Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
The Miami Herald continues to be all over this important story. Meanwhile, courageous journalist/blogger Jim DeFede is motoring west in a rented Cadillac with the actual sacred sandwich, and a Lotto ticket.
If the Herald doesn't win a Pulitzer prize for this, the Pulitzers are fixed.