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September 22, 2004

NOTIFICATION OF POSSIBLE BOOK TOUR SCHEDULE CHANGE

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(Thanks to Ron Rett)

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First?

FIRST!

Dang! And I'm a new poster and all...

Third! Actually, anyone can have my ticket - I've had my share of Big Asswoman's!

There's a proud store to be listed on someone's resume...

"So you were a salesman at..."
"Yup - Big ASSWOMAN'S - got a problem with that?"
"No, no...thanks for coming in - we'll call you"

I'm assuming this is in Ocean City, Maryland. There's a Little Assawoman Bay also.

Did you like-a the way my-a sign-a came out?

Biggatoppa, smallaharness

Wonder if they sell sex wax?

Surfin' with a Big AssAWoman would be a great name for a Beach Boys cover band. It could bring a whole new meaning to the songs "I Get Around" and "Surfin' Safari"

Is it big ass sex wax?

Bigassawoman havea no needa for thissa

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
so for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)

A skinny woman makes her husband look fat
And very often believes she's all that
As soon as he marries her then she'll stop
Doing the things that blow his top
But if a big assawoman's your wife
Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
A big assawoman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you piece of her prime

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)

So if your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her ass is saggy and her thighs might rub
Take it from me you'll be happier, bub

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)

Say Dave? YES Ridley
I saw your wife the other day UH HUH
And I have absolutely no comment whatsoever!
HA HA ME EITHER

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you

A blogger after my own heart... nothing like music to brighten your day...

C-bol, you made-a my day!

christobol ... ironically, I have that song on a compilation CD and listened to it yesterday on my way into work ... it makes me happy, even though it is a total insult to women everywhere ... it's got a good beat and you can dance to it ... I give it a 10.

Christobol; brilliant! I was thinking of a version of Betty Wright's "Clean Up Woman" but this does equally well.

I think I resemble that sign...

MKJ,
Re:biggatoppa.
Question: Gently used?

Hey Graz....

I lived in Harrington, I knew I was in trouble when "Do you have all 32 teeth" and "are they all attached permanently" became serious questions I had to consider when entering the dating pool.

**applause**

MKJ - biggatoppa - 32B????????????

MKJ - Quote from that page -

It's been washed, so it's clean.

Whatever, it's still had someone else's ramparts in it.

Now if the ramparts came with . . .

MKJ:

How do you find such sweet ramparts?

Jeff: I look just below the neck.
Head's ususlly missing on ebay, though, which is weird.

Trip, Assacorkin!!? That's a trip, Trip!

Big Assawoman, I'm gonna dredge your canal all night long. . .

MKJ:

Yes, the head is missing. But with ramparts lilke those.....

B Cup my ass...(which is quite nice, or so I've been told)...her cups runeth over!

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?


--Big Bottom, by Spinal Tap

Tranjo: always the romantic I see . . .

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