FOR THIS, WE ARE TRULY THANKFUL

Or at least, we were last night.

(Thanks to Punky B. for the assistance)

Comments

[neophyte]

oh. yeah. by the way, if you get mail from "milton" it is probably from me. thought I'd let you know.

(Better late than never?)

[neophyte]

wait, just 'cause I'm grumpy and grumbling you all don't have to leave! Come back and discuss air purifiers and asparagus and cold meds. I'll be good; really I will.

*tapes mouth shut*

[julietine]

neonphyte,

you are fine...we love grumpies in this blog...

[neophyte with her mouth taped shut]

mmmph, mmmpph, mmppphhn!

[julietine]

*removes tape from neophyte so she can share a double Moatarita with Julietine!

[neophyte]

Thanks Julietine! Oh, a moatairta sounds good

[neophyte]

And so does a moatarita!

[Zoodle]

Zoodle: Present
Taxes: I live in Canada. Money back? Are you kidding?

I wonder if I'm going to expect myself to "put out" later. We'll have to see how
the evening goes or if I turn into a total cad.

** spew ** Sly - too funny!

Thanks Alex. I have no problem telling her the truth about sex it's just that prevailing wisdom says to wait until they are intellectually able to understand what the heck you're talking about. You must have been a precocious 3 year old.

Anyway..tonight she was playing with her dolls and she told me that when she has her own daughter she's going to name her "Emma" so thankfully she hasn't been scarred for life by acquiring knowledge that was too advanced for her.

Eleanor - even I'm thankful we've moved & I have high speed! How's the carpet?

[Zoodle]

Eleanor: Is the Ionic Breeze really silent? I have a thing about noises and if I can hear it when I'm trying to sleep it's gonna drive me crazy. (And it's not a really long trip if you know what I mean!).

I don't know if I've seen it here. Maybe it's just in the states? I need something that filters out smells too. I can't stand it when I can smell someone else's cooking. Or cat poo. That's not pleasant either.

Geez...I'm living up to my motto tonight.

Zoodle's motto: Why use 10 words when 5000 will do.

You should hear me on voicemail!

[slyeyes]

Zoodle, I used to work for an attorney who was a nightmare with voice mail. He was a really nice guy and tons of fun, but he left the longest voice mail messages on earth. He'd have to call back several times to leave his messages because he kept getting cut off. And after the first 30 seconds, the rest was just palaver. He walked in one day and caught me mouthing along with his message.....like Chevy Chase used to do on Weekend Update.

He didn't say anything. A few days after that, I walked in his office when he was listening to his messages on speaker phone. I heard opposing counsel in a case say "I got your message, but quite frankly, I don't have time to listen to the damn thing. Just call me."

I had to turn and leave 'cause I was laughing so hard.

[Marvin]

Marvin | etc: Um, Like, here, dude!

taxes: eh? what, ah, are those? Don't you, mm, have to have, like, a job or, um, something? Or be, um, really old? Heh heh, like, heh...

[neophyte]

oh. yeah, that.

Neophyte: here
Taxes: refund, already got it and from the way my husband is avoiding the subject (as well as avoiding even looking at me when I try to ask him about it,) I'm guessing it is already spent.

*sigh*

[MeL]

I see how it is...y'all are tricky. You wait until I leave for work to migrate. HOW RUDE! :-P

[Kafaleni]

ok... taxes first get em out of the way ..

Kafaleni Present. Present? We were supposed to bring a present? Nobody tells me anything anymore!

Taxes Think I'll break even... might even get a little back. Tax year in NZ ends March 31st, so I haven't even put my papers in yet.

*settles into Killer Moat. Pours inaugural cup of Killer Coffee*

A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.
Am I the only one who saw this and started mentally singing "Somebody's gonna hurt someone, before the night is through... " *segue to chorus* "There's gonna be a spaking tonight, a spanking tonight, I know, Lord, I know.."

Zoodle, my sister loves my voicemail. She treats it like a conversation that I can't interrupt. I get home and find a machine with half a dozen messages. Messages 2 onwards start with "Your machine keeps cutting me off.. " She'll fill it with recipes, anecdotes, newsy things, decorating tips, things she thinks I should know. I do the same thing sometimes, but I only ever leave one message. Email, I will ramble on.. then send. Then think of something else and there goes another email, and so on and so on. Also, I'm glad your daughter seems to have processed yesterday's trauma without too much difficulty. Do you like the name of your prospective grand-daughter?

