FOR THIS, WE ARE TRULY THANKFUL

Or at least, we were last night.

(Thanks to Punky B. for the assistance)

Comments

[rumor mill]

pssst, somebody said that Tamara likes a shiny hussy, (she must be bedazzled) and the a bossy p*ssy hustles crowds.

pass it on!

[slyeyes]

Iceland? I could have sworn my calendar said "Ireland."

Of course, that was at 6:00 am and before I put in my contacts.

(Emily Litella voice) Never mind.

[julietine]

And I always thought that Tamara was such a nice girl!..but a clown hustler???

[Tamara]

Neo! Naughty!

Well, Di is a hussy, and I like her--and she does have my Bedazzler...

*runs to Dictionary.com to learn the precise meaning of "hussy" in order to gauge whether or not Di should now be mad at her*

[neophyte]

It's Ice, Ice....

baby.

[kibby F5�]

*takes F2 non-tip glass from her*

Crazy baby, pints are for Icelanders!

[Just]

Tamara's in Clown Hustler?

*shuddering at the thought of Clown Porn*

[Tamara]

Hussy: n. A saucy or impudent girl.

Aww, that's not bad; that's almost cute! Di, you're my favorite hussy!

[julietine]

Tamara,

Can you train me???

[Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel]

Tamara likes a shiny heiny and rustles fuzzy pussies. Pass it on!

Taxes? Oops!

[Tamara]

"Clown Hustler!" Just, too funny!!

[slyeyes]

*indignantly stands with hands on hips*

Just who is Blogfly and why is he picking on MKJ??

Clown porn? Is that a magazine about guys with really big
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shoes?

[neophyte]

Naughty? Naughty?!

*indignant voice* Tamara! Well, I never!

(Ok, well, yeah, maybe I did, but I was young and foolish and that's beside the point)

The point is, you have no idea what letter I asterisked out! It might have been an O! Or on I! Or even a U!

(oops. never mind)

[kibby F5�]

*tries NOT to imagine the centerfold*

[neophyte]

clown gone bad: Hey baby, you wanna come "honk" my "nose?"

[kibby F5�]

And neo needed the money.

[Tamara]

Whatever you do, do NOT look up "clown porn" in google. Oh my gawd. It's worse than gay nymphomaniacal cows. Bad.

[MeL]

MeLPresent? Yes I'll take one, thanks!
Taxes I have those w2's around here somewhere. I'll get around to giving those to Mom to do for me eventually.

[Joshkr]

Kibby...just wanted to let you know you're on a roll today! *snork!*

Tamara...too late. Agh! My eyes!

[kibby F5�]

*heads off to google with two nre searches*

[Kafaleni]

wow... I finally caught up!! With 20 mins before work... go figure.

Igloo .. welcome... and if they ask you to slipe & slide into the Jello hot tub, this week's flavour is pineapple.

The mangled movie ref was (sadly) the line from Sound of Music where Julie Andrews can't remember one of the boy's names when she's praying before bedtime. When it comes to her later, (just before "Favourite Things") she utters that line.. with the exception of the fact that his name was Kurt and he couldn't figure out why she was calling him Pookie.

Oh and did someone's say that Tamara's pussy cat did the hustle with a clown trio? You really should pass that on.

[Tamara]

*grabs Josh by the hand*
Hang in there, Josh! Together, we can make it through this! Of course, we'll need a distraction...

[julietine]

Tamara,

My eyes!..My eyes!..EWWWWWW!!!

[Mr.Fishair]

Homey don't play dat.

[BONK]

Listen up, iz like dis- Tamara likes to keep da possy shinin', n' Hey lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some butter and draggin' through the garden. You dig?

Pass it on. Shiiit.

[Joshkr]

Tamara likes to listen to the Porn Clown Posse pass it on...

[kibby F5�]

Thanks Joshkr! At home with the flu so I guess this is my contribution to humanity today.

I cannot find gay nymphomaniacal cows.

[Joshkr]

Ummm, my link above should also say ***WARNING***

I think. Not completely sure. It should for the concept regardless.

*Distracts Tamara with a shiny thing*

See? sparkley tassles!

[Tamara]

Josh, I'm pretty sure you're going to H-E-double-hockey-sticks for that.

[Peri]

I was also wondering that, sly. Considering what happened to me the last time I got offended on another bloglit's behalf over something said on the MB, I'm keeping all my comments to myself.

