SO LONG, DAVE

Let's just go right for the obvious.

Comments

[pojo]

Second!

[pojo]

Second!

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

ARRRGHHH!!! DAVE!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!

:-(

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

ARRRGHHH!!! DAVE!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!

:-(

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

See what she's making me do?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Didn't click on the link, but you have to love those two adorable chipmunks . . .

[Christobol]

Ha! I just booked them for the Hell's Angels Hotter 'N Hell Hog Rally in Phoenix, and I used Dave's credit card to do it. Now it's fun for EVERYONE.

And I don't think I broke any laws, since I just said I was "from the Dave Barry for President blog of immense inertia" and they replied "Do you want to just put this on the account Judi set up with his card?"

[slowlayne]

Judi's quest for hot naked young studs
Has given the gals some hot blood.
But to no one's surprise
Almost all of the guys
Would rather be dragged through the mud.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Lady campers musn't forget to take Mr. Woody along to the barbecue (check out the satisfied customers' comments)

[Stephanie]

Uh, yeah. Sort of really missing Dave already. And I'm a woman! Hopefully there will be some hilarious news items sprinkled between the ridiculously boy-crazy semi-naked men websites.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

(oh yeah and click on the small green back-grounded pic to see how it works)

[Peri]

Aaaaargh! I can't open it! But I can tell it's Chippendales.
*pouts*
I want to see the naked men too!

[echo]

Sigh....there go my stereotypes again. I thought us guys were the ones that obesssed about skin.

[Zed]

You know I just don't see the problem with naked men as long as they're standing behind (a mile or two is good for me) naked women!

[Zed]

Oh yeah - By the way - thanks Dave(nb...cd)!

My eyes are recuperating nicely. Amazing the healing properties she has.

Healing properties - that's a new one!

[jamester]

Maria Sharpova has the most beautiful smile...the rest of her is also quite attractive. Thanks, Dave (not etc)!

[slowlayne]

Dave (nb…cd)

I can't open those links at the office. Is that a picture of Martina Navratilova ?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Speaking of tennis, not sure what the big deal is . . .

[Higgy]

*sigh*
*clicks golf counter*

One....

I suppose I brought this on myself...

[D'Artagnan]

Dave (not Barry),

Your next assignment is to locate as many candid pictures of Mrs. Jose Lima as you possibly can. Obviously, the goal is to share them here on this Dave (Barry) blog.

Extra points for shots taken from the side (you may choose which side).

[Rayne]

Judi, Judi, Judi, you DO love me!

Let's party - and happy birthday!

[jason]

just sayin what's up judes. are you open to dinner with commenters?

[judi]

how *you* doin'? ;)

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

D'Artagnan.. who's Jose Lima?

slowlayne.. Anna Kournakova *sigh*

ten points if you make a limrick about her :-)

[Higgy]

Dave (nb..cd) - Jose Lima's wife was proudly standing by him while he was singing the National Anthem (he's a baseball player.) Her "ramparts" were definitely on the prominent side and the cause of many comments...

[slowlayne]

Dave (nB..cd)

This one's for you:

Anna Kournakova is a tennis playing kitten
And Martina M with that kitten was a-smitten
On the court she tried to score
But the score was love no more
Because Anna is one kitten* that Martina isn't gettin'

*Insert substitute feline noun if desired

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Lest we forget Madame Lima (move along old timers, nothing to see here . . . )

[Tetsu]

Bloody lousy connection...

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

slowlayne, you've finally outdone yourself! THAT ONE is sheer poetic genius. Enrique Isglesias (AK's squeeze) should pay you for the rights to it.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Dave nbcd, that reminded me of Spock doing his Lima mind meld

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Dave nbcd, that reminded me of Spock doing his Lima mind meld

[BigD]

I enjoy nice ramparts like the next guy, but that is waaay toooo much.

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

Mahatma.. looks like Spock's hands are DEFINITELY going where many men have gone before.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

(anyone notice how the guys slowly diverted the thread?)

[pogo]

Mahatma - I believe the face above which Spock is melding is actually Gene Roddenberry's wife, who played the nurse.

[Justin]

Can we get a petition to stop The Stealth Bloggerette from doing this? A new post should be fun for the whole family. Not just ladies and non-traditional men.

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

So Pogo, you're saying that SPOCK had a tendency to dip into the genepool?

Who woulda thunk it..

[Higgy]

pogo - doesn't she also play Deanna Troi's mother in ST-TNG? AND - she's the voice of the computer on ST-TNG? That's if she IS the nurse from the original...

