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December 13, 2004

NATIVITY SCENE UPDATE

Whew! "The baby Jesus is fine."

(Thanks to Julieta Alvarado)

Posted by judi on December 13, 2004 at 07:23 AM | Permalink

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Some people have no sense of humor!!

*hopes everyone notices what I didn't say*

Posted by: Eleanor | December 13, 2004 at 07:27 AM

Um... he wasn't "pushing" Posh Spice over, he was "otherwise engaged" with her sculpture...

Gives "Immaculate Conception" a whole new meaning, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: Higgy | December 13, 2004 at 07:29 AM

That has to be the first time EVER, that W has been depicted as a "Wise Man".

Posted by: Wheat | December 13, 2004 at 07:33 AM

We three kings are made out of wax,
Though security now has been lax,
Posh and Beckham
Some loony has wrecked'em
But our Lord is still fine!

Posted by: insomniac | December 13, 2004 at 07:37 AM

The public's threshhold for outrage has clearly deteriorated over time.

Posted by: Christobol | December 13, 2004 at 07:37 AM

George Bush wise? It had to be fictional. And how did Samuel L. Jackson get in there? Token black guy in the Nativity scene? And why wasn't there a gay figure represented? Someone call the Human Rights Commission.

Glad sponge Bob is okay though.

Posted by: Somewhere North | December 13, 2004 at 07:49 AM

I hear best Brazilian wax was used for the dynamic trio.

Posted by: BarryFS | December 13, 2004 at 08:11 AM

Perhaps Mr. Beckhams head was made with used Brazilian wax.

Posted by: BarryFS | December 13, 2004 at 08:16 AM

Somewhere North - I think Graham Norton has that covered.

Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | December 13, 2004 at 08:27 AM

HEY I FINALLY GOT CREDIT!!!!...THAT'S ME!!!!!AND I AM NOT CLAIRE MARTIN...YEAH!!!

Posted by: julietine | December 13, 2004 at 08:28 AM

ferocious toilet
research

hee hee hee

Posted by: morty | December 13, 2004 at 08:28 AM

Jenny from the Hub,

I think Spongebob had it covered first...

Posted by: lurker | December 13, 2004 at 08:35 AM

kylie as an angel should have been the first thing destroyed. that's sacrilege.

Posted by: judi | December 13, 2004 at 08:47 AM

Congrats, julietine!!!
*sighs - maybe my time will come before the next century*

Posted by: Eleanor | December 13, 2004 at 08:49 AM

the three kings were purportedly black. but what do i know. how come sam'l jackson? why not wil smith? this whole thing makes as much sense as a hail-mary cheese sammich.

Posted by: queensbee | December 13, 2004 at 09:10 AM

All right. I probably missed it in the other post, but where did SpongeBob come into the picture? I squinted really hard (like 'droids squint [ok, we do, but I like saying squint]) and could not see (phew! I almost put 'make out') Mr. SquarePants. I assume that the [baby J = SB.SP.] thing was prompted in the other thread, but am looking for confirmation (without, of course, actually going back and looking). Thanks. Or not, ya bunch (gaggle, even?) of scurvy landlubbers.

Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | December 13, 2004 at 09:18 AM

(Verse 2)
Like all things, wise men come in threes,
Bush and Blair and Liz's main squeeze,
if there are attacks on
Samuel Jackson
we'll be looking up Kylie's dress!
(Chorus)
Stars are perfect,stars are cool
Stars will make you act like a fool
Down with reading,thought, or breeding
Guide us to ET Tonight!

Posted by: insomniac | December 13, 2004 at 09:30 AM

Marvin look waaay back to about Thursday for the spongebob reference. Back when the public first got outraged about the Nativity scene.

Posted by: Somewhere North | December 13, 2004 at 09:38 AM