GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Snake Pain. Also, Jigging for Squid.

Comments

[lucky]

First!

that's all....

[Zoodle]

FIRSTLY....who volunteers to capture and "rescue" deadly snakes. These people have wayyyy too much time on their hands.

Second FIRST....Squid,Chum,etc...who eats this stuff????

[Zoodle]

Well darn it...where did you come from lucky? You weren't there a second ago!

[lucky]

just popped in after some squid jiggin'...

and

Squid tastes like.....chicken.

[kibby F5]

You mean I have to go to school to catch larger squids?

Why wasn't I told this before?

[steven]

"Tiger snakes, the fourth most lethal of Australian land snakes, are common in Tasmania and represent the biggest threat. Copperhead and white-lipped snakes are also a danger."

Snakes have lips???

[kat]

A New Version of the Virginia Reel:

Swing your Squid around the floor.
Doe see doe, and then once more.
Go to 10:00 O'clock, and through the door.
Hot pink, green and colors galore!

Swing your Squid,--just once more.
Don't be shy1 Just open that door.
Go back now and cast again.
Take your Squid to the ol Fishin' Den!

[kat]

Coastal Clams-a poem-by kat aged 6

Coastal Clams are razor sharp.
Dommoic acid makes their mark.
Will we test them? Yes siree!
But on December 6th, our beaches will be free!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Reptile Rescue would be an even better nfarb. And The Squid Jiggers is better than Jigging for Squid, imho. But no to Snake Lips.

[Eleanor]

Joshkr lives in Seattle, I wonder if he's been squid jigging and not telling us about it - it sounds a little perverted to me....

[Eleanor]

which is why I think Joshkr would be up for it!

[crash]

Snake Pain site says "Fawlty Towers for sale".
Apparently the original hotel is worth about 3 million.

[slyeyes]

crash, at first, I thought you were going to say Fawlty Towers is being sold on DVD or something. But it's the actual building, eh?

Rats, 3 mil is a little steep for me what with paying off 2 college tuitions.

Now the DVD, THAT I could handle.

[Revrund]

are black-lipped snakes seeking reparations yet?

[bbescuela]

lindsay, I think you meant to say "body parts jiggling."

[bbescuela]

At least based on what I've seen of you.

[Sean]

Blah Blah Blah...

[reneviht]

Sean, just what I was thinking.

[reneviht]

Sean, that's exactly what I was thinking! How'd you know?

[Uncle Omar]

Toxic Threshold wbagnfarb

[pelagicsal]

I like squid!
Yes, I do!
I like squid!
How 'bout you?

-More marinara please...

[Monsoon]

Having just cleaned a terrible mess out of my microwave, it occurred to me "Exploding Potatoes" wbagnfarb.

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[slyeyes]

monsoon....ditto for Exploding Eggs.

[alanboss]

pelagicsal, Would that be a "Wilio and Philio" reference? And if it isn't and you have no idea what I'm talking about, my apologies.

[kat]

I think that Ms. Novy at 'Reptile Rescue' needs to check 'On Line Applications' for a new job thru 'Career One' rather than continue her present non-paying one. Government 'underfunding' seems to be quite popular these days, especially in America. (note Congress raiding the 'military budget' in order to fund their 'pork' projects)

[insomniac]

(the scene is the conference roon of Don Vito Calamari, the Squidfather)

Il Consigliere: Squidfather, your boy Sushi, sleeps with the humans. Our attempts to poison them and generally gross them out have failed. What shall we do?

(suddenly a thousand lines appear in the water)

Squidfather: The jig is up !

(and... scene)

[queensbee]

i agree with jeff about the band names... but how about EXPLODING reptile rescue as a gnfarb? just a thought.

[Somewhere North]

Just remember when jigging for squid, after you catch it - you have to clean it! And we all remember how gross that was so it is probably better not to be jigging in the first place.

[insomniac]

(Jimmy Fallon -idiot-DJ-impression):
And WE'RE BACK !!!!!

speaking of music, howcome on that 'Vertigo'
song, Bono says 'One... Two... Three... Fourteen'?
is it because 'Uno,dos,tres,cuatro' is a cliche?
(is counting cliched?)
*looks for other job*

[Christobol]

Hi I'm Squid. Please Jiggle for me.

Oh, it's jigging. Nevermind.

Well, I mean, still jiggle and all.

[Captain Platypus]

Just a couple thoughts on Snake relocating . . .
If the @#%$ things keep showing up, maybe they should try moving them further away. And if they were really serious about keeping this program afloat, they should CHARGE for it!!! $50 to not have to deal with deadly snakes in my yard is a bargain. Places around me charge more than that to remove dead animals that get lodged in chimney vents, air ducts, etc. Dead animals, not venomous snakes!

[Captain Platypus]

News flash on Mtv:
Jigging for Squid has joined up with Bowling for Soup, Fountains of Wayne, System of a Down, and Queens of the Stone Age for the summer leg of the "Prepositional Phrases Tour"
More details to follow . . .

[mudstuffin]

I've spent a lifetime looking for you
at the pier with cuttlefish lovers, never true
my rod at 10:00 o'clock, hoping to win
dangling that lure and losing again.

I was jigging for squid in all the wrong places
jigging for squid in too many spaces
Searching your waves, looking for traces
Of what.. I'm dreaming of...
Hopin' to find a ten-armed slimy treat
purple and white with a hard anal beak
Another heart, jigging for squid

[Federal Duck]

The last time a potentially poisonous snake invaded my domicile, I very gently relocated it to the business end of a boomstick and laughed like a pirate.

*getting squiddy wit it*

BTW:

I just received this email today;
"I hate when people forward too many warnings or virus alerts , but this
one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and jump around to
see how many fall off, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM!

They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now......."

[mudstuffin]

Urban Squidboy wbagnfarb

[MzVette]

That is why you shouldn't listen to anything that C-bol says F. Duck.

[Federal Duck]

Yeah MzVette, the video camera and bottle of Vodka should have been my first clues.

The albino squirrel in my shower should have been the second clue.

[Christobol]

That is not precisely true.

You should listen to EVERYTHING I say. But then you should ignore it.

[steveD (not steven)]

can i say booger now?

ok!

&lti&gtbooger!</i>

[BUGGA]

FIRST

[mudstuffin]

he's been with the world -
I' tired of the soup du jour
he's been with the world
wanna end this prophylactic tour
'fraid that no-one around me
understands my potato
guess I'm just a squid-boy
looking for a real tomato

[insomniac]

Policing the waterways of the Pacific Northwest...
It's the Squid Squad !! (a new drama series from the Field&Stream channel) In the opening episode, Vic "Vic" Piranha feeds the limbs of illegally obtained decapods into a Cuisinart to make flavored dog-water!
Vic: So long, suckers! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha !

See it! Or you'll be jigging by the watercooler alone tomorrow!

[pelagicsal]

Ah alanboss,
How I wish I were aware enough to know Wilio & Philio...
No apologies needed.

[Uncle Omar]

I tried posting this last nite and something went worng, so now it's WAY out of sequence, let alone relatively germane ... oh well ... sorry it's so late.

peejay:

...

there's (not theirs) a sea of opportunity under each and every dock,
so drop a line, have a good time,
and just ignore the clock.

OR

there's (not theirs) an ocean of of chances
for squidly romances
if you'll simply adjust your riggin'

[hey, nobody said it was easy!]

[Or, necessarily ... good ...?]

[mayhap it shoulda STAYED late ... or NEVER?]

[Dr.ARGO]

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and jump around to
see how many fall off, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM!

They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now......."