*brushes dust off of Star Trek insignia on shirt and puts on Spock-ears*

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

(Justin, c'mon! Just don't click on them and wait 'till the diversion starts . . . )

[Deontologist]

Justin, a bit of advice:

Yield to Punky & Judi.

Ever notice the nice gender mix on this blog?

Ever wonder why?

Small price to pay, don't you think?

[slowlayne]

I KNEW Higgy was an alien!

[pogo]

Higgy - I have a vague memory that Roddenberry's wife played Uhuru's part in the pilot, and then later was Bone's nurse, which was an occasional part. I can't speak to the other roles.

Don't write any of this down unless you find further verification however.

[Tetsu]

pogo: In the first pilot she played the captian's second-in-command, identified mainly as 'Number One'. The Execs didn't like a woman in that role, though, so she was demoted.

[Pilsenerman]

Direct quote:

Majel and Gene had been lovers for years when he decided it was time to... (show more)

(Must...clear...mind...of...image...of...nude Gene Roddenberry...GAAAKKK!)

[pogo]

Boy, did this thread digress!

[slyeyes]

OK, I'm a newby. What does "OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G" mean? I think I get the beginning of it, "Or If You Do".....and then I'm lost. Thanks much.

[entertainment news]

Well at least there wasn't a flash presentation that gave me a strip dance.

[iolite]

I am obviously far too much of a trekkie. Need to lay off the space channel for a bit. I knew Majel's roles on all of the Trek's without even looking.

Thankfully, I haven't reached the convention attending stage. Phew!

[slyeyes]

djtonyb, yes, I know the rock band acronym. Thanks for the help with the other one.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Mahatma had the original Mrs. Lima picture, though I did enjoy the faked versions too.

Good idea, djt: FAQ, or at least a glossary.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Judi!

[gilwalker]

i wanted you to know i opened this at work and i was fired. thanks.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Here's a fetching young lady who's into the manly sci-fi afficiandos . . .

[Jeff Meyerson]

Valerie looks pretty cute to me. Go for it, Joshkr!

[jamester]

Welcome back, MKJ - you were missed.

[pogo]

iolite - the acid test is whether or not you speak Klingon. The next level is listing it on resume`s.

[looney girl]

Also a good test- if you have ever played the Star Trek version of D&D (yes I was a geek in college- what's your point?)

[igwanna]

This is me waaaaay2LTTG, but

Punky, think it will work?

[MadScientist]

like you would turn her down even if she was (scamming) :P

[D'Artagnan]

Well, it looks like I did my part to help derail this thread straight to hell.

To judi, I have one thing to say: 1. I'm sorry (except that maybe I'm not), and b. Feliz Cumpleaños!

Bring out the naked man piñata!

[mike]

Seventy-eighth!

[Doug Brockmeier]

I KNEW it.

[Polly]

Dear Judi,

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

You're friend,
Polly

[punky brewster]

igwanna ...

It would take a miracle.

[Christobol]

So...for $3 how many pen pal correspondenceseses do you get? I bet this is like "9 and 1/2 Weeks" where that kid gets Mickey Rourke to pay him $20 to fart the theme to Jaws and then just farts the one note, and it's not even the right one.

I hope I'm wrong, joshkr, but I bet she just farts you the one note.

[Layla]

Wait a minute. It's Judi's birthday?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUDI!! I vote for a "'Decorate' Dave's Office" way of celebrating -- followed and preceded by some sort of froofy alcoholic beverages.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Yeah, then pogo, were you there?

Layla, how about a Dave Barry pinata for Judi?

[Christobol]

Best of luck, joshkr. And, as far as human experimentation goes, you are getting off pretty cheap (and as grammy always said, getting off is nice, but getting off pretty cheap is nicer).

[Christobol]

Yeah, it was one of her more coherent sayings. Better than "You may think you're the cat's meow, but I just burped up some lasagna."

Which was another favorite of hers that she would drop into all sorts of conversation, often when strangers complimented her hat or something.

[Christobol]

It made growing up such a challenge, you know? I'd want to flirt with a cute girl in 7th grade (or oh alright senior year) and I'd say "Dayam Girl! You're like a lasagna rerun!" (you know, trying to update grammy's props)

They never responded quite the way I intended.

[valerie noelle]

Joshkr is so satisfied...not sure if he'll be at work in the morning...

[Christobol]

What's a diarama? Ow! I bent my wookie!

(oddball simpsons ref that I just found buzzing around the room)

Well, I must say she is prompt!

[judi]

thanks everyone :) it was fun, and now to bed.... sorry about the lack of postings today. do better tomorrow....

