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August 27, 2004

EMPLOYMENT NEWS

Billions of women flock to LA to work in the film industry.

(Thanks to Polly)

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second? this game is silly.

I knew Will Smith had skinny legs, but really now, that's just ridiculous.

By the way, I'm participating in a Walk for the Cure for Diabetes next month...my neice was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes at 18 months old. I am asking for donations to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. (I would link this, but I don't know how)

Visit www.jdrf.org , then click the walk for the cure icon at the top of the page. There is a window that lets you search for a walker to support....type in "Amanda Ray" in Ohio. Any donations you make would be a big help and are tax deductible.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Tipiyokti. Thank you.

Hmmmm. Polly sent this in. Somehow not surprised.

Just sayin.

The thought of UNtaping makes me cringe...

they had to tape it down with gaffer tape?

you know you're a *big* star when you don't even tape your own penis down.

talk about combat pay for your key grip!

Elle - Isn't your boyfriend a Will Smith fan?

I'm betting Will himself started this rumor...

because it would draw attention away from the plot

Har har har...

I'm just wondering, wouldn't fans notice this? Why would they do this scene to begin with anyway? Originally were they not going to tape it down???

I mentioned this story weeks ago, but leave it to Polly to find the link. You sly fox, you!

BTW, great lines Christobol and Slowlayne.

'Meanwhile, Will believes he has the potential to become President of the United States.'

D'Art: maybe by 'the potential' he means "I've got a big dick and I'm not afraid to use it."

Now THIS is story all about how
I'm so big I had to be taped down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got the gaffer to work on my pair

In West Philadelfia born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and knowing I had the biggest unit in school
when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and then my mom thought
your unbelievable member is distracting from the plot!

I whistled for a grip and when he came near his necklace said "Fresh" and his body said "queer"
if anything I could say that this grip was bare
but I thought now forget it, cuz what do I care?

I went on with my scene with 'bout seven or eight
hot steamy women wearing roller-skates
looked at my member it was starting to sting
and that's why I ended up a prince not a king

You know what they say about black men ...

Our dicks are really, really .... black.

Whoop Whoop

Unless this was a porno-film, why would they even being looking in that region? was there a kneeing scene I'm not aware of?? (sorry guys)

You know, it can be *too* big.

Or so I've heard.

"The Hollywood star's spokesman added: "It was more about privacy for Will, not the size - it was in some kind of glove or sleeve."

Glove or a sleeve!!???? Where the hell does this farker shop? Did they get it at a "Big and Tall" mens store?

Will: Excuse me miss, I'm looking for cocksleeve in XXL.

Clerk: I'm sorry sir, we've sold out due to the Chippendales convention in town. But we do have some lovely dick-gloves over in the accesories dept.

Oh Yeah???? Well my privates are so big I have to hold them down with a rivet gun and a soldering iron. Has any body seen my baling wire-- or the stapler?????

Can he throw it over his shoulder, like a Continental soldier?

Obligatory Blazing Saddles quote:
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Duct tape?!

Other Obligatory Blazing Saddles quote:
Railroad Worker: "They said you was hung"
Sheriff: " And they was right!"

You have to admire Will Smiths publicist. I mean, getting a news story about Will Smiths Johnson. Of course it runs in the Smith Family.

Not being funni but why the hell do you people spend you time thinkin of things to say about Will Smith's penis. Its really pathetic. Isnt it the quality of the movie that counts not his penis...
Much love x

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