WE HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

"Man's best friend," indeed.

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[Lou Bricant]

Snausages.

[punky brewster]

*speechless*

Um ... er ... I ... uh ... Ow!

[fort]

BLERGHHH! How can you mistake your morton for a chicken neck?

[punky brewster]

Gives new meaning to the saying "eat me", don't it?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

This is why I do not own chickens

[Dave B(ickle)]

Out of Danger? OUT OF DANGER? *shudders and goes off to shake in the corner*

Was this a short-haired Bobbit-Hound, by any chance?

[jamester]

"Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger"

Begging to differ, this man will never be out of danger...

[Leetie]

Tastes like chicken.

[Jeff Meyerson]

penis? chicken neck?

Sure, it's a mistake anyone could make, after drinking a couple of bottles of schnapps.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Tina, thanks for sharing that, but... PLEASE STOP!

[MOTW]

Indeed, the man himself may be out of danger since being relieved of his hallowed nether-region, but is any other man in his chicken yard safe ...
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[Constantin Mocanu]

Doesn't everyone's d!ck have feathers on it?

[Zilmoe]

My question is, what exactly was he doing with a knife and a chicken and... er... himself, that he got them all confused. Just asking...

[punky brewster]

Leetie ... not the ones I've tasted ...

[slyeyes]

You know...there's more to this story....like the REAL story. I mean, I don't care how dark it is or how angry a guy is at a chicken, that just doesn't happen.

[Gramma Check]

but . . but . . . they never said why the ambulance was bleeding heavily!

[punky brewster]

Excellent question, Zilmoe

Inquiring minds want to know!

[Dave B(ickle)]

Was he...choking the chicken at the time?

Sorry.

[punky brewster]

Good thing he was elderly ... he probably wasn't much in need of his "chicken neck" these days anyway.

[Jeff Meyerson]

LOL Leetie.

I don't care how dark it is or how angry a guy is at a chicken, that just doesn't happen.

Hmm, sly, want to lie down on the couch and tell us all about it?

And in other penis-related news, this story had a happier ending, except for the crayfish.

[Leetie]

It's always something with the penises... if it's not one thing it's another. If it's not a dog, it's a crayfish. If it's not a crayfish, it's a belt sander. Sheesh.

[MOTW]

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[golfwidow]

The ultimate punchline would be if this guy, now "out of danger," returned to his home, went back to bed -- and the chicken started up the whole racket again.

[Dave B(ickle)]

LoL, Golfwidow!

[slyeyes]

I just know I'm never having dinner at that house. You never know what he's cooking up.

[Leetie]

Man chokes chicken, dog gets bone.

[MeganBNL]

I suspect fowl play.

[SchadeBoy]

His manliness must have been pretty good sized if he could mistake it for a chicken's neck...

[kibby F5]

I think it was a plot by the chickens......

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

"I told you that dog was stupid, he just ate a chicken's head, ha! (why does it hurt so much when I laugh?)"

[Blue Meanie]

The other white meat.....

[queensbee]

eyyewwwwwwwwww!. he's out of danger now? not from stupidity. did they reattach his johnson or what?

[Flash]

I am no longer going to use hot dogs as a reward when training my german shepherd!

[Deontologist]

Now you know why Leetie is a rock star!

Clearly Zilmoe is right. Seems like a convenient fabrication for even more bizarre facts.

We need Polly to explain about prosthetics to the man with odd chicken habits.

Sorry to hear that about you Schadeboy (just kidding! all in fun! please don't give me a wedgie, sir!)

[Susan]

Story doesn't seem to be available for me, but from the comments alone I can get the idea, and that is more than enough for me.

[F]

Do you think he used a knife, or was it a hatchet on the old chopping block? (Sorry, probably more detail than we guys want to know) *cringes*

[Flash]

Do you think he used a knife, or was it a hatchet on the old chopping block? (Sorry, probably more detail than we guys want to know) *cringes*

[punky brewster]

Excellent, Leetie.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

I don't know, honest mistake . . .

[slow and forbidden layne]

His cock* had him apoplectic
And then, without anesthetic
He chopped off his log
It got ate by a dog
Now he's got a penile prosthetic

* noun: adult male chicken (for all you pervs out there)

[MOTW]

"favorite gag" indeed, MKJ

[Angie]

I also sent a copy of this story to Dave and the blogpeople. I thought, if any story screams Dave's blog, it's this one.

I'm not sure what that says about Dave's blog, really...or why I enjoy it so much...

[GDogg]

I'm sure that his actions produced the desired result--he didn't notice the chicken making all that noise anymore.

[Jeff 403, damn you) Meyerson]

Here you go Susan; wouldn't want you to feel left out.

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Flash, good one. I checked back but it doesn't say what he used to do the chopping. My guess is that he was very drunk, the chicken's cackling was making his head pound, he was too drunk to catch the chicken, he (being naked) caught sight of his Johnson and in a fit of something just chopped it off. When the dog ran up he probably just threw it to him and dogs being dogs it was "Chow time."

[Angie]

It says he was in his underwear. He must have...um...some really unsupportive underwear. I'm just sayin'.

I spoke too soon. Darned Forbidden. Ftth.

[PorkchopSandwiches]

The lesson here: Choke the chicken.

Sorry if I was too graphic there.

[Bob T]

So, I guess we would call his pooch a "weiner dog?" I never liked dachsunds anyway, now I know why.

[jamester the forbidden]

Yeah, well, he hardly proved himself to be the dog's best friend, either.
"Reports tried to interview the man's dog, but the dog's spokesman stated "Rusty can't talk right now, he's still at the toilet gargling".

[jamester the forbidden]

Reporters, dammit.

[Leetie]

Gargling? Now that's insulting... especially for an animal that eats it's own crap.

[Susan]

Thank you Jeff. It finally was available.

I am so glad there were no pictures.

I would think, though, that if you were going to be beheading a chicken, you would keep any personal appendages far far away from sharp objects. Unless he was very very well endowed, I would think he would have noticed that the chicken neck wasn't that terribly far away.

Much alcohol must have been involved.

[Trystan Shout]

If the man "rushed out into his yard in his underwear" wouldn't his unit have been COVERED?!

Methinks there's more here than meets the, er, ahem, eye.

In any case, it just flat out hurts to think about me. As the male bloggers will attest, it's painful enough to get your johnson caught in a zipper much less . . . this.

[D'Artagnan]

Dog: Yo, what's for dinner?

Constantin Mocanu: Penis Cacciatore, or Penis Nuggets. Don't know yet.

[Federal Duck]

Ouchie. That's just fowl if you ask me.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: It had to feed the dog.

[Sabu The Coconut Boy]

That wouldn't happen to me. Even if I was sleepy and drunk, I'd look down at the chopping block and say, "Hey. Who put this Ostrich Neck here in place of that chicken I was gonna kill?"

Ya know what I'm sayin? (I'm just sayin'...)

[Lmd33]

Cock, chicken, they're all in the same family.