Alex.. I've been where you are. In my last year of school, I missed three weeks, first with a viral infection, then the flu. I went back for two days and then had another week off with tonisillitis... I just about went crazy. So you have my symapthy... and these.. *loves Alex a vial of suspicious looking tablets* They'll do ya good honey.

Going to post this now, and then to read the 20 messages that arrived in my email while I was at work (I feel very loved because over half of them were from Moaties!... not neo, though. Neo, feel free to email me any time.. no pressure, and the address here works.)

[Alex D.]

Taxes? HA! I'm building up a small fortune by making money a little at a time so that it's nontaxable and not spending any of it. It takes a long time, but it's only taxed a few cents per year. I'm going to try doing things the normal way this summer. Then I'll be able to groan with the rest of you next year.

Zoodle -- It wasn't that the knowledge was too much, but that the TV show was graphic, and I'd be grossed out by it today if I watched it again. If that's still on video, it makes a great contraceptive.

Hi, MeL! Glad to see you found us.

Joshkr -- Thanks. If I ever have an upset stomach again, I'll start saying that I'm about to [insert phrase from Vomit Dictionary here] and see if people have heard it before. I never thought getting sick could've been fun!

Re: voicemail/email fun -- What fun. (Yes, I know this is long. But I just had to share because I'm wide awake at 4 A.M. with nothing to do.)

My dad has had some voicemail fun at his old job before retiring. The company got a new email server, called a "general leger" account (he worked in accounting), in addition to the regular email. Employees would then send a message to whichever account was easier to access at the time and call my dad to tell him where to look. One day, he got fed up and told a guy to just friggin' talk to him while he was on the phone. A few weeks later, after he incessantly complained, the company announced that the "general leger" account was to be used for the "general leger." Duh!

Another favorite came from Mom. She got a random voicemail message from a student registered to take one of her math classes. The woman left her first name and rambled on about making up five weeks of work that she'd missed. Not having any clue who it was or which class she attended or even the phone number, my mom just ignored it. Then came another call, which she answered. Same deal, and Mom told her to go contact her instructor. She explained that she didn't know the instructor's phone number or email (which are on the syllabus the first day of class). Mom politely told her to knock it off and figure out how to find the instructor herself.

Then there's the stalker of a book publisher, who gave my mom's phone number and email to an author whose book she did not want to buy. The guy harassed her for 3 days with calls and a dozen emails every five minutes. The publisher apologized and sent her flowers. (Get the logic here? She didn't want to be bothered anymore, so they sent her stuff.)

Finally, my personal email blunder. Last semester at college, I wondered why I never got responses to my emails. A few weeks ago, I discovered that I had the inbox open to the "trash" folder, which was empty. Then I spent about 5 minutes deleting everything from the fall.

*takes funny looking tablets*

OK, I've got nothing to lose. Now what was in those?

[Alex D.]

Oh, and yes, I was a difficult child. I asked more questions than Mom could answer, and I was bored to tears up until 3rd grade with classes because I was already reading the newspaper and watching the news and learning about math from my mom, a math teacher.

Of course, I made up for it by not crying that much and actually listening to Mom instead of blowing her off.

OK, seeing that I killed the blog, I think I'm going to try falling asleep to Grateful Dead music now.

[Kafaleni]

Alex... Chicken noodle soup (with teeny tiny dumplings) and a whole lotta Moat love... the nice kind for ill people, not the kinky stuff for sick people usually practiced around here. Wash 'em down with one of those Killer Coffees, and you should be right.

I am now officially caught up on the Moat, the MB AND my email. It's only taken hours. It's a good thing I have no life. I'm gonna try and find something to send to D & J, just so I can be unsurprised when they don't post it. Don't ask me why. I should have figured that if they didn't blog my naked drunk lawyer link (from Miami no less....), it would take me a while to find something truly blogworthy. Oh well, off to look...

[Kafaleni]

ALEX!! Come back!! It's easy to post and I need someone to talk to!!

