SHOULD MONKEYS VOTE?
Never mind. They already can.
(Thanks to Karl Mazurak)
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October 11, 2004
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Damn filthy APES!!!
Posted by: Sean | October 11, 2004 at 08:06 AM
Bear declares voting fraud monkey business
Posted by: MOTW | October 11, 2004 at 08:07 AM
Hey guys, if you want a few laughs, go to
mattunger.com
Posted by: matt unger | October 11, 2004 at 08:09 AM
ROCK paper scissors the VOTE!
Several suave systems supers support simian sabotage supposing stupid selection system selection.
Posted by: igwanna | October 11, 2004 at 08:11 AM
Not only can they vote...they apparently can get elected.
Posted by: MeganBNL | October 11, 2004 at 08:13 AM
*ha igwanna!*
Theveral thauve thythtemth thuperth thupport thimian thabotage thuppothing thtupid thelection thythem thelection.
Posted by: Thylvester | October 11, 2004 at 08:14 AM
Everyone already knew Bonzo was a republican.
Posted by: johnjude | October 11, 2004 at 08:16 AM
"Bear noted that elections are not just the machines, but also the people who work the elections." ...Does this mean the people who run the elections are machines?
Posted by: Sean | October 11, 2004 at 08:21 AM
i'm sure the chimp could easily figure out the butterfly ballot too.
and we can always hire apes to count chads, if necessary.
Posted by: av | October 11, 2004 at 08:42 AM
Working with Diebold systems on a daily basis, I can say without the slightest bit of reservation that a monkey cannot hack one of their machines.
A retarded squirrel can do it quite nicely.
And here's more sunny news: Did you know most ATM machines are controlled by Diebold software and systems??
Computer security is an oxymoron....
Posted by: TC | October 11, 2004 at 09:22 AM
The Hacking Baxters wbagnfarb. Also:
The Voting Chimps and Diebold Simian Control.
Posted by: Federal Duck | October 11, 2004 at 10:31 AM
Thank you, Matt.
"Toots the Dead Dog" also wbagnfarb
Posted by: artist formerly known as mudstuffin | October 11, 2004 at 10:35 AM
Fed.. I was thinking Baxter and the Monkey Hackers, but you're right too...
Now... before I closed the link, I could swear I saw a link on the page that said "Bush and Dick unusually good" but when I went back to find it, there was nothing like that.. so do I have a dirty mind or are they playing with my head? or both?
Posted by: Kat | October 11, 2004 at 11:39 AM
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Kat: both.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 11, 2004 at 11:52 AM
Dave, Dave, Dave, don't you see? This means you've got the election in the bag. The monkey hackers are your biggest fans, as this blog so
aptly demonstrates.
Posted by: Cheeta | October 11, 2004 at 01:06 PM
Don't worry, guys. I've already assembled a "hack team" of fellow monkeys to put Dave Barry on top in the Diebold states. Now you have to do your part and win the written ballots for us.
Posted by: a trained monkey hacker | October 11, 2004 at 01:57 PM
LOL, Megan. I was wondering when someone would say that.
Posted by: SDB | October 11, 2004 at 09:03 PM