[neophyte]

ack! ack ack ack!

*goes to wash eyeballs off with boiling water*

It was funny when we were making it up, but to know that clown porn is really out there! Not so much funny.

Ack, ack ack!!!!

[Kafaleni]

Kibby try googling "gay nymphomanial cows" now. Include quotations and you should get at least one result. Take out the quotations, add a + killers and you should get a Googlewhack. Unfortunately, I have to go to work, or I'd do it myself...

*loves everyone some more Killer Coffees spiked with Moatarita mix*

[kibby F5�]

It's all fun and games untill someone losses a clpwn!

[kibby F5�]

that should read 'clown'

[Just]

Clown Porn - Google "Captain Mongo's Playhouse". It scarred me for life...

That is all.

[Tamara]

I'm seriously scarred by Josh's link already. No more. Gawd.

[�LabSpecimen�]

Lab: Almost here
Taxes: Still ignoring them

[Mad "about Weasel" Scientist]

Lee - your comment on a condo in hell reminded me of Eadn. anyone heard from Mr. Cryptic? Eadn if you are blurking please say hello on the hottub or something.

*is very glad she never clicks on those clown links*

[rhealist]

OH MY! My memories of my 6th b-day party will never be quite the same. Thanx Joshkr

[Deon]

Lordy! Tamara & Neo are also on a roll today!
[polite nod to acknowledge Kibby]

Mike Weasel is also in rare form! Beersicles?!?! [ponders marketing scheme and wonders if Hops grow in Iceland]

I really hope we'll get to see more sock puppet episodes. [Imagines soap opera built around Tamara's ability to see insane plots and act them out with sock puppets]

Name? "As the Lint Flies" Stay tuned for our next episode: Will Sandy sock have an evil twin (har!) who appears from a dryer pilgrimage after Sandy dies from a tumor?

[Testing Tamara's ability to see blurking]

OK, smartypants! How many fingers am I holding up?

Eeew, Joshkr, give those shiny pasties back to Peri! There's a reason guys aren't supposed to wear those!!

Hi Igloo. It isn't too late to run away screaming. Just fake an illness (or sudden death...sometimes these folks will leave the dead alone...well, after three days anyway).

Higgy, happy St. David's day.

[heads off to rob a train to pay taxes]

[Just]

ATTENTION JOSHKR

I need you on Yahoo!!!
pppppllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaseeeeee

*trying not to panic*

[Eleanor]

Re Ionic Breeze

I forgot the part about not burning candles - that is true - and also the hissing noise - but that's how you know when it needs to be cleaned, and if you can't clean it at that moment, just turn it Off!

But don't forget about it!
Signed,
Heloise

Peri - re picking on MKJ - I've gotten into trouble with sooo many people, both here and on the MB, that I think iti's remarkable that I've only been here since November! - But it's hard (for me anyway) to keep your mouth (or keyboard) shut when it appears that someone is being attacked for no discernible reason - for me anyway!

*hee, hee, I said hard*

[Tamara]

Deon, you're cheating. That's not a finger; it's a Cheeto.

[Di]

Just - You are Da Bomb for that! Thanks for the update... haven't had time to check the internet for anything yet today.

(Notice: I have had time to come back here every so often, and although I've not made a comment about it yet, Tamara, I SAW THAT!)

[Tamara]

Di, I saw you seeing that.

[Debbie]

LTTG regarding The Bacholette synopsis, but something caught me by surprise:

Schefft wavered between Jerry and John Paul until the very end.

Geez - if I had known the Pope was a contestant, I would have DEFINITELY watched.

[Di]

*brings Tamara a HUGE arrangement of MOAT flowers*

I'm your (not you are) favorite Hussy? Thats got to be the sweetest thing anyones ever said to me..

*runs back to see what else she missed while RL work was kicking her hussy arse*

[Debbie]

make that "Bachelorette".

[Tamara]

Flowers! Woo-hoo! Di, you just won the Hussy of the Year award!

[Di]

Whew.. I think I'm done catching up now. Lets see, yes, I think this about covers my thoughts:

RE: Clowns – I am terrified by them.
RE: Clown porn – I don’t even WANT to know.
RE: Lee having relations with his ex – Too funny. My ex tried that too… except now he’s engaged, so I guess he worked out his issue of “not wanting to be with anyone else for a while”.
RE: Deon and his cheeto – Is that the cheesy kind? Or the flaming hot kind?

