ATTENTION, TRUTH-SEEKERS
Seek no farther.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
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December 13, 2004
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In the name of the Saget, and the Olsens and the Holy Stamos.. Amen.
Posted by: insomniac | December 13, 2004 at 06:01 AM
"For all you non-believers, when was the last time YOUR GOD gave you $10,000? Yeah, that’s what I thought."
Posted by: crash | December 13, 2004 at 06:14 AM
Wait, I thought Jesus was endorsing Dave? I demand a recount in everywhere but Florida, the State of Infamous Croc-nappers..
Posted by: jamester | December 13, 2004 at 06:15 AM
(BOB = 3 LETTERS) X (ODD = 3 LETTERS) = WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
Posted by: bbescuela | December 13, 2004 at 06:18 AM
I just knew all those "funniest home videos" were somehow influenced by someone who created and controlls the universe.
Posted by: Christobol | December 13, 2004 at 06:24 AM
AHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!
Posted by: LabSpecimen | December 13, 2004 at 06:24 AM
further...seek no further.
surprised Mr. Language Person didn't catch this
Posted by: al | December 13, 2004 at 06:35 AM
WTF?????
Posted by: julietine | December 13, 2004 at 06:42 AM
So, getting hit in the nuts by a football thrown by a baby is an act of faith?
Posted by: Lairbo | December 13, 2004 at 06:56 AM
has tom jones heard about this?
Posted by: aye | December 13, 2004 at 07:02 AM
Are you F'n kidding me? Am I suddenly back in 1988? Dave Collier as Jesus? The Olson Twins as Angels? Candace Cameron as Mary?
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | December 13, 2004 at 07:04 AM
yawn
That is all.
Posted by: Eleanor | December 13, 2004 at 07:14 AM
"Obviously some
divine spirit has brought you here in order to feel the awesome power that is the
allmighty (sic) BOB SAGET!"
That means Dave is the divine spirit. Either him or Mike Zlotnik.
Posted by: Somewhere North | December 13, 2004 at 07:17 AM
Well, that's good enough for me...
*burns bible, Koran, Dead Sea Scrolls and any other religious literature at hand*
Sign me up for the Full House DVD collection...
Posted by: Higgy | December 13, 2004 at 07:32 AM
That means that (according to the post from London) that Bob Saget appeared to Posh and is the father of the Baby Jesus. Hmm, that might have been fun. Wasn't Bob afraid David Beckham would kick him in the gonads?
Posted by: the other jt | December 13, 2004 at 08:26 AM
"And Almighty Bob sent forth his only begotten Sandwich Maker, in a burning fiery chariot."
Oh wait, that's a Douglas Adams book.
Posted by: Corn | December 13, 2004 at 04:51 PM
farther ...
further ...
newsies can't spell, either
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 13, 2004 at 07:07 PM
Everyone knows that the Church of Tom Jones is the only true church.
Posted by: alanboss | December 13, 2004 at 09:11 PM
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Posted by: wysiwyg | December 14, 2004 at 04:10 PM