ATTENTION, TEAT-GLUERS
You are not wanted in Tasmania.
(Thanks to James McCall)
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August 05, 2004
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GNFARB?
Posted by: Drew | August 05, 2004 at 03:30 PM
I can't wait for the next big reality show craze-'The Swan for Livestock'. Because low self-esteem is a growing problem among young cattle...
Posted by: rhealist | August 05, 2004 at 03:40 PM
This story is so interesting...It has me glued to my teat...
Posted by: Sean | August 05, 2004 at 03:40 PM
extreme makeover - bovine version. silly, silly, silly.....
Posted by: queensbee | August 05, 2004 at 04:08 PM
Damn.
Posted by: MonsterMagnet | August 05, 2004 at 04:21 PM
Tasmanians, those little devils!
Posted by: BMX3 | August 05, 2004 at 04:27 PM
No mention of udder enlargement. I think I will stick to lowering my truck, thank you.
Posted by: Brad | August 05, 2004 at 04:48 PM
Cosmetic enhancement will smother
Bovine competition down under
When teats they are sealing
It’s most unappealing
Contestants one after the udder
Posted by: slowlayne | August 05, 2004 at 05:05 PM
can't say i'm suprised. what about you dave? i'll answer that. no, you're not either.
Posted by: jason | August 05, 2004 at 06:14 PM
If the cows are willing to have their teats glued to win, who is to say it's wrong?
Anyways the point is moo
t.
BALCO devoloped ways to disguise this years ago. Tell me, could YOU tell McGuire's teats were sealed? Bonds'?
Didn't think so.
Posted by: Christobol | August 05, 2004 at 07:10 PM
So my prom date is going to be ugly next year. Well, that was money well spent. Also, check out www.heightenedthoughts.blogspot.com, for stuff less funny than what Mr. Barry offers.
Posted by: MPH | August 05, 2004 at 09:11 PM
You think we Aussies go to extreme lengths to make our cattle more appealing? Wait til you see what New Zealanders do to their sheep. Lipstick on ewes ... it's baa-baric!
Posted by: Skubr | August 05, 2004 at 11:16 PM
Aww, Rats! What am I gonna do with all this teat glue now?
Posted by: lloydz | August 06, 2004 at 12:30 AM
Convict #1 - "what are you in for?"
Convict #2 - "Murder - what about you?"
Convict #1 - "Teat gluing and stomach pumping"
Convict "2 - "WARDEN - GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
Posted by: Higgy | August 06, 2004 at 04:22 AM
Take it from me...teat gluing is NO FUN.
Posted by: Polly | August 06, 2004 at 04:47 AM
OMG...too funny!
Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB | August 06, 2004 at 05:12 AM
Dave, you wrote about cow modifiers and the brave men who catch them a long time ago. Didn't you actually go and interview one?
Posted by: Peri | August 06, 2004 at 05:37 AM
Someone please take the teat-glue from Polly.
Posted by: qetzal | August 06, 2004 at 05:37 AM
ut oh. hand stuck
this is not good
somebody call the fire department
Posted by: Polly | August 06, 2004 at 05:41 AM
You know, the Tazmanians have only themselves to blame. If they want to judge the cows "as nature made them" then WHY is there a teat-tassle dance off to determine the champion?
Posted by: Christobol | August 06, 2004 at 05:43 AM
Those sly devils down in Tasmania
Made cow contests now even zany-ah
Tassles on teats?
G'day! What's the next treat?
Cow panties? Or some other mania?
Posted by: slowlayne | August 06, 2004 at 05:58 AM
And how is this different from the gal who used duct tape to enhance her cleavage?
Posted by: pogo | August 06, 2004 at 05:59 AM
WOW, they get to breed them down there?
Posted by: Ken | August 06, 2004 at 06:21 AM
I love sniffing teat-glue.........*inhale*
ahhhh, the smell of teat glue.
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 06, 2004 at 06:26 AM
MOOOOOOO
We will have our revenge for cow tipping and teat gluing!!!
Besides everyone knows that happy cows come from California. The TV says so.
Posted by: MadCow | August 06, 2004 at 10:21 AM