[Kafaleni]

aaah, well.. anyway.. a story to while away the night time hours.. (I'm trying to hold out so I can get some sleep tonight.) I had dinner at BK tonight (Chicken D'Lite Meal with onion rings... L&P to drink.. that's not the point though...) There was a sign up on the wall for people who wanted jobs at BK, so I decided to look at it while I was puddling about, reading newspapers... I'll skip you the main screen and just send you here to find out are you fired up??. If that doesn't work, just go here and scroll down to the bottom, click on the jobs button. Don't wait for the page to fully load because the music is REALLY annoying IMO.

[Kafaleni]

Check the breakfast bar guys... I left you the antidote to a Killer Coffee.. okay so it's more like the hair of the dog, but that's fine too. Liquid breakfasts are allowable aren't they?

*loads food by the ton onto the breakfast bar to make up for the alcohol*

Eat drink and be merry, for work will call far too soon...

G'night Moat!! G'night Fluffy, Pliskin and *tries desperately to remember Peri's plant protector's name.. can only come up with Sweetums.. knows he was a Muppet* G'night sweet plant...

I'm getting the feeling I need to sleep.

[Kafaleni]

POOKIE!!! That's the name!! God Bless Pookie!!

(Slightly mangled) movie reference anyone? (This should be easy!)

[Alex D.]

I see I have (not so) perfect timing. I don't recognize that from a movie, but I do know that Pookie is Garfield's teddy bear.

BK should've at least gotten models for the picture of the "hot" jobs. If that's what they call "hot," I feel very sorry for them.

I sent in stuff a while ago, and Judi actually responded to one! I wonder if that means it's getting lost or being posted.

[Bangi]

Rita's a bit low... she doesnt have internet at work and she's got too much work right now to play in the moat while at work...

email and give her a hug?

[Alex D.]

Hey, Bangi! How are ya?

Hmmm...I don't have rita's email. But the email address is correct if you want to send it to me.

[slyeyes]

HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY!!!!

What? Only in Ireland?

Well, Happy National Beer Day to Kibby's F2!!!

That's just not right.

Happy March 1.

Somehow, it lost it's punch.

[slyeyes]

I mean "its" punch.

BOOGER, I'm gonna go have a beer

*If this shows up twice, it's cause the first one spun off into cyberspace and got lost so I re-posted it. My luck, it will pop back in.*

[slyeyes]

OK, I now have had two posts disappear.

I'm trying to correct the "it's punch" typo.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[slyeyes]

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

And this is a new moat, right?

There's still one missing post floating around out there.

[kibby F5™]

Well sly, get lucky last night? And I'm sure F2's non-tip glass will get spiked.

Oh, role call:

Kibby! YO!
Taxes? What are those? I haven't paid US taxes for around 15 years. We have an Overseas Exemption and I don't make enough.

*wonders what happened to my Slipe & Slide (resistration-thingie)?*

[Bangi]

ALEX!
*loves Alex some chicken soup*
i'll send u the email addy tonite

[igloo]

*Nervously (could be attributed to the 10 cups of coffee this am) igloo crosses into the Moat. Wiping off his wet shoes on the "Welcome Mat"(I'm guessing Mat is not the only one welcome) and wringing out the legs of his trousers, he stammers" *
"Good Morning. I left my invitation at home, but Neophyte said no would care. I haven't had the chance to catch up on this thread and considering the amount of posting that has taken place since yesterday at 5:22pm BT(blog time)I don't think Evelyn Woods could either."
"Anyway, thanks for the invite and I'll try to keep up(not keep it up) with the group."
*Heads to MB to check on vital signs of DB, who may be in extremis due to his first 24HRS in weeks.*

[Peri]

Thank-you, Bangi! I meant to tell everyone that rita needed a MOAT fix and I forgot. If anyone would like to post a message to rita here I'll collect them all up and send them to her.

[Christobol]

Morning Moatsters, nice new digs.

Been in heavy blurk mode, and missed much. The Snake rewrite is progressing a little slower than anticipated, but going well. Probably owe those of you who read along a few beers - hadn't realized how sloppy some of it was.

Joshkr - hang in there pal.

