THANKS FOR THE MONKEY MOAT, ELLE

It'll look great over the couch.

Comments

[elle]

LTTG on porn star names:

Depending on which pet and street I use:

Trooper Lopez (dog)
Kitty Lopez (cat)
Star Coral (rabbit)
Caramel Coral (Rabbit)
Amadeus Coral(horse)

Or the most current: Bob the Angry Destroyer Fish of Armageddon Del Mar.

Oh, and I find it amusing that I'm considered a "Titan"....I joined MOAT the First right around post 3K and remember feeling SO confused. Then Deon gave me a coconut bra and some antigrav boots and it all went uphill from there :).

[MadScientist]

I couldnt post last night either. Was trying to tell slyeyes the dodgers won. I got a xrazy error message that our shared memory was missing....This frightened me a lot. I don't want to break all y'alls memories....We need a new moat. what about whatever the thread is jsut below moatelle on last day of august?

[slyeyes]

I like Mad's idea. I think someone else offered that up as well a few posts/days ago.

[MadScientist]

Ok I am all showered and ready to move the lab again! let me know. And did anybody cath up with Boshrany? Don't let him/her near the room with fluffy's egg....

[MadScientist]

*sits alone in the moat having sexual fantasies of armadillos and Wayne Newton

[djtonyb]

*walks in wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses*

Damn, it's really bright with the hurricane shutters off!

Speaking of noms de porn, I have to come up with one for the credits of the film I'm scoring, and "Snowshoes Patriots" just does not have the right ring.

*sees Mad lost in her reverie and goes to make a quiet post-brunch pre-T-dance cocktail*

[slyeyes]

wow, slow day in the MOATelle. Just got back from a meeting and I'm logging on to see how the Rams did today. I'm not hopeful 'cause what I saw of the game before leaving was pretty painful.

DJT, glad you finally got to take your shutters off. Go slowly getting used to daylight. Don'[t want any retina burns.

[djtonyb]

*squints and pours another cocktail*

Thanks, slyeyes! My sympathies go out to whoever was affected by Ivan, but I am soooooooooo glad it's not coming here. There's piles of debris that haven't been picked up from Frances all over the east coast, and I'm sure that very few have recovered from Charley on the west coast. I must say that the electrical crews deserve a heap of praise for restoring everything as quickly as they did.

BTW, has everyone picked up their gifts from Deon? If not, they're in the box next to Peri's greenhouse.

Hope your vacation went well! We miss our resident Deontologist!

*grabs cocktail and wanders off to take a shower before work*

[MadScientist]

I got my discology thanks.

djT enjoy the sunshine in the sunshine state. Too much sunshine here it has been 90-100 degress for the last week. But the I won't complain because at least no hurricanes.

[Kat]

wow... now i'm confused... oh and thanks for the info Graz.. I got two new words out of the day.. that's gotta be a good thing ... I love obscure words.. they make me look smarter than I really am

[Kat]

and to show you how smart I really am... i thought it was a typo for microfarts... indicating a tiny measurement of something truly stinky

[punky brewster]

Hello MOATIES ... I walked by and noticed the picture of christobol on the door, so I just had to come in ... Are you guys trying to bait me???

For the record, wine works equally as well.

Eadn ... I'm doing better ... still can't exercise or walk very far, but it's better than it was. Thanks for your concern.

So, what did I miss?

[QT]

Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

How is everyone today/ or night wherever you are?!

*cracks open a beer and sits on the couch*

Its aussie chick is anyone around to chat to?

[QT]

im guessin nobody's here yet so i'll call back later.

*puts the empty beer botle in the bin*

[slyeyes]

*rips off jeans and tank top and does graceful swan dive off high dive* (in RL, I can't dive worth a damn...here, I'm perfect)

I just need a quick swim, Moatarita, and then back to getting things organized for the new week.

Hope everyone had a good weekend.

