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September 27, 2004

TIME TO GO SHOPPING, LADIES

How much?

(Thanks to Naomi, indirectly)

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*gets out golf counter*

CLICK

Our Naked Men Post ratio is increasing...

meYes I read the page!! Of course I didn't just drool over the pictures!!
himSo what was his name?
me *drool.....
himand what was the purpose of the website?
me *drool.....
himhere - grab this! *throws life preserver into rapidly growing drool pool
me *drool.....

With a name like Travis Fimmel, it has to be good.

Judi, Judi, you're slipping, babe. He looks like the female love child of Giselle B this out.

That should have read:

... he looks like the female love child of Giselle B (insert umlauted u)ndschen and Jeff Spicolli.

Okay, it wasn't even funny the first time. Sorry, I'm operating under a severe lack of sleep and tequila.

He's really cute, but isn't he one of the Hansens?

Okay, maybe the last name is the giveaway.

Beefcake Travis Fimmel = A fickle femme vibrates

Travis Fimmel = Visit Ram Flem

ok.. I liked the palm trees but the Baywatch thing doesn't work for me... too many visions of heaving boobs

I know I'm establishing myself as a total nerd here, but did anyone look at that 'interview'?

Some key quotes:

You get to see me dance, which is not a good thing at all.

Do you know how to blow the didgeridoo?
I can a little, but I have a lot of friends who can do it really well. I haven't touched on for 10 years, so now I couldn't do it.

Let's talk about penis puppetry for a minute

Ick.

Who the F#*k is Travis Fimmel? Any relationship to this guy?

Another nerd... Read the interview. Must've been on his best behavior not to have punched that silly interviewer's lights out. Sounded as though he might've considered it...

Ummm...anyone look at Gallery 1?

Why is he wearing underwear with the cloth around the butt cut out and just the elastic going around the sides? Is it a butt-frame?

Maybe I don't want to know...

Speaking of being a mommy....our daughters are at the park Peri. It appears to me as though they are fighting right now (there's a shock), perhaps about which way the merry-go-round should turn? Anyway, now that they are outside I am eating a bowl of Smartie ice cream (I gave them the boring cookies).

oops, crap...posted that in the wrong M.

sorry

Judi,

You are the BOMB...can I be your substitute when you on vacation..I can type and work well with others. :-)

OHMYGAWD! Just as long as he doesn't talk - I think that would spoil the whole pretty picture.

Boys are sure cute at that age, aren't they?

Ahhh, he stuffs his shorts!

Wow! They don't make 'em like that here in North Carolina.

Did anybody notice that these pics, the interview and the latest column of Dave are fitting together perfectly?

Key quote: "There are serious questions, Travis! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

I don´t know about you guys, but at that point I´d break his nose.

I swear, that kid must be the Spawn of Fabio.

spawn of fabio, LOL... and ...
"How do you feel being the object of desire of so many men and women?"

Huh? who the f is this guy? not the object of my desire. real 'arty' photos. wonder what goes on in his tiny mind?

I didn't read the "don't click on this at work" warning.. so the three seconds that I saw gallery 1, it was nice, lol. I was like "AHHHHH DELETE, DELETE, DELETE"

But I might have to fix my internet at home, haha.

Spawn of Fabio sounds like a horror movie to me.

Jeff: Exactly my point. His favorite method to kill people would have to be poisoning their I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Either that or throwing a goose at them.

"Spawn of Fabio"...hahahaha :-)

All right, already! I think most of us get the point by now.

I am a too kind guy to tell you what I think about
you...I will say Alex D. you are rude...
probably you are just able to insult...I think the real spam is you...

Didn't -anyone- else see 'Zoolander?' Once I opened the first gallery, Hansel's theme music for the Fashion Awards started replaying itself in my head... and I was reminded of the interview:

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot..."

Ed -- Nobody called you gay, and your site already got a link. Enough already.

Never got to see Zoolander. The people I know told me it wasn't worth it. Maybe I'll download it for free or something.

I somehow thought it was a partial nude female, with a double masectomy. Boy was I wrong (and disappointed). God this guy looks GAY.

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