So last night I got on this small "commuter" airplane, the kind that works on propellers, and I was sitting in the front, and directly ahead of me was this large airplane piece, and on it were these words:
DO NOT REMOVE FROM AIRCRAFT
If found, please contact MOC 800 677 0819
What the hell is that about? Who would remove an airplane piece? And WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY "IF FOUND"?????
Never mind. I don't want to know.