[slyeyes]

Mad, glad you had a good dive. My two favorite sports are SCUBA and downhill skiing...yet I live in Missouri.

If I lived on the coast or mountains, my favorite sport would probably be tractor racing.

Nah...wouldn't happen.

*climbs out of MOAT, wraps big fluffy towel around her and pours more than generous portion of Motarita.*

I'm over due for a dive, for now isn't the time to take a trip to the Caribbean.

[slyeyes]

*finishes drink and considers another*

Nah..lots to do.

*walks out while towel drying hair.

*ponders fact the MOATell certainly is quiet without those monkeys......and if forced to admit it, a little boring*

Maybe we could smuggle in some Tasmanian frogs.

[Susan]

*quick dip in the moat* Ahhh, much better.
*drinks a quick moatarita* That wraps up the weekend well. Good evening to all, just checking in.

Porn name:Junior Mitchell or Junior Lynn. Or maybe Creepy Mitchell or Creepy Lynn. I don't think that really works...(Creepy was a pet mouse. Don't remember the reason for the name.)

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Mine improved...it seems working out does make you feel better. Now if I would just do it a little more regularly...

[slyeyes]

Susan, here lately, I've been working out regularly....once a month whether I like it or not.

Really need to work on that schedule.

[Susan]

Slyeyes, I had planned to get back into a regular schedule about a month ago, riding bike and hitting the gym...then I wrecked my car and broke my hand. Kind of put a crimp in things. Finally decided Saturday that my persistent foul mood may have been caused in part by inactivity so I took care of that. Felt like I could have done far more, but figured to take it easy, as I wanted to be able to move today...
Just have to convince myself to start getting up earlier in the morning...that can be harder than the workout.

[Susan]

Night all. Monday morning comes all too soon.

[slyeyes]

Susan, I am very difficult to wake up in the morning. In fact, I have 2 alarm clocks, clock radio and the TV set to go off, loudly, at different times to wake me. AND, I have CallNotes set up to call me with my voice recording saying "get your ass out of bed and get to Y! Don't you be hitting any snooze alarms. GET UP NOW!!"

It depresses me how often I ignore myself.

I swam and worked out regularly, until I worked out of town for 4 months on a trial....and never got into the swing of things when I got back.

*reaches for bag of lime flavored tortilla chips*

*sigh*

[MadScientist]

I have managed to work my way up to once or twice a week. I need to swim or go to the gym everyday. I really felt it diving yesterday. But for me getting out of bed is defintiely the hardest part. I never get to bed early and it is hard to find time after work.

[MadScientist]

It is scary in here...too many echos. I think this place is haunted by ghosts of monkeys past...

[Bismuth]

You want that a live porn band or pre-recorded porn music?

[Bismuth]

If there are any gremlins in said darkened corner, this is gonna be one helluva porno film! You sure you can make it a good one, Josh? After all, you haven't seen her for months... might be a little, er, short-winded if you cath my drift (how many double entendres in that sentence?)

Hope you've been practicing your kamasutra...

[Kat]

re any previous comments about moving the blog.. I be thinking (IMHO and in honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day) that if the Moat was to move, Dave and Ridley's Pirate Island looks like kind of a fun place.. yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...

[Kat]

and maybe some parrot servants (wearing those bird diaper thingys so that we don't have to clean up parrot crap)

[wolfie]

*looks around*
wowzer. It's so quiet in here.

[Mr.Fisher]

Happy Freakin Monday To Ya Moaties!

I've gotta lotta catchin up to do, be back in bit.

I'd stay but, Wolfie says it's so quiet in here.

Hmmmmm, maybe I should stay and show wolfie the "basement"?

Wolfie?

[LabSpecimen]

I'd like to take a moment to point out that coffee is really good.

[Mr.Fisher]

I'd like to take another moment, to point out that LabSpec really knows what's good.

