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September 04, 2004

WE HAVE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS STORY

And one of them is: Tapeworm Road?

Comments

Where are the comments?

almost first. tons of guano wbagnfarb

What an unfortunate name that reporter has.

Abby? That's a NICE name!

17,000 tons anually? what kind of a chicken s*** operation is that?( couldn't resist, sorry!)

I WAS sitting here eating this chicken noodle soup. It WAS tasting really really good. I AM going to stop eating it now.
Dude.

It would be a perfect world if sluts fell from the sky.

Man, that is a LOT of nuggets.

Oh, wait, are nuggets made of ch...?

Never mind.

it won't open for me, but maybe i'm glad.

As a reporter, do you think Miss Slutsky has loose lips?
::Party Foul::

"Yeah, that's correct, I live right where Tapeworm bends around into Giardia. What? What's the problem?"

I just want to see that .5 and .25 of a truck that will be coming and going daily.. do they slice it width-wise, length-wise horizontally or diagonally?

Just keep that guy Herran away from that place!

James Richenderfer, a hydrogeologist...

With a name like that, a hydrogeologist is the
only job that fits.

James Richenderfer, a hydrogeologist...

With a name like that, a hydrogeologist is the
only job that fits.

James Richenderfer, a hydrogeologist...

With a name like that, a hydrogeologist is the
only job that fits.

I hope this passes so that Ms. Slutsky can report on why did 1.3 million chickens cross Tapeworm Road?

& why couldn't her first name be Ima? WHY? WHY???

Who counts the chickens? Is that an official gov't job?

"I'm here to count your chickens."
"Well don't count those, they haven't hatched!"
"Ha ha, haven't heard that one. Just for that I'm starting at 10....11,12,13...

...786,299...786,300...wait, did I count 23? I can't remember saying '23'. Crap. 1...2...3.."

Maybe they have built robots with the sole purpose of chicken counting. And one day, these robots will revolt against humanity, and begin counting grass instead. Oh, horror of horrors.

Tapeworm Road? That was Springsteen, right?

Dave, what is a quesion? Something that needs an anser?

I think Party Fowl wbagnfarb. Also, is it a good idea to eat a chicken that came from Tapeworm road. I mean, that just seems to be an unfortunate location choice. And would Ms. Slutsky be an obvious choice to write a follow-up on the zucchini incident? And what would happen if you let gooseboy from that statue loose around 1.3 million chickens? *shudder*
Neener.

Tapeworm Road also wbagnfarb or wbagnfar album, a la Abbey Road.

And DINER BIG DINER is on that road!

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