[Kat o' Nine Tales]

Hey! When's Talk Like a Pirate Day again? This blog needs more naked pirates.

[Graz]

September 19th

[Polly]

I know it's a day late and all, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLOWLAYNE AND JUDI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday I was out doing real life stuff for once and didn't manage to pay the blog its proper attention.

Party by the pool, kids. Mimosas all around! My treat!

*Polly uses her lightening fast reflexes to extract trusty screwdriver from her utility belt bikini. She deftly uses it to uncork a bottle of champagne.*

[punky brewster]

christobol ... will you marry me? I think you're already married ... so we may need to move to Utah. I wanna play in your gene pool ... it just seems so damn fun.

[Christobol]

Joshkr, if Val is genuine and smart and sweet (which I am not doubting) that's an example of someone being not quite what they seem, isn't it? I mean, that's not the sort of thing you generally get on ebay for $3 (frikken super-macho-man-meat pills, oh wait, did I type that out loud?). I'm glad she's nice and didn't fart you just the one note, but then again, it's less funny for the rest of us that way, so thanks.

Punky - I am already married (ooh and happily) but I am not sure I've ever co-mingled my magical mystery flame in a double tattoo ceremony, so let's head to California!

[asane]

I hate these naked links if only because it's one less thing I can click on in my absolute boredom at work.

[Sherlock Holmes]

someone/something is taking over the blog archives. i just happened to click on September 2003 and all the comments are these wacky links to porn sites. maybe im just slow in noticing things.

[Sherlock Holmes]

someone/something is taking over the blog archives. i just happened to click on September 2003 and all the comments are these wacky links to porn sites. maybe im just slow in noticing things.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Probably would have been better worded this way:

Those Terrorist Bastards
Now they're using this blog's archives

[Sherlock Holmes]

Probably would have been better worded this way:

Those Terrorist Bastards
Now they're using this blog's archives

[Tetsu]

Sherlock: I've traced it as far as May 10th '04, the 'Britney' post. After that the spam seems to stop.

Won't SOMEBODY think of the BLOGLITS??

[slowlayne]

Be careful not to get trampled in the mad dash to the September archives!

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

Did Judi sleep in today with the boss being out of town and all? Or did she hook up with a Chippendale last night and if so, which one? Chip or Dale?

[elfbrains]

Glad to see nothing but the names have changed.

Happy Birthday, Judi!

[Deontologist]

Christobol,

If you are clever enough to be TFMP (the future mister punky), then you really ought to spend more time at Moat-fest.

The titans recognize their own (and I think you are hilarious too).

[MOTW]

thanks everyone :) it was fun, and now to bed.... sorry about the lack of postings today. do better tomorrow....

Posted by: judi on August 10, 2004 01:14 AM

judi - did you mean "tomorrow" as in August 11th, or as in whenever you woke up from going to bed at 1:14 in the morning, which is hopefully sometime on August 10th?

[MOTW]

thanks everyone :) it was fun, and now to bed.... sorry about the lack of postings today. do better tomorrow....

Posted by: judi on August 10, 2004 01:14 AM

judi - did you mean "tomorrow" as in August 11th, or as in whenever you woke up from going to bed at 1:14 in the morning, which is hopefully sometime on August 10th?

[slowlayne]

I think it was Chip AND Dale.

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

slowlayne- of course that begs for a limrick that involves Judi, Chip AND Dale..

*waits anxiously*

[Mr.Fisher]

.....And Neal and Bob

[slowlayne]

Where's Judi? She's abandoned ship
She may be off with Dale or Chip
It may be Neal or even Bob
We know that she's not on the job
Either way she's having fun. Now Judi put away that whip!

[Zed]

slowlayne

BRAVO!!!!

[queensbee]

bwaaaahhaaa. i declare slowlayne the poet laureate of this blog.

[Zed]

I've gotta try one...

slowlayne is busy having fun
writing limericks for everyone
while Dave is away at play
tired Judi sleeps her day away
New blogs we are left with none

[slowlayne]

"I'll try a rhyme" said our friend Zed
He wrote one about Judi's bed
His goose is cooked
Cause now he's hooked
Limericks will stick in poor Zed's head

[jamester]

I'm afraid Judi's fallen and can't get up.

[Dave (not Barry.. calm down)]

Gawd, I hope not!

Just kidding, Zed.. that was excellent! But Queensbee is right about slowlayne. So don't quit your day job.

[jamester]

Poet laureates, we've had a few
And now old Zed's jumped in here too
The next line's trite
-but still it's true-
Judi's left us in a stew!