This group continues to be very cool. Thanks for all the laughs.

Oh, as for taxes, we usually just rob a train. You don't make much money, but it's just so damned cool!

[kibby F5™]

Welcome igloo! You in for the Penguin Thong (DI! WHERE'S MINE?) or a coconut bra?

[Tamara]

Morning, MOATies! Morning, Igloo!

Igloo, if you don't at least read what you missed yesterday on the current (this) MOAT, you will miss where I shook my money-maker in your face! And all that money-maker shaking will have been in VAIN!!

*goes to dark corner, crosses arms, and pouts*

[kibby F5™]

*wishes kibby could have front row seat for Tamara's money maker*

[Leetie]

Morning Moaties! Welcome, igloo!

Ok I'll play.

Leetie: Here!
Taxes: Overall, hopefully a refund. Even though I don't work, I'll owe for my interest income. JU updates his W2 (W4? whatever) often enough that he usually stays ahead. We always have to pay VA state tax *grumble* but hopefully the Federal refund will more than cover it.

TMI?

Zoodle: I understand your fears about not being able to sleep with noise. Our bedroom HEPA unit, which has a fan that runs non-stop, has actually helped me to sleep better due to the constant, unwavering background noise that drowns out all the little bumps in the night. I really notice noises now when I sleep in a house that doesn't have a fan running.

[Tamara]

Morning, C-bol! I knew you were blurking.

Because who can resist THIS!? *jumps back up on desk, starts doin' The Cabbage Patch*

[kibby F5™]

My parents have a really old house and BOY does it chatter at night. Especially in the winter.

*wonders why all the gals on the Spanish TV series have serious ramparts?*

[igloo]

Kippy-I'm in for the thong, but I think I will wait for the IPEX. I like seamless.
Tamara-Still bruised about the ears from the "
Money Maker Shake®". I must say, much better than the pure vanilla shakes I've had in the past.

[neophyte]

Hi, igloo; glad you came back! Help yourself to Kaf's buffet and coffee, and make yourself at home.

[igloo]

UH-OH! First Faux Pax. I meant Kibby!

[kibby F5™]

hat's ok igloo, just don't call me late for dinner.

speaking of which, what's to eat around here?

[igloo]

Well, over at the main blog, the meal du jour appears to be flies. I may pass, since I already had some oatmeal this am.

[Di]

*wheels in cart of coffee and Kahlua, wearing a long wool winter coat and sunglasses*
[Don't look at me like that, this is the MOAT, everything is acceptable, right?] ;)

*takes off sunglasses*

Good Morning Moaties and Blurkers!

Weather Update:
The radiant sun has decided today to be the best day to show its shining face and reflect its light off the freshly fallen snow. Which means that its brighter than being flashed by an androids ramparts, and colder than being nekkid in a pool filled with Moataritas.

*notices Tamara doing her rendition of the Cabbage Patch*

*decides to put sunglasses back on*

[Tamara]

*does the robot*

*but not as well as Marvin*

[Tamara]

Dammit. I just defiled the robot. Can't someone save me from myself?

[Tamara]

*Sweeps up scattered remnants of MOAT robot so that everyone will come back*

[Leetie]

This is too much fun: Go to Google, and try to type in two words (WITHOUT QUOTES) that turn up only ONE result. Then go to Googlewhack and get your little miracle on the list.

I got a good result with 'googleplex islet' but it's not letting me record it.

[kibby F5™]

hum, nicely clean MOAT!

[Eleanor]

Good morning everyone from sunny so.ca - no rain in the forecast - hooray! Downstairs is still drying out!

Igloo - welcome - why did I think you were here all the time??

Zoodle - when I say the Ionic Breeze is silent, I mean there is no noise! - there are NO moving parts to make noise! It's magic - when Cute Guy bought it for me and brought it over, we actually read the info sheet that came with it to try to figure out how it worked - it was too scientific of an explanation for us - we're lawyers, ya know! We barely have time to understand the law, let alone figure out anything else! Also it does take smells out of the air!

Joshkr - please give a warning if you're posting "vomit" stuff while I'm having my coffee and danish - thank you.