[wolfie]

Mr.Fisher - any basement that isnt flooded would be fun to me. Does yours have toys down there?
*peeks down basement stairs*

[Mr.Fisher]

Nah, Wolfie just the usual basement with a few odds and ends like oh yeah, I guess it does have plenty of toys, whips, chains, leather garments, science experiments gone wrong, extra lab equipment, community wine stash, Dave for President memorabilia, empty boxes of pizza scattered about from late night munchie attacks(It's not everyday you get a pizza place to deliver to the basement of a Moatelle at three in the mornin), and ummmm well c'mon down and I'll show ya around.

[wolfie]

Is there a light switch around here somewhere or do I just feel my way down?
*waves hands in front of her.. searching*

[Mr.Fisher]

Well if I had my druthers, I'd ruther you just feel your way down. ;b

But there's a switch right here if ya want.

OOOOOOPS, Not that one Wolfie!! That the Hurricane switch. Yikes DjTonyB is not gonna be happy about that. Maybe if you turn it off quickly no one will notice.

*Whistles innocently and kicks empty pizza box*

[wolfie]

Ooops.
*flips switch back off.. randomly flips other switches off and on*
Oooo.. strobe effect. Cool.
*tries to create super long post so djtonyb won't see the whole switch flipping thing*

A few random hits on the enter key ought to do that. Hmmmmm

*strolls down basement stairs*
What's that smell?

[Brian B]

Morning all!

I had some serious blog withdrawal this weekend, and trying to catch up with you all was exceedingly difficult.
I spend an extremely drunk weekend of football (world) and football (american).

The only thing I remember from my catching up is the whole porn name thing. So, really LTTG, I am now:
Misty Beth

[Vol]

*ESPN College Pick 'Em update*

2 weeks in, our online group is absolutely rocking. I'm ranked in the 98.6 percentile.

*pats self on back*

But to tell you how good the group is doing, I'm only ranked #5 in our group. Mr. Fisher is our current leader, and get this: He's ranked #42 in the entire country! Not too shabby for a game with over 85,000 participants.

*Takes self-pat back and gives to Mr. Fisher*

~Vol

[Mr.Fisher]

HOLY MACARONI!!!!!!!!! VOL!!!!

I can't believe it!! Dude I rock!! It had alot to do with luck and I always pick me Irish boys (They upset #8 Michigan)

Does that mean I get Rock Star Status Peri?

*Sniff, sniff*

I know I will never have Titan status. *Sniffs again for ultimate effect* I was too LTTG for that.

Speakin of LTTG:

Cracky Rider was my Porno name.
But I always heard that was the formula for your(not you're) Drag Queen name. Course a Drag Queen told me that, so I guess there ya go.

[Christobol]

Ðàññðî÷êà 18
---
I typed up a report for Mack and decided to hold it for a little while, making a note to call him and tell him things look ok but I want to check on Shauna a few more times to be thorough. I felt I had reached her, but who knows with kids – especially girls, well, females of any age, for that matter. The thing is, I may well have gotten thru, but what seems clear today may look different in a few weeks, so a reminder or two are in order.

Before heading over to Shanty Malone’s I placed a call to Mr. Myers to check on the status of our arrangement.

“State Attorney’s Office, Assistant James Myers’ office, Amy speaking, please hold.”

I felt the typical annoyance of being put on hold. At least Amy hadn’t spoken more than one sentence before sending me into the vestibule of hell specializing in musak. I don’t like when people get to speak to me and I don’t get to reply, and the more they get to say without my getting a turn, the more I don’t like it. The worst is when they work in an ad. There are companies who have lost my business forever by putting me on hold to listen to ads, but only after making me wait thru a live ad. It usually goes something like this:

“Thank you for calling CheapCrap Computers, where the audacity of calling our prices low is matched only by the incredibly poor quality of the components we use to put together a machine that is virtually guaranteed to fail, but only after you’ve invested enough time and effort to build your own space shuttle. Please hold.”

Then a recorded voice chimes in.

