NOW THAT WE'RE DONE LEARNING
Let's have some candy.
(Thanks to tavesawyer)
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December 21, 2004
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first hit!
Posted by: Brad | December 21, 2004 at 11:31 AM
Next thing you know, they'll be taking away Puppy Uppers and Doggy Downers.
Posted by: MOTW | December 21, 2004 at 11:31 AM
"Puppy Upper and the Doggy Downers" wbagnfarb.
Posted by: Rachel | December 21, 2004 at 11:32 AM
ahh, from the Good Era of snl.
Posted by: judi | December 21, 2004 at 11:34 AM
Candy that tastes like pot?
That's not candy! That's a pot bouillon cube. You make soup out of something like that ... you don't suck on it.
Posted by: punky brewster | December 21, 2004 at 11:40 AM
Heh, these guys (CC) had a booth at the Arrowfest (classic rock concert) here in L.A. Candy, lighters, T-shirts, it was pretty wild, man!
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 21, 2004 at 11:46 AM
I wish we still had Emily Litella to give us her opinion on this article.
Posted by: MOTW | December 21, 2004 at 11:48 AM
Needless to say, they have a website.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 21, 2004 at 11:48 AM
But the candymaker said people are overreacting to the product, according to the story. amNew York reports that the candy is imported from Switzerland and contains no THC, the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana.
Well, crap, then why bother?
Posted by: rita | December 21, 2004 at 11:48 AM
That's gotta be some nasty-tasting candy.
Posted by: jamester | December 21, 2004 at 11:49 AM
How did my post end up above Jamester's? The others were already there.
Posted by: rita | December 21, 2004 at 11:50 AM
Hey, Jeff ... que te pasa? :)
Posted by: punky brewster | December 21, 2004 at 12:03 PM
Here, guys, have some candy. Things'll look a whole lot better.
Posted by: rita | December 21, 2004 at 12:12 PM
"Chronic Candy's hemp-based confections are sold at 43 stores around the city, said a report in amNew York". .. . . . and these stores would be located where? not that EATING it is tasty. not. but what about them brownies, right?
Posted by: queensbee | December 21, 2004 at 12:18 PM
Next thing you know they'll try and sell 'shroom flavored candy shaped like, well, mushrooms ...
Look kids, tastes just like manure! Try some today ... it's fun for girls and boys!
Posted by: punky brewster | December 21, 2004 at 12:27 PM
*sends queensbee address to mail brownies*
Posted by: rita | December 21, 2004 at 12:27 PM
Woohoo!
*sends address to Jeff*
Posted by: rita | December 21, 2004 at 12:52 PM
Mmm... brownies...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 21, 2004 at 01:20 PM
I remember back in the 80's they had some whiskey flavored gum.
"No occifer I haven't been drinking. (hic)
"Well son you smell like a distillery. I'm running you in!
"Captain the BAC came back 0.0. What do I do now?"
"Body cavity search! We won't get anything, but we'll teach the sober bastard a lesson or two.
Posted by: PeeJay | December 21, 2004 at 01:32 PM
Hmmmmmm.
Interesting that the Chairwoman of the Substance Abuse Committees name is Margarita, don't ya think??
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | December 21, 2004 at 01:39 PM
I want some hemp candy.
It'll go great with my huge bag of KB.
Thank You.
8>
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | December 21, 2004 at 02:49 PM
Now there's somethign to eat when you have the munchies! Although, that must taste pretty gross..
Posted by: sinsemilla | December 21, 2004 at 05:36 PM
And if you like that candy you're going to love my new Heroin Plasma Shots! No drugs, but you can poke holes all over your body!
Posted by: Christobol | December 21, 2004 at 06:59 PM
"clearly perpetuating a culture that is unhealthy. It is unacceptable and needs to be taken off the market."
Wow.
What a concept.
That really worked with prohibition, dinnit?
Imagine ... is they applied this concept to ... smoking ... or alcohol ... or crime ... or war ...
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 21, 2004 at 07:30 PM
"Dave's not HERE, man!"
Posted by: alanboss | December 21, 2004 at 07:54 PM
No (not know), and he's not HERE, either, man!
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 21, 2004 at 08:09 PM
Uncle Omar,
Do you think you and I are the only ones here that get the referece?
Posted by: alanboss | December 21, 2004 at 08:52 PM
I meant to say, the only ones here that are old enough to get the reference.
Posted by: alanboss | December 21, 2004 at 08:53 PM
What? Speak up, sonny!
At my age ...
Well, I forget what it was I was going to say ...
(Heh. You said "old enough" ...)
Yeah, to answer, I'd guess so.
Difficult to keep up with all the changes in vernacular in the speed-oriented society of today, innit?
But, we've got our old jokes, and our memories ...
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 21, 2004 at 08:58 PM
You forgot what you were going to say? Have you been hitting the candy? YOu know, I was never a major pot head, but to this day, some 30 years later, that line, "Dave's not here, man." still cracks me up.
Posted by: alanboss | December 21, 2004 at 09:11 PM
I know ... whatever it is, that I know ...
Wowser. Talk about disjointed.
Been a long month -- that's my excuse for now -- in this lifetime ...
I always liked the Ray Stevens number about the Old Hippie Class Reunion ...
" ... we SMOKED it ... "
Have a cool Yule ... and don't smoke the Christmas tree ...
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 21, 2004 at 10:10 PM
No, man...it's Dave...I've got the stuff...
Posted by: Dave (no, not THAT one) | December 22, 2004 at 04:07 AM
I love the whole "Dave's not here" bit. Jeff M. linked it a long time ago and I bookmarked it, but the damn hard drive yadda yadda yadda and I lost it.
Posted by: rita | December 22, 2004 at 04:23 AM
Alan & Omar - this makes three of us *puts on bifocals so she can read screen*
Gonna go play the Dr. Demento Christmas album later today...ah, 'Christmas in the Projects,' just like home...
Posted by: california crone | December 24, 2004 at 08:16 AM