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August 06, 2004

IT'S NOT JUST IN TASMANIA

What is it with people gluing things?

(Thanks to tavesawyer)

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Whew, it's just their HANDS that are glued. I was thinking this could have been much, much worse.

"powerful solvent" -


"So, Doc, you're sure this'll get the glue off?"
"Who said anything about removing the glue?"

I'm stuck on this story. It fascinates me.

must be interesting to work with these handcuffs...

I'm stuck on you
I'm stuck on you
I'm stuck on you
Stuck on you
I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
Guess I'm on my way
Needed a friend
And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
Guess I'm on my way
i might be glad to stay

(I'm stuck on you)
I'm stuck on you
I'm stuck on you

Stuck on you
Been a fool too long I guess it's time for me to come on home
Guess I'm on my way (hey baby)
So hard to see
That a woman like you could wait around for a man like me
Guess I'm on my way
I'm might be glad to stay

Chorus
Oh girl, I'm stuck on you
And I can't stop loving you (stuck on you)
I've been a fool for way too long
Stuck on you
Oh girl, I'm stuck on you
And I can't stop loving you (stuck on you)
I've been a fool for way too long

Oh, I'm leaving on that midnight train tomorrow
And I know just where I'm going
I've packed up my troubles and I've thrown them all away
'Cause this time little darling
I'm coming home to stay (ooh)

I'm stuck on you
I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
Guess I'm on my way
I needed a friend
And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
Guess I'm on my way
i might be glad to stay

Chorus
Oh girl, I'm stuck on you
And I can't stop loving you (stuck on you)
I've been a fool for way too long
Stuck on you
Oh girl, I'm stuck on you
And I can't stop loving you (stuck on you)
I've been a fool for way too long

Stuck on you

Oh girl, I'm stuck on you
And I can't stop loving you (stuck on you)
I've been a fool for way too long
Stuck on you
Oh girl, I'm stuck on you
And I can't stop loving you (stuck on you)
I've been a fool for way too long

Guess I'm on my way

I'm mighty glad you stayed

Oh, Mr. Fisher.... Ouch

*Polly and the boys from the fire department are taking a break from the teat glue incident to partake of Slowlayne's parfait brownies.*

Let no man put asunder what Krazy Glue hath joined together.

The family that drinks beers together adheres together.

The man has a separate judicial case pending in Spain and authorities want it resolved before any handover to Germany.

Har har!

I'm glad to see a modern couple sticking together, through thick and thin; prostitution and extradition. They are the glue that holds the foundation of socie... yeah, I'll stop now.

I would never stick myself to my friend Sally.

What if she wants to do number 2?

Germany is looking for this guy,
But by now, the glue is dry,
The man and his moll
are havin a ball,
Cause the doctors have nothing to try!

(With all sincerest apologies)

How is it that in America we can't board an airplane without an audience participation full body probe and elsewhere you get to have your girlfriend bring krazy glue into prison for unsupervised chicanery?

Unsupervised Chicanery wbagnfarb

Oh, Mike, you beat me to the handover thing. That's what struck me as the funniest thing too.

I can understand why this woman wants to hang onto her man. He smuggles Eastern European women over to use for prostitution. He's an enterpreneur! A self-made man! He's a f***ing a**h**le, is what he is and she should have poured the can of car glue down the front of his pants.

BigLouie - I see your limerick and raise you pun.

Prisoners that faced extradition
Are now in a peculiar condition
"Lube!" they both tho't
But it was glue they got
Now they're stuck in a conjugal position.

Exactly, Peri!!!

Sorry Polly, did I stick you?

and without even asking, how inconsiderate of me.

I agree with Peri.

I see it as the guy taking women from 3rd world countrys and giving them jobs in western countrys.

He's a philanthropist.

I nominate him for a Nobel prize...

Good point, Christobol.

"The pair were taken to hospital, where doctors were considering whether to operate or use a powerful solvent to separate the man's left hand from the woman's right."

Or Option 3: amputation

Nothing a little hydrochloric acid couldn't take care of in a jiffy.

Yep, my girl and me, we're inseparable!

People gluing things would make a good name for a band.

I think that the doctors shouldn't worry about this sticky situation. These two geniuses got themselves into quite a predicament let them get themselves out! Lock 'em up and extradite them together! She has to have committed some kind of crime by adhering herself to a suspect. Can you think of a better punishment for either of them?

This reminds me of a book that Issac Asimov authored. I don't remember the title, but when I saw it in the store, as an avid sci fi geek, I had to peek inside. I found the following to my shocked and youthful eyes (I was 12 when I saw this)
There once was a couple named Kelly,
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly.
Because in their haste, they used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.

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