“Did you know that over one hundred gazillion users in your neighborhood alone are ecstatically happy with their choice of CheapCrap Computers for all the consumer needs? That’s right, it’s not enough that they have lost all their personal information on one of our poorly made workstations, they choose to shop via the unbelievably overpriced and unreliable CheapCrap Consumer Portal, where lost merchandise and compromised security is so prevalent you’d think it’s our mission. Whether it’s groceries you want delivered spoiled and to the wrong address, or a new bedroom suite that looks nothing like the online picture, CheapCrap Consumer Portal is your one stop shop.”

At least Amy hadn’t first found out who I am before putting me on hold, so I had the comfort of knowing that even if I were the President of the United States, and supposing I forgot that I have secretaries to make calls and wait on hold on my behalf, I would have been made to wait.

“Thank you for holding, how may I help you?”
“Hello Amy. It’s Frank Borowski, is Mr. Myers in?”
“Is he expecting your call?”
“The way the Yankees expect a pennant.”
“I’m sorry, he’s tied up in a meeting, can I take a message?”
“Maybe I should just come on over, it’s only a few blocks, and frankly, I miss you Amy. I think we’re drifting apart.”
“Let me just see if he has a minute.”
”Really? I don’t want to be a bother, I really don’t mind coming to the office.”
“Just a moment.”

“Mr. Borowski.”
“Mr. Myers, how are you?”
“I’m well. Listen, I still have a few things to resolve, can you get back to me, say, Wednesday of next week?”
“How about Tuesday?”
“Why Tuesday?”
“I’m getting my nails done Wednesday. Listen James, if you don’t want in it’s no problem. I’ll just call someone else.”
“Calm down Borowski, I’m just doing my job. Call me Tuesday.”
“Tuesday it is.”

I debated calling Jill. I’m not accustomed to checking in with anyone, and certainly did not want to make it a habit. Nor did I wish to imply that my schedule was open for review and possible veto. On the other hand, I am staying with her, and I don’t want her worrying.

“Hello?”
“Jill, it’s Frank.”
“Hi Frank.”
“Listen, I’m going to grab a beer and put out some feelers for Jack. I probably won’t make it there until about ten.”
“Ok. You want me to leave you a plate of dinner?”
“That’d be great, but I don’t want to be any trouble.”
“I’m not talking about cooking you up something special, Frank. More along the lines of scraping everyone’s leftovers onto a plate and putting it in the ‘fridge.”
“Sure, sure. That’d be great.”
“I’ll probably still be up at ten. You can bring me up to speed.”
“Good enough.”

I spent just under two hours at Malone’s, nursing a beer and chatting with friends. There had been a pool going on whether or not I was dead, so some were happier than others to see me. I made a mental note to mix in visits to the Billy Goat so that I wouldn’t be such a regular. It’s nice to be missed, but when a bar starts to worry after just a couple days, it’s a little depressing. I was able to get Ray and Amanda to agree to quietly track down Jack for me, in exchange for a couple drinks. How much of the world economy is actually based on bartering for alcohol, I wonder? My mission accomplished, I headed back to Jill’s, looking forward to a plate of macaroni and hotdogs, or whatever Karen and Carly had demanded, and more so the company.

Eating is a social activity. Only the starving prefer to eat alone. I’d rather have frozen food with someone than a gourmet meal in solitude. Or at least I believe that, having never actually eaten a gourmet meal.

[Christobol]

Porn name = Jigger Meade

[Mr.Fisher]

I thought you were trying to quit Smoating Peri?!

J/K. I agree. I'm ready to Hop along Cassidy, this thread is starting to take a looooooong time to load and I have soooooooo many other important things to do with my time.

NOT!

*strips to the buff and does a backflip into the Moat*

[Lee]

Hello MOATellers and Newbies (Welcome!)

Polly - what everyone else said about TexEx! Results in a condition I call emotional whiplash, and it ain't good at all! But it sounds like you know what you're doing.