Kaf - Since D & J did NOT post my fabulous Don't-swallow-ocean-water-because-there-is-too-much-whale-sperm-in-it article, with a picture of a whale dick, I'm surprised they post anything at all!-

*still doing the New MOAT Happy Dance*

[Eleanor]

Good morning everyone from sunny so.ca - no rain in the forecast - hooray! Downstairs is still drying out!

Igloo - welcome - why did I think you were here all the time??

Zoodle - when I say the Ionic Breeze is silent, I mean there is no noise! - there are NO moving parts to make noise! It's magic - when Cute Guy bought it for me and brought it over, we actually read the info sheet that came with it to try to figure out how it worked - it was too scientific of an explanation for us - we're lawyers, ya know! We barely have time to understand the law, let alone figure out anything else! Also it does take smells out of the air!

Joshkr - please give a warning if you're posting "vomit" stuff while I'm having my coffee and danish - thank you.

Kaf - Since D & J did NOT post my fabulous Don't-swallow-ocean-water-because-there-is-too-much-whale-sperm-in-it article, with a picture of a whale dick, I'm surprised they post anything at all!-

*still doing the New MOAT Happy Dance*

[Di]

Did anyone watch The Bachelorette last night?
Before you guys gang up on me, I just want to say that I most certainly did not, but I just went to get some water from our kitchen in the office and its THE THING to talk about since the camel toed woman on Idol...

[Eleanor]

Double post on a new MOAT?!?!?

How did this happen? (rhetorical)

*slaps self upside the head*

*falls down from trying to slap and dance at the same time*

*collapses into MOAT hammock*

Where's wysiwyg? I need a back rub!

posts again -

[Tamara]

Ok, Di. I'll bite. What happened on "The Bachelorette"--which you "did not watch"--last night?

[Di]

*gasps*

Tamararhymeswithcamera! Are you implying that I DID watch it?? I take offense to that. I would never, ever watch a show like that... I really was wondering though, because the little intern girlies were all standing around their cups of de-caf with soy and splenda talking about how She didn't end up picking anyone. So I was curious to know what happened...

*crosses arms across her coconut bra, goes to the dark corner of the MOAT, pouting*

[Tamara]

Feeling lonely on the MOAT, and mildly irritated by the fact that the RL phone won't stop ringing, Tamara loses her mind, but at last finds something to do.

From behind the MOAT sofa: Up pop two sock-covered hands. One sock is heavily bedazzled; the other is draped in sandpaper.

Bedazzled Sock [in high-pitched voice]: I don't have anything to say.
Sandpaper Sock [in Barry White voice]: But after all this set-up, baby, we have to have something funny to say.
Bedazzled Sock: I think our existence alone is hysterical. Anyone who disagrees is only jealous they don't have a Bedazzler!
Sandpaper Sock: You're so right!

End Scene

[Di]

Pssst... Tamara, I think we lost'em all... now we can really get the party started.

Hand me that bedazzler, lets see what it can do to some coconut shells and penguin thongs!

[Tamara]

Wait! I forgot!

Sandpaper Sock: You're so right!
Socks start making out with each other
Bedazzled Sock: Ouch! You're chafing me!
Sandpaper Sock: Sorry, baby, but I'm watching that re-run of last night's "Bachelorette" over Di's shoulder here, and it's getting me SO EXCITED!
End Scene

[Tamara]

I see you blurking. All of you. I see you. I see right through you. I can see into the inner recesses of your souls. And I can see that you want a punch line here. Well, you won't get one!

[Di]

Tamara, we really did scare everyone away.. maybe you should start your Cabbage Patch dance again or something?

*passes newly bedazzled coconut bra to Tamara*

[Bangi]

Tamara sees insane ppl
past it on

[kibby F5™]

*reclines enjoying the sock show. wonders where the punch line is, a if there's a plot?*

[Alex D.]

*dropkicks imaginary football toward imaginary wall*

*breaks imaginary window*

*cleans up imaginary broken glass with imaginary broom and imaginary dustpan*

*pays for imaginary damage using imaginary money obtained from imaginary job*

*uses imagination to replace imaginary window*

What? I figured that since no one else would post, I'd try exercising my imagination!

[Debbie]

OMG - Tamara. This is spooky! Can you really see me?

