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December 13, 2004

ATTENTION, TRUTH-SEEKERS

Seek no farther.

(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)

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In the name of the Saget, and the Olsens and the Holy Stamos.. Amen.

"For all you non-believers, when was the last time YOUR GOD gave you $10,000? Yeah, that’s what I thought."

Wait, I thought Jesus was endorsing Dave? I demand a recount in everywhere but Florida, the State of Infamous Croc-nappers..

(BOB = 3 LETTERS) X (ODD = 3 LETTERS) = WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?

I just knew all those "funniest home videos" were somehow influenced by someone who created and controlls the universe.

AHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!

further...seek no further.

surprised Mr. Language Person didn't catch this

WTF?????

So, getting hit in the nuts by a football thrown by a baby is an act of faith?

has tom jones heard about this?

Are you F'n kidding me? Am I suddenly back in 1988? Dave Collier as Jesus? The Olson Twins as Angels? Candace Cameron as Mary?

yawn

That is all.

"Obviously some
divine spirit has brought you here in order to feel the awesome power that is the
allmighty (sic) BOB SAGET!"

That means Dave is the divine spirit. Either him or Mike Zlotnik.

Well, that's good enough for me...

*burns bible, Koran, Dead Sea Scrolls and any other religious literature at hand*

Sign me up for the Full House DVD collection...

That means that (according to the post from London) that Bob Saget appeared to Posh and is the father of the Baby Jesus. Hmm, that might have been fun. Wasn't Bob afraid David Beckham would kick him in the gonads?

"And Almighty Bob sent forth his only begotten Sandwich Maker, in a burning fiery chariot."

Oh wait, that's a Douglas Adams book.

farther ...

further ...

newsies can't spell, either

Everyone knows that the Church of Tom Jones is the only true church.

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