Porn Name: Ur, Tigger Rock? Sounds like something on kids Saturday Morning TV...

Urg, there's just too much to comment on, I'd be writing this all day! Between increased work,
football season starting and (the most important item ;-) having a new, fun, beautiful, sweet, sexy girlfriend, I just don't have much time for blogging! (Yes, I'm bragging!) But I try to keep up!

Since we have a number of de-blurkers interested in the KT, here's an update:
(I think Bismuth and Marie are the only new additions. Post your score again if I missed it.
I'll check back later today.)

The First Annual Las Vegas Dave Barry Blog Meet and Greet in Las Vegas, October 14-17th!
AKA Vegas Bloglit Invasion.
Location: Lee's at Boardwalk, Jeff's at Bally's
Confirmed: Lee (with buddy Brian,) mad scientist, Graz, Punky Brewster, Jeff and Jackie Meyerson
Mentioned, but unconfirmed: Polly, MeL, Alex, djtonyb, evil little pixie
Planned Activities:
Friday the 15th: the AARP function where Dave is speaking.

The How Kinky Are You test.

The Scores:
850 - Blogchik! (Smooookkiiinnnn! She must have done extra credit work. wink, wink, nudge nudge.)
700 - Maximum Score
650 - lizagain (The Current Kinky Leader!)
600 - djtonyb
*600 - theresa
595 - igwanna
590 - Joshkr
580 - slowlayne
570 - Graz
570 - BMX3
565 - St. Jude
560 - Punky (Actual yes and no's.)
560 - Steven
555 - lore
550 - Jeff P.
550 - Mr.Fisher
545 - Brian B.
505 - Punky (Apparently she wants to be less kinky than she is, see above!)
505 - Psychocat
>500 - LaguitoMojo
492! - judi (YES, that judi! And yes, I made up the number - She just admitted to the 400's)
490 - Pattie
490 - Lee (and dropping ;-) (Ok, I'm gaining now! Redheads! ;-)
483 - The Baron
483 - JuliaZ
470 - elfbrains
456 - surfbunny (+10 for excellent positions! She was sandwiched between Lee & eadn in the beginning.)
440 - Sara (Hall & Oats Or Fleetwood Mac? ;-)
418 - mad scientist
415 - slyeyes
405 - Leetie
398 - kay
395 - Mike Weasel
395 - Midget
393 - rita2398
385 - JT
380 - Polly
363 - grimreaper
348 - MeL
346 - eadn
343 - Susan (up from 280, due to the MOATs)
336 - Kanye!
333 - Jessica
330 - philintexas
325 - Peri
318 - Doug Brockmeier
310 - Vol
305 - mudstuffin
305 - brat
300 - Higgy
300 - kibby F5
285 - Jeff Meyerson
270 - LabSpecimen
265 - gfunksizzle
261 - evil little pixie (was 216, but jumped 5 places via the cybersex bonus!)
259 - alex (originally 234, but he’s been busy! ;-)
255 - Genevieve
240 - jamester (was 205, until he got the cybersex bonus!)
230 - telcontar
215 - barbiguinness
190 - Bismuth
115 - Marie in Barcelona
35 - jimARK
lowest claimed but unrevealed score - JCT, Bangladeshi_gurl (Bangi_G, Bangi_sizzles, etc)
0 - Lily (If this were true, the blog alone would give you a heart attack!)
REMOAT
The MOAT

[Mr.Fisher]

Oh and "A Mad Props" shout out to my Peep, Jigger Meade for his lastest harrowing adventure.

You know, Backflips aren't my specialty. So I'm goig back to ye olde trusty Cannonball.

*Giagantoid splash from perfect Cannonball*

See, I gots lots of important stuff to do today.

[Polly]

*Holds breath*

[Polly]

*Still holding*

*Turning purple*

[Mr.Fisher]

Did somebody fart?

[Polly]

*Passes out. Head lands in chocolate Jello Puddin' on the way down.*

[Polly]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it, Mr. Fisher.

