VACATION UPDATE

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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[Drew]

Real nice....rub it in....

[Anagramically Challenged]

Go ahead, Dave. Rub it in...

(first)

[Anagramically Challenged]

Ok, second...

[queensbee]

nice to hear from ya dave. [but i am sticking my tongue out at you]....

[Graz]

I'm on vacation also, Dave.

Still have a week left out of 2.

Great, isn't it?

[Chaz Stevens]

Dave;

Are you vacationing at the Dentists?

Chaