THOSE HEARTLESS TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using pickles.

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

Comments

[mikedill]

the terrorists use pickles? I know they eat mud.

[Christobol]

So, you're sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you are drunk and groping your pickle?

[narf]

I smell a lawsuit picklin'

[toadlikker]

"A few water pipes were broken"
*bing bong*

"Dude - You're gettin' a Dill!"

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves (n' stuff)]

The same thing happened to me but it was because they put vodka in my soda cup by accident, and I'm allergic to it

[Mike Weasel]

Was he listening to Vlasic rock on the radio?

[ceeg]

mmm, pickles...

[Chelsey*]

Now tell, me WHAT was he doing with a pickel????

[Chelsey]

I`ve gotten in trouble for eating pickels to........sssshhhhhh!!!!!!

jk

[Somewhere North]

Anybody consider that he was just trying to get past the bouncer? Maybe he wasn't allowed in because he was groping his pickle.

[kat]

And they said that broken water pipes were insignificant? Well, poo on them!
"If Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers,
How many peppers could Peter Piper pick?"

*I'm asking myself; "were the peppers pickled after the fact, or before? Was Peter pickled when he picked the peppers? Does it really matter one twit?"*

[Jay]

I believe this isn't the first time a pickle has caused a major accident. Didn't Arlo Guthrie have an "incident" because of a pickle while he was trying to ride his motor-CY-cle?

[Emily]

So then is it the pickle or the man who will be getting the FL driver's license in the mail?

Both?

Perhaps a license stating the the man must have a pickle on his person at all time while driving, like the corrective lens disclaimer that many people have.