*Wipes puddin' out of eyes.*

Sorry about the breathing, Peri.

[Mr.Fisher]

And for all our (not are) Moat care needs

We don't need no stinkin Imps!!

[Polly]

I'll move to SMOAT! Just let me grab bone collection and my coconut bra....

And my puddin'.

Bye MOATELLE!!!! Bye God forsaken monkeys! *Kicks monkey*

[Mr.Fisher]

Oops.
Twas the beans I do blame
Do NOT stand me near an open flame

That was not a Haiku.

*Hops in the Smoator Home and begins what will surely be a long strange trip.*

Hey, what's in this Orange juice in the fridge I wonder?

*Drinks mysterious OJ in Smoator home*

[wolfie]

Don't leave me here with all these monkeys...

*climbs up on top of smoater home and ties self down*

[slyeyes]

Hello? (..lo ..lo. ..lo)

Hmmmm, echos. Eerily quiet. Where's the Moatarita blender, the high dive, the swim-up bar?

*footsteps echo as she crosses the deck, peering into each room*

HELLO ..lo ..lo

*goes back and sees sign on door she missed earlier.

think we SMOAT this guy.

*turns off lights and hops onto link for the SMOAT*

[slyeyes]

*goes back to correct HTML tag*

SMOAT

[Zed]

Are you still here?

[eadn]

Zed, it appears the Moat has moved yetagain to the link posted by slyeyes above.

Punky, I'm glad you're doing better. Your situations scare the hell out of me for my own chancy bod!

[punky brewster]

Hey ... if anyone is still around, The Princess Bride is on Bravo tonight at 8PM EST.

Guess who plans to prop her almost healed body in front of the tube with a bottle of wine and cheetos?

Hasta Pinata.

[Graz]

One of these days I will have a chance to see that movie.

But it wasn't tonight.

[punky "sultry breeze" brewster]

*waves enthusiastically*

Hi Graz!!!!!!

Hey, has anyone here seen the movie Donnie Darko?

[kibby F5]

Hi Punky! Just found out about the LoveMOAT and pulling up anchor to go. Want a ride?

Connie Darko? Nope, what's it about?

*starts up MOATer*

[punky "sultry breeze" brewster]

Kibby ... where did the party move to?

[kibby F5]

Whoops, Donnie Darko!, SORRY.

*gathers jello slip & slide*

*wonders where Pliskin and Fluffy will go*

[kibby F5]

Punky, Love MOAT about 1/2 way down.

Most everyone's aboard.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hi guys, I'm back. I just got caught up on the 8th & 9th and I'm up to Christobol's first entry (?) on the 10th. Just wanted to drop in for a quick one before catching up. Welcome to QT & Wolfie! I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Arizona was, as advertised, HOT. I mean, 108 every day was a bit much for me. But it WAS dry heat, I must admit, and the Floridians visiting said it was more comfortable there than Florida in the 80s. (djt, slowlayne and all: glad Ivan missed you guys. Close one.) Of course you can't stay out in it for long, but my wife liked it because her hair didn't curl.

My father's 80th went well and for the most part people got on well. My newest niece, 11 month old Brooklyn, was just a doll. She has a great personality, smiles all the time at anyone -- even strangers -- and runs around like a drunken MOATie. More details later (maybe) but just wanted to say "hey" to all.

(And Joshkr, liked your wake-up prescription.)

[Higgy]

*comes screaming in, out of breath*

Finally caught up!

Wait - we've moved
BUGGER
*grabs Twister-Mat-Dispens-O-Matic from the wall and flees to the LoveMOAT*

[Jeff Meyerson]

Another day read through. And welcome rhealist!

Back after dinner.

Where is Punky? And how's she feeling? Punky?

[Mike Weasel]

Hello? Eep!

[QT]

YELOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

How is everybody feeling today? or night..

Its aussie chicky here.. nebody round?!