[rumor mill]

pssst, Deon's cheeto is flaming hot! Pass it on!

[�LabSpecimen�]

Deon's cheeto is inflamed!

[Tamara]

Lab!! ROFL!!!!

[Eleanor]

Deon's cheeto needs Neosporin -

pass it on!

[julietine]

What's Deon Cheeto???..can someone enlighten me please?

[Mr.Fishair]

igloo- Welcome to the Madness (not Scientist) that is the Moat, but you already knew that, huh? Here is your Beanie Propeller. We keep forgetting that.

C'mon people. Priorities! Prio.. Hey, Deon's got Cheetos!!

Oh, and Sly- don't worry about it. The Irish I know celebrate EVERY day as National Beer Day, myself included.

So Cheers! and Happy St. David's day Higgy! (gives me a reason to drink twice as much)

[Tamara]

Deon cheats with needles in his pores!

(Deon shuns his GP by visiting the acupuncturist regularly?)

[neophyte]

Don Cheeto sounds like a great mafia character.

[Mr.Fishair]

Deon- Is it easy, being cheesy?

[slyeyes]

No, Don Cheeto was up for an Academy Award for Best Actor in Hotel Rwanda,

[Di]

Fishair, I've always wondered, but never asked, do your fish really have hair?

[julietine]

Lab Specimen,

Were you trying to cheer me up by sending me that website?..or were you trying to make me suicidal???..I can't decide which...

[Susan]

*hoping the clown discussion is over as I do not like clowns at all*

Susan:here. I think.
Taxes:If all is as it has been in the past I should have a refund. However I can't do them because I am waiting, none too patiently, a 1099 from the other station. I already have two w2's from working at one place, as it was sold last year so each owner has a w2 for me. I've worked here 11 years. If I put the company, rather than the call letters, I've had 3 different jobs.

Tamara, I don't think I want to know why you Googled gay nymphomanical cows. Nope.

MrFishair, I responded to the email you sent last week, but I don't know if my respose got through. I tried again today, and it seems my hotmail is acting up. So if you got numerous replies, well, it was just my email acting up.

Everyone else, hello! Finally no more early early mornings. I am so very very glad.

[Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel]

Mmmm...Cheetos...

[Di]

*waves at Susan, wearing her Anti-Clown t-shirt, hat and pin*

Wanna join me? I hate clowns too.. I say we boycott clowns..

[kibby F5�]

Deon's got Flaming Cheetos?

[Tamara]

I didn't. I googled "clown porn." I already know plenty about gay nymphomaniacal cows, thanks to His Daveness!

[neophyte]

Susan, Di, when I was a kid, my biggest aspiration was to be a clown. I saved money to go to clown college. I gave up the idea though, when I realized that clowns actually have to be funny.

[�LabSpecimen�]

Clowns are funny????

[neophyte]

well, maybe the porno ones aren't. I don't wanna know!

[�LabSpecimen�]

I had to try multiple times to get my IMDB post to go through.

[Di]

Neo, but you are funny, and thats why you shouldn't be a clown... Clowns suck.

[Di]

Lee, you are not funny either...

*sticks fingers in her ears*

Lalalalala, I cant hear you!

[�LabSpecimen�]

I wonder if our resident porn king, Josh, has any clown porn?

[Leetie]

Marvin, what words did you use? I'm still trying.

[rhealist]

Did anyone ever see "Capturing the Friedmans"? Talk about your dark clown pasts...

[Leetie]

I just Googled misogynistic corpuscle and a Dave Barry blog thread came up first.

[Joshkr]

*hiding "Binkie and the Cheerleaders" Limited Edition Director's Cut Collector's Version Sextuple (hehheh) Dolby Surround-Sound DVD box set*

Lab...no idea what you mean. *whistling*

[kibby F5�]

WE couldn't have been responsible for that one Leetie. Most of us don't even know what, whatever it is, is.

[BigD�]

BigD: Not all here (although I get that a lot)
Taxes: Refund. I use TurboTax®.

Only clown I ever liked was Red Skelton. All the others gave me the creeps.

/rant
Damned customers want work done on time. How can I blog/blurk when I have to *werk* in RL?
/end rant

[Di]

Joshkr, why am I not surprised?

