to hurl him.

[bbescuela]

346.1

[bbescuela]

Chummy, click once, then click and hold to pull Santa down, then release to throw.

[punky brewster]

A few more hours of this and I'm definitely getting coal this year.

How do you get the little elves to run faster?

*searches for whip santa brought last year*

[kaboom23]

307.8 woohoo

[telcontar]

333.1

Is anyone else getting sick of the looped music yet?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Great. Now I really won't get any work done. (What do you mean, "what else is new" . . . ?)

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Great. Now I really won't get any work done. (What do you mean, "what else is new" . . . ?)

[fun]

348.3

[liar]

642.9

[Mike Billips]

345.6. Still trying to land on the reindeer.

[Christobol]

350.4, twice. Can anyone get him all the way past rudolph?

[telcontar]

346.1

Anybody run the catapult off the edge yet? Quite fun.

[MOTW]

WHAT reindeer?

[MOTW]

WHAT reindeer?

[liar]

I not only threw the old man PAST rudolph, I threw him all the way to the south pole!

of course, he was immediately eaten by a pack of wolves when he landed.

[Steve]

Fun game! 350.4!!

[MOTW]

WHAT reindeer?

[philintexas]

314m after 20 tries... anybody else squash the penquin yet?

[MOTW]

WHAT reindeer?

[MOTW - 2]

WHAT penguin?

[Steve]

Fun game! 350.4!!

[Higgy]

327 and only after I've run those dang elves into the abyss nine gazillion times....

[queensbee]

what reindeer, yeah. i just kept dropping him on his.... but it is funny.

[Lairbo]

telcontar
Yeah, that yodeling is the worst earwig EVER.

[Federal Duck]

Blast! 346.1 is the best I can muster.

[Christobol]

Oooh! If you type in "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" while pulling back on the catapult then you generally run out of time and drop everything into the abyss.

However, if you type "The scantily clad vixen dances suggestively whilst returning from the kitchen with fresh drinks and a little something-something she'd like licked off her thigh" while setting the catapult, Santa lands on Rudolph, rides thru a brilliant lightning storm to the Cher Farewell Tour, and then raps a rather baudy version of The Twelve Days of Christmas.

[neophyte]

334.3.... I cannot break it. Aaauuuugghh!

[slyeyes]

Fed, last night was Dine Out for Life here in St. Louis where a number of restaurants contributed 25% of last nights proceeds to AIDS. From the crowd at the restaurant we went to, it was very successful.

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When I tried to open the link here at work, I got a VERY LOUD 'Ho Ho HO' just as a group of partners passed my office.

Guess I'd better play that game at home.

[S. Mark II]

I tried that, Christobol, but Cher never stops singing for long enough to let Santa get past the second day of Christmas!
Oh, wait, nevermind, I didn't realize that if you clicked on Cher then the elves beat her up and launch her with the catapault to another country.

[punky brewster]

Ha! I beat all of you ... I sent Santa flying so far it shot him down satan's chimney.

Top that.

[neophyte]

350.4.... But I can't do it again! Aaaauuggghh!

[Writer's Cramp]

350.4 - Santa's gonna have to lose weight if I'm to get him any farther.

[Writer's Cramp]

Got tired of Rudolph's disapproving looks. You think the lazy bum could just back up a little? The elves are lying face down and bloody in the snow after, this is true, 998 desperate attempts to launch Santa into Rudolph's bunghole. I've heard of gerbil fetishes, but for crying out loud... Santa? And why is he going along with this? Rudolph is one sick reindeer. You'd think he's be satidfied with tossing an elf in there, but I guess this might be the reason his nose glows red.

[kat]

Thank you, Dave and whoever contributed to this "enhancement productivity" item.
I have never laughed so hard. (My head off)
This was sent to all of the "Xmas Flakes" on my list.

*so now, Boogers, you have received your Christmas present for this year!*

*if you don't like it, you can lump, it! (just kinning, (correction; kidding)*

[Writer's Cramp]

Why am I trying to toss Santa into Rudolph's butt?

[kat]

Thank you, Dave and whoever contributed to this "enhancement productivity" item.
I have never laughed so hard. (My head off)
This was sent to all of the "Xmas Flakes" on my list.

*so now, Boogers, you have received your Christmas present for this year!*

*if you don't like it, you can lump, it! (just kinning, (correction; kidding)*

[kat]

Thank you, Dave and whoever contributed to this "enhancement productivity" item.
I have never laughed so hard. (My head off)
This was sent to all of the "Xmas Flakes" on my list.

*so now, Boogers, you have received your Christmas present for this year!*

*if you don't like it, you can lump, it! (just kinning, (correction; kidding)*

[kat(not transmitted)]

Am I talking to a blank wall or what?

Writer, have you ever "birthed a baby?" Well, youse ain't goin' ta make much "head-way" with Santa plyin' or flyin' into Rudolph, if youse haven't!

[kat(not transmitted)]

Am I talking to a blank wall or what?

Writer, have you ever "birthed a baby?" Well, youse ain't goin' ta make much "head-way" with Santa plyin' or flyin' into Rudolph, if youse haven't!

[kat(not transmitted)]

Am I talking to a blank wall or what?

Writer, have you ever "birthed a baby?" Well, youse ain't goin' ta make much "head-way" with Santa plyin' or flyin' into Rudolph, if youse haven't!

[Eleanor]

what is the matter with kat today? when did she develop a stutter?? How can we help her? The valium doesn't seem to be working!

[Eleanor]

p.s. Good morning from sunny southern California where the frost is supposed to stop today - hooray!

[judi]

average score so far, AFTER trying 13 times to GET a score: 67.7

not good at this --

j

[Higgy]

Insert terrible joke about Judi scoring here:

[skoo]

350.4! I've seen a number of people with that distance... wonder if you even CAN get farther than that? And are we going to hell for enjoying this so much?

[Cheryl]

Crap! I have to wait til I get home to play this - for some reason the web sense thing gathers that this is a game ... but that whole alien on a rock thing wasnt ... go figure.

[Higgy]

348.3 and have to go enroll in yodelling courses now to get this dang song out of my head....

[Eleanor]

p.s. Good morning from sunny southern California where the frost is supposed to stop today - hooray!

[Brainy Jello]

I broke 300. I saw no reindeer. I saw no chimney.
I just can't take any more yodeling.

[Brainy Jello]

Okay. I got a 334.3 and there IS a reindeer.

[Boo Augustus]

Speaking of anuses, did anyone else find it disturbing and/or amusing that Santa appears to be sodomized by the iceberg tips in the opening animation?

[Boo Augustus]

Speaking of anuses, did anyone else find it disturbing and/or amusing that Santa appears to be sodomized by the iceberg tips in the opening animation?

[S. Mark II]

ah, finally! 350.4...I had 348.6 a while ago, and just stopped because I thought you were making that number up...(and maybe I am, too!)

[Mike Weasel]

Got a couple 350.4s too but nothing better. Wheee!

[judi]

thanks for the optimistic view on the idea of me ever scoring, higgy.

if only you guys would've run the killers thread up to 70billionthousand posts, maybe i could have gotten the gorgeous guitar player to notice me. but no, you just don't CARE.

heathens!

j

[Higgy]

Finally got to 350.4. I can now return to being unproductive for the rest of the day..

Yodel-odel-dee-dee-dee, Yodel-odel-dee-dee-dee,.... etc etc...

[lil one]

addicted to throwing santa.....must find way to....beat ......350.4................

[S. Mark II]

killers thread? Where was that? And seriously, Judi, if we posted that many times, it might attract the attention of Greg 'Llama' Hill again...

And doesn't Dave play the guitar? Oh, wait, you said gorgeous. Ok, then I got nuthin'.

[Boo Augustus]

So 350.4 is the max? I can stop now? Whew.

Oh, and Judi, puleez post my contribution. Puleez.

[judi]

but... how do i find it?

[pants-on-fire]

Amateurs --- I threw him so far he circled completly around the world, snagged a sausage in Germany, a Beer in Holand, some chips in England and then landed back in the bucket.

Kind of like the JFK magic bullet.

[Writer's Cramp]

Can't stop now Boo - new game since we all got the max. Try to catapult Santa across the gorge for the shortest distance possible. I got 57.2 but I know I can get a shorter distance.

[pants-on-fire]

Amateurs --- I threw him so far he circled completly around the world, snagged a sausage in Germany, a Beer in Holand, some chips in England and then landed back in the bucket.

Kind of like the JFK magic bullet.

[Writer's Cramp]

42.2 & Rudolph came over to give Santa a wedgie

[pants-on-fire]

Oh, I almost forgot, he smashed through Punky's window, smooshed the emu into her new furinture, scared cbol off, bounced out the back door and then into the bucket.

[Writer's Cramp]

24.4 - Ha!

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

[LabSpecimen]

22.5 FIRST! try!

[LabSpecimen]

I cannot repeat that low score, though. I just got lucky.

[Just]

I can't get past 329. *pout* What is the point of rudolph????

[Just]

Can't get lower than a 40, either. Crap.

*going to sit in corner*

[Higgy]

28.6 - bounced the fat guy right over the abyss...

[punky brewster]

My lowest was 0.00.

Top that! Or would the correct term be "bottom that"?

[Boo Augustus]

20.8 . . . just like skipping stones.

[Boo Augustus]

Although 31.5 seems awfully popular.

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[Mike Weasel]

My lowest non-zero score is 25.4 so far.