*moves up close to monitor, trying to see Tamara*

OK, smarty pants, what am I wearing?

(the punchline OBVIOUSLY involves a nickel sock).

[kibby F5™]

*tries to imagine NOT reading Alex's post*

[Alex D.]

Oh, crap. As soon as everybody shows up, I gotta leave again.

*stops exercising imagination and goes to college for real*

[Tamara]

Kibby! That cracked me up!!!

Bye, Alex!

Debbie, your inner child is wearing her favorite t-shirt.

[Debbie]

T - you can see my INNER CHILD too? That's just creepy. I'm really starting to get weirded out.

Geez - some people have the gift of "psychic omnipresence" and they have to just flaunt it all over the place.

*puts on Reynolds Wrap hat, hopping it will foil (ha!) Tamara's brain rays*

[Eleanor]

Per Bangi -

Tamara sees insane ppl -
pass it on

[Di]

Oooh! I wanna play too!

Tamara sees insane ppl -
pass it on

[Tamara]

I forgot to post this yesterday--

RE: The Talk

This weekend, after Soon-To-Be-Ex-Husband & I had The Talk & sorted out all the details of the upcoming divorce, we chatted for a while about what singlehood will be like for each of us--what's going to suck, but what will be kinda cool...

Then there's a pause. S-T-B-X turns to me and opens his mouth as if to say something, then turns back away and says, "Nevermind." Naturally, I ask, "What?"
"No, I was going to ask you something, but I think you'd get mad."
"Oh. Ok." (Usually, if he says it'll make me mad, he's right, so I didn't want to know.) (Then he decides to say it anyway.)
"Well, I was gonna say... Do you think we could have sex one last time?"

What IS it with you men?! GAH!!!!

[Tamara]

Tamara doesn't listen to Insane Clown Possy!

pass it on!

[Eleanor]

ALL men want to do that, Tamara, no matter who's breaking up with whom - marriage or boyfriend!

It's universal!!

Come on, male MOATies, confess!

[Eleanor]

Addendum to above post:

If I had a nickel for every time a guy said, one more time??? -

whoa - I'd have a LARGE sockful of nickels!

[Higgy]

Tamara - I admit to having asked The Evil One that once while we were in process of selling the house and moving to different states... not my proudest moment...

For Deon's roll call:
Higgy: Here!
Tax Status: Big fat refund, already earmarked for various house repairs/projects.

Just FYI - March 1st is St David's Day. The Patron Saint of Wales. It's no National Beer Day, but I plan on celebrating much as the Irish do on March 17th!

[igloo]

Tamara,
Most men would do it with a "snake" if you held its head.
Considering the general direction of his Daveness's links, The above comment would be on topic 40% of the time on the main blog.
Generally men would use the below parameters when describing what consists of a sexual opportunity ...
"Eight to Eighty, blind, half-crazy and not dead over three days."

[Tamara]

Higgy! For shame!

[Tamara]

Igloo... Disgusting!

[Joshkr]

Eleanor and Tamara...Yes, we tend to go for that "one last time". Mostly because we think there won't be a next time for awhile :)

Now the blogettes turn to confess...I know from experience that women also sometimes try for a "one last time".

Oh...and "Tamara doesn't like clowns" pass it on.

(ok, that felt so lame after I realized everything I could have done with "posse")

[Tamara]

Yes, Josh, especially since I spelled it with a "y". Tsk, tsk!

[Higgy]

Pass it on - "Tamara doesn't like going to the circus"

[Higgy]

Oops - I meant that to be:
"Tamara doesn't like going to the circus because of the clowns"

Not to mess anyone up or anything

[Eleanor]

Eleanor and Tamara...Yes, we tend to go for that "one last time". Mostly because we think there won't be a next time for awhile :)

Nice try Joshkr - part confession and part b.s. -

You go for "one last time" to see if you can!!!!

[wolfie]

Deon's role call:
Wolfie:Present.. except when I'm not
Taxes:Refund.. not much. maybe enough for a good grooming.

pass it on.. "Tamara doesn't like taking her possy to the circus..I think it's because of the clowns"

[slyeyes]

*blurking....just waiting for a typo in "Tamara doesn't like taking her possy to the circus"

[Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel]

Well, Tamara.... did you??