*Cracks a beer and sits on the couch*

[QT]

i dont think nebody is here why am i always missing yu guys!

[Dread Pirate Graz Kidd]

QT, look above you for the link to the new gathering spot.

[PeeringIntoTheLoveMoat]

For Christobol: please comment.

“The more you love, the more you can love—and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.”

[Mike Weasel]

Just so it's at the bottom: Love SMOAT (or whatever we're calling it - I put it on my favorites as MOAT IV)

[Smoodle]

Bangi - yeah, I hear you. I was away for Labor Day weekend. Since then it's been hopeless to catch up!

[BlogChik]

OK, just as I discover THIS MOAT, you're making a whole new one? How am I going to
-get caught up on the ReMOAT
-read through THIS MOAT
-and read the LoveMOAT?

Which one do I concentrate on? I don't have the 8 hours/day of blogtime I used to!

[Perfect Deception]

Yeah im a "Newbie" as Writters Cramp calls it and uhh I dont know what to say anyways I am bored! and uhhh thats all I got to say hummm ttyl Writters Cramp! LOL bye ya'll

[Alex D.]

Lipitor -- eat cholesterol and die.

You people just keep moving, huh? Will I ever catch up???

[Alex D.]

Hey, sicko, that wasn't funny.

[Alex D.]

Hello...and goodbye.

*pulls out spam-blasting cannon*

*fires cannon*

[Higgy]

Spam bastards....

Kill them all....

Especially that r@pe idjit....

Here endeth the Higgy-rant

[crash]

Hello spam, meet my...

BOOM STICK!!!!

[kibby F5]

bread crumbs * * * * *

[kibby F5]

to "The LOVE MOAT"....

[kibby F5]

Rotten spammer! CRAP!

[TCK]

...

[Kibby F5™]

Well, seem we were into Kinky Scores and P-rn Star names. Too bad the linkie-thingies have been stripped.

he he, I said "stripped"

*goes in search for P-rn Star name linkie-thingies*

[Leetie]

Wow... 2004! Look at all the moaties!
I see Elle on IM sometimes. I really should poke her.

[Kibby F5™]

You should leetie. At least to let her know we're still thinking of her. Yea, quite a few around then.

Still haven't had time to find the name linkie. Been looking at replacement water heaters....

[Kibby "Ron Kielbasa" F5™]

Ok, found IT!

[slyeyes]

Are we trippin'?

[Leetie]

Shhh! Only the cool kids are! ;)

[djtonyb]

*is glad to know he is a "cool kid""*

Unfortunately, in the great purging of the blog by people thought of as SP@M, all of my posts have been deleted from many of the old MOATs, along with a few others regulars in the original Peanut Gallery that was the first group of MOATies. Some of it makes no sense without the intermediate posts... Ahh, the good old days... Has it really been 5 years???

[slyeyes]

Hello again. DJ, I hope you don't think I'm following you or anything. 'Cause I'm not.

Truly.

Uh., Hang on, wait a minute, where are you going?

Wait for me!!!!

[Kibby "Ron Kielbasa" F5™]

*holds onto Sly's coat tails*

[Mad Scientist Weasel]

Umm Kibby the linky thing was not there on the other moat yesterday I swear!

I am so exhausted I can't sit up. I just dozed through most of a meeting. Argh!

[neophyte]

*drags in late*
*pushes in early*
And boy are my arms tired.
*rimshit*

[Kibby F5™]

Well! I hope everyone got a chance to see what we were up to 5 year ago! And to think of a few MOATies that have come by.

:-)

[Leetie]

*holds on to Kibby's Kielbasa*

[Mad Scientist Weasel]

I'm scared of what I was up to 5 years ago!!!

*sits alone in the moat having sexual fantasies of armadillos and Wayne Newton

Posted by: MadScientist | September 12, 2004 at 10:38 AM

That was shortly before I met Weasel (in person at least). Thank God he came along so I didn't have to think about Wayne Newton anymore!!!