WE HAVE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS STORY
And one of them is: Tapeworm Road?
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And one of them is: Tapeworm Road?
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Posted by: kmt | September 04, 2004 at 01:24 PM
almost first. tons of guano wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | September 04, 2004 at 01:31 PM
What an unfortunate name that reporter has.
Posted by: Randomus | September 04, 2004 at 01:55 PM
Abby? That's a NICE name!
Posted by: Lynn | September 04, 2004 at 02:16 PM
17,000 tons anually? what kind of a chicken s*** operation is that?( couldn't resist, sorry!)
Posted by: Beluga | September 04, 2004 at 02:33 PM
I WAS sitting here eating this chicken noodle soup. It WAS tasting really really good. I AM going to stop eating it now.
Dude.
Posted by: Introspectre | September 04, 2004 at 02:53 PM
It would be a perfect world if sluts fell from the sky.
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | September 04, 2004 at 03:12 PM
Man, that is a LOT of nuggets.
Oh, wait, are nuggets made of ch...?
Never mind.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | September 04, 2004 at 04:41 PM
it won't open for me, but maybe i'm glad.
Posted by: judi | September 04, 2004 at 04:49 PM
As a reporter, do you think Miss Slutsky has loose lips?
::Party Foul::
Posted by: crash | September 04, 2004 at 05:58 PM
"Yeah, that's correct, I live right where Tapeworm bends around into Giardia. What? What's the problem?"
Posted by: Corn | September 04, 2004 at 06:10 PM
I just want to see that .5 and .25 of a truck that will be coming and going daily.. do they slice it width-wise, length-wise horizontally or diagonally?
Posted by: Kat | September 04, 2004 at 07:16 PM
Just keep that guy Herran away from that place!
Posted by: alanboss | September 04, 2004 at 09:55 PM
James Richenderfer, a hydrogeologist...
With a name like that, a hydrogeologist is the
only job that fits.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | September 05, 2004 at 05:01 AM
James Richenderfer, a hydrogeologist...
With a name like that, a hydrogeologist is the
only job that fits.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | September 05, 2004 at 05:11 AM
James Richenderfer, a hydrogeologist...
With a name like that, a hydrogeologist is the
only job that fits.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | September 05, 2004 at 05:11 AM
I hope this passes so that Ms. Slutsky can report on why did 1.3 million chickens cross Tapeworm Road?
& why couldn't her first name be Ima? WHY? WHY???
Posted by: lurker | September 05, 2004 at 09:23 AM
Who counts the chickens? Is that an official gov't job?
"I'm here to count your chickens."
"Well don't count those, they haven't hatched!"
"Ha ha, haven't heard that one. Just for that I'm starting at 10....11,12,13...
...786,299...786,300...wait, did I count 23? I can't remember saying '23'. Crap. 1...2...3.."
Posted by: Christobol | September 05, 2004 at 09:45 AM
Maybe they have built robots with the sole purpose of chicken counting. And one day, these robots will revolt against humanity, and begin counting grass instead. Oh, horror of horrors.
Posted by: Randomus | September 05, 2004 at 11:13 AM
Tapeworm Road? That was Springsteen, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 05, 2004 at 01:38 PM
Dave, what is a quesion? Something that needs an anser?
Posted by: D'Artagnan | September 05, 2004 at 02:27 PM
I think Party Fowl wbagnfarb. Also, is it a good idea to eat a chicken that came from Tapeworm road. I mean, that just seems to be an unfortunate location choice. And would Ms. Slutsky be an obvious choice to write a follow-up on the zucchini incident? And what would happen if you let gooseboy from that statue loose around 1.3 million chickens? *shudder*
Neener.
Posted by: Federal Duck | September 07, 2004 at 07:04 AM
Tapeworm Road also wbagnfarb or wbagnfar album, a la Abbey Road.
Posted by: Stinky McGee | September 07, 2004 at 07:31 AM
And DINER BIG DINER is on that road!
Posted by: poppop4219 | September 07, 2004 at 07:37 AM