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December 13, 2004

NATIVITY SCENE UPDATE

Whew! "The baby Jesus is fine."

(Thanks to Julieta Alvarado)

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Some people have no sense of humor!!

*hopes everyone notices what I didn't say*

Um... he wasn't "pushing" Posh Spice over, he was "otherwise engaged" with her sculpture...

Gives "Immaculate Conception" a whole new meaning, if you know what I mean...

That has to be the first time EVER, that W has been depicted as a "Wise Man".

We three kings are made out of wax,
Though security now has been lax,
Posh and Beckham
Some loony has wrecked'em
But our Lord is still fine!

The public's threshhold for outrage has clearly deteriorated over time.

George Bush wise? It had to be fictional. And how did Samuel L. Jackson get in there? Token black guy in the Nativity scene? And why wasn't there a gay figure represented? Someone call the Human Rights Commission.

Glad sponge Bob is okay though.

I hear best Brazilian wax was used for the dynamic trio.

Perhaps Mr. Beckhams head was made with used Brazilian wax.

Somewhere North - I think Graham Norton has that covered.

HEY I FINALLY GOT CREDIT!!!!...THAT'S ME!!!!!AND I AM NOT CLAIRE MARTIN...YEAH!!!

ferocious toilet
research

hee hee hee

Jenny from the Hub,

I think Spongebob had it covered first...

kylie as an angel should have been the first thing destroyed. that's sacrilege.

Congrats, julietine!!!
*sighs - maybe my time will come before the next century*

the three kings were purportedly black. but what do i know. how come sam'l jackson? why not wil smith? this whole thing makes as much sense as a hail-mary cheese sammich.

All right. I probably missed it in the other post, but where did SpongeBob come into the picture? I squinted really hard (like 'droids squint [ok, we do, but I like saying squint]) and could not see (phew! I almost put 'make out') Mr. SquarePants. I assume that the [baby J = SB.SP.] thing was prompted in the other thread, but am looking for confirmation (without, of course, actually going back and looking). Thanks. Or not, ya bunch (gaggle, even?) of scurvy landlubbers.

(Verse 2)
Like all things, wise men come in threes,
Bush and Blair and Liz's main squeeze,
if there are attacks on
Samuel Jackson
we'll be looking up Kylie's dress!
(Chorus)
Stars are perfect,stars are cool
Stars will make you act like a fool
Down with reading,thought, or breeding
Guide us to ET Tonight!

Marvin look waaay back to about Thursday for the spongebob reference. Back when the public first got outraged about the Nativity scene.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

Has anyone else ever wanted to switch a Anglo plastic yard baby Jesus with an African-American one? Unfortunately, I do not have this much time on my hands, but I have considered it.

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Sara probably doesn't want to post again so I'll say it for her: Ooops!

So glad this whole stunt worked out for the wax museum. Some exec is pretty pleased with him/herself.

I'm just wondering when Posh gets melted down and shipped to a saloon in Rio.

Each year, thousands of Baby Jesuses are stolen from their mangers and held in lieu of ransom.

This year, only SPONGEBOBs have been stolen from BKs.

"Jesus is just all right with me"....

Jeff,

WE ROCK!!!..WHO NEEDS CLAIRE MARTIN NOW!!!

Lily: I noticed that!

Hey, congrats guys. Like I'll never manage that trick 'cuz I dunno how to ... whatever it is you do to get the item to the right recipient ...

and,

not to get preachy or anything, but

Graven Images

ok...WHO'S LILY??

Nanny nanny, boo boo.

That will be all.

Don't they mean "the baby Jesus candle is fine?"

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