And just a note: It's National Beer Day in Iceland, not Ireland as someone mentioned. So you know those Icelanders are partying today! All 12 of them!

*wonders if anyone has marketed beersicles yet*

[igloo]

Sly
"Tamara doesn't like taking her hossy to the circus because of the scowls"

[Mr.Fishair]

Tamara- Obviously Mr.Baker doesn't like Insane Clown Possies either, I mean just look at how many times he cheated on Tammy Faye.

In other nudes, I've not once asked for a "last timer". Been given one though.

And Following Moatleads

Fisher: Yello! Um, hey, excuse me, but that's spelled Fishair, a-i-r. *trying to conceal girggles (girlie, giggles)*
Taxes: Shut your pie hole smartass. And take your refund before I go back and "correct" some "errors".

Back to Risky Business.......

[kibby F5™]

psst "Tamara doesn't like her possy..."

LOOK, something shiney!

[Tamara]

No, Mike! EW!

[Debbie]

Pass it on - "Tamara is a hussy"

[Joshkr]

Congrats Wolfie!!! *pins HTML badge on Wolfie*

Hey wait! Have I done this before? Have I been duped into doing it again? Oh well...

*happily badging and groping*

Hmm..."Tamara doesn't like shiney possey"?

[wolfie]

You haven't been duped into re-pinning. The last was for linking.
But feel free to grope on.
*shines bolding badge*
psssttt "Tamaras possy is shiny and scares the clowns" pass it on

[rhealist]

Pass it on - "Tamara does the hustle"

Rhealist: Present
Taxes: The only way I enjoy doing taxes is to sit up the night before they're due, drinking copiously, then making a bloodsport-style mad dash to the drop off zone, scrambling over the bodies of those who didn't quite make it. In other words, haven't started.

[Mad "about Weasel" Scientist]

MAD Here
Taxes Already got my refund. Already spent most of it on bills

Yes my life is really that boring except when its not. When its not is mostly when weasel is around.

[kibby F5™]

Tamara's a hustler?

[Joshkr]

"Tamara hustles clowns with her shiny posse" pass it on

Uhoh...I gave Wolfie multiples...

[Just]

Re: Roll Call

Just: Here, but not present. Or is it Present, but not here? *pout* I WANT A PRESENT!
*confusing self*

Taxes: Well.. we did get a refund... but after rent at 2 places, and a security deposit, and various other moving costs, the only proof is our bank statement showing that at one time there was an alleged refund present in our account...

Di: I didn't watch it per se, but it was on in the background since we don't have cable/sat yet... only local stations. However, I missed the verdict. I thought she chose that jerry guy... this is what the Herald had to say about it....
Posted on Tue, Mar. 01, 2005

'Bachelorette' shoots down two proposals

Associated Press

NEW YORK - "Bachelorette" Jen Schefft received two marriage proposals on the ABC Monday night finale, but didn't accept either. Schefft wavered between Jerry and John Paul until the very end. Both suitors popped the question, but Schefft denied John Paul and asked Jerry to wait so that she could be sure.

In a live show following the episode (which had been taped nearly three months ago), Jerry again brought out a wedding ring, but Schefft told him, "I think that we both came to the realization that we were better as friends."

After a shocked crowd gasped, Jerry relented, telling her, "I love you for that."

Earlier, Schefft, 28, told John Paul that "something is just not there." John Paul took the difficult news well, but blew off some steam in the limo afterward, saying he felt "betrayed and fooled."

A new season of "The Bachelor" with actor Charlie O'Connell (brother to Jerry) premieres March 28 on ABC. But questions of the reality series' staying power remain. This installment of "The Bachelorette" has drawn only around six million viewers each week.

Likewise, the flame of romance has also faded. Of the nine couples brought together on "The Bachelor" and its female counterpart, only two remain together.

Trista and Ryan Sutter married in December 2003 after being united in the first season of "The Bachelorette." Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado from last fall's "The Bachelor" also remain a couple.

Schefft had previously appeared on "The Bachelor."

ON THE NET

http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelorette/

[kibby F5™]

Tamara'a a clown hustler?