OU EST LE POISSON DE LA BIBLIOTHEQUE?
I know you never post anything I send you anymore because you hate the French, but that's a real shame, because this would be a good candidate. But oh well. (I also contemplated sending you this but you'd be capable of encouraging your readers to make comments about the French and anuses, so I advised against it). You francophobic *#$&%^!, the frog revolution is coming, sacrebleu!
Axel E., révolutionnaire