SCIENTIFIC TESTING?
Perhaps they're asking the wrong person.
(Thanks to Todd Benatovich)
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I think we could find plenty of "Pop-Tart Experts" in both frosted and non-frosted categories.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | December 17, 2004 at 08:12 AM
He also put melted sugar frosting and crystals directly on the switch's unprotected moving rod
Maybe we should declare a Frosting Day as well as Chocolate Day? Can't start a fire (in your pants) without a spark, after all.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | December 17, 2004 at 08:14 AM
This sounds like a job for...
TOASTER MAN...
Wait - didn't Dave already do this in his back yard with help from an enthusiastic neighbour???
Posted by: Higgy | December 17, 2004 at 08:21 AM
I wonder what happens if you put a thermometer in a toaster?
Posted by: Leetie | December 17, 2004 at 08:36 AM
Great post Marvin - very funny!
*on an aside, wonders why the Cox Cable TV truck is driving up and down in front of my house, pulling up partway in my driveway and then resuming drive-by*
If I don't post again, please call 911.
Thank you.
Carry on.
Posted by: Eleanor | December 17, 2004 at 08:42 AM
COX CABLE? OMG, go stop that truck!!! Thats LOTS better than a phone!
Posted by: klynn | December 17, 2004 at 08:53 AM
"U.N. weapons inspectors continue their search for stockpiles of BPMD (Breakfast pastries of mass destruction). Efforts are concentrated in the Battle Creek, MI. area."
Posted by: insomniac | December 17, 2004 at 09:26 AM
Flaming Pop-tarts wbagnfarb.
Posted by: Jeff P. | December 17, 2004 at 09:49 AM
klnn - I already have Cox Cable TV - that's why the truck was making me nervous - but it seems to be gone -
Carry on.
*fixes a Cherry Pop-Tart but keeps toaster on low setting*
Posted by: Eleanor | December 17, 2004 at 09:54 AM
Mad, *here's* the experiment you should have done in the class Monday...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 17, 2004 at 10:44 AM
I have actually had this happen once.
I put the pop-tarts in, then head out. About 15 minutes later, when the pop-tarts are forgotten, I take dishes to the kitchen.
THis is what results:
Me: *Walking right past FLAMING TOASTER* Oh, something smells odd.... *Notices toaster* ....AAAAAAAAH!
Our cabinents are still scorched.
Posted by: Arisa | December 17, 2004 at 12:40 PM
Weasel - cooking class was later in the day.
at least they have grounds for Apeal
Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | December 17, 2004 at 01:58 PM
Well... that just flames my "pop-tarts"
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | December 17, 2004 at 03:43 PM
" melted sugar frosting and crystial on the switch's unprotected moving rod ..."
Mebbe a condom would help?
(M/PA: I had that thought BEFORE I read your post. Which BTW, was pretty funny!)
Eleanor & klynn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys really crack me up!
However, El, if that truck has you worried, you should see the truck I drive. Not to be outlandish or something, but it has over 400 feet of hose on board.
[Personally, I prefer Toaster Strudel (TM).
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 17, 2004 at 06:35 PM