[Susan]

I do not like clowns. I have, though, seen Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Every reason in the world right there to not like clowns.

Ick.

[Leetie]

woo hoo! finally got one!

[Polly]

misogynistic corpuscle

I had a misogynistic corpuscle one time and had to go to the doctor to have it lanced.

*rubs hinny*

[Susan]

This, of course, does not mean that I really hate all clowns. There might be a clown somewhere that I would like.

I thought for years Wallace Shawn was a very creepy man. Then I saw Princess Bride. Well, yes, he is still rather creepy, but he doesn't bother me as much now.

INCONCEIVABLE!

[Di]

*confused as to what in the heck it is that Leetie got*

*knows better than to ask*

Susan, you've seen that movie? I avoid all things clown related at all costs. Movies, music.. you name it. My ex-brother in law had clown tattoos all over his body and he took great joy in showing them to me whenever we got together. That is until the day he showed me his tatt's and I showed him a picture of a piercing. He has never once bothered me again...

[Peri]

I had something to say and I forgot what it was. Now I've filled up the MOAT quicker with a pointless comment. HA HA HA!

Oh, wait! I've got something! Josh, I was so busy yesterday I couldn't really get on the MOAT so I told Zoodle to wish you a happy birthday and give you a wet juicy snog for me but it doesn't look like she did it. I'm gonna squish her if I can find her. I can't believe she told you guys about her ex suggesting they have no-strings sex. I thought she was going to give me bad heck for mentioning it. It shocked her a lot and she's so nice she asked me how she could turn him down nicely? Nicely? What? I'm not the right person to ask about nice.

[Tamara]

What do clowns have to do with The Princess Bride? And Wallace Shawn ROCKS!

[Mad "about Weasel" Scientist]

*rubs a special cream on Deon's flaming Cheeto*

That should either cure you or your cheeto will fall off. I guess either way you won't be flaming. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Peri]

After Pennywise, how can any of you not run screaming from any clowns you see? And the thought of Pennywise and clown porn just gives me the creeping horrors.

[Susan]

Yes, Di, I did see Killer Klowns. At least part of it. *shudders*

On the plus side, I have wildly minty fresh breath. I found a new kind of mint yesterday. MOMINTS, Distributed by YOSHA! Little tiny liquid filled mints. Popping them between my teeth before they have a chance to soften is so much fun. I really need to stop though.

Although I can clearly feel how clear my sinuses are when I breathe.

[Peri]

How did you get it, Leetie?

[Susan]

I don't know what I was seeing Wallace Shawn in that he just skeeved me out in, but I no longer think he is as skeevy.

(skeevy apparently is my word of choice today)

[Joshkr]

Leetie...got a googlewhack? And congrats Marvin!

Looks like it costs $15 to rub Polly's hinny

Peri...that Zoodle! And I would have really appreciated a wet juicy snog (hehheh I really liked typing that). Tell him she can let him down gently, but dropping him would probably give her more satisfaction. Do you mean from a roof, or?

Di...umm...clown tattoos all over his body? That puzzles me so much I almost didn't notice the piercing part...almost ;)

[Mr.Fishair]

POLLY!!- You got me for one hour sweet cheeks. Hey, I never noticed this scar here before. Were you lanced a lot?

Di- They used to, but that was before I discovered shaving with my Beanie Propeller. Much better now. Hey Tamara and I are both shiny.

Pass it on!

[Mad "about Weasel" Scientist]

*rubs cream on shiny parts of Fishair and Tamara*

See above note to Deon

[julietine]

"*rubs cream on shiny parts of Fishair and Tamara*"

KINKY!!!

[Peri]

I hope that cream isn't A535.

[Di]

*wearing sunglasses from this morning*

*looks at Fishairs shining which is now covered by Mad's ointment*

Hey Mad, should it be bubbling like that?

[Joshkr]

A535 confused me, then I realized it's a Canadian thang, eh?

[rita]

*peeks in*

A new MOAT? I haven't read anything since Friday, and you've already moved?

Happy birthday to those I missed--I don't have my calendar with me, but I send big smooches to all the birthday kiddies.

I'm checking into portable broadband to use with my laptop--cheaper than the cable access I had, and may be do-able. *crosses fingers* *crosses legs--really need to pee, but I don't want to drag this laptop into the bathroom with me (I'm at Panera's)*

Love you guys!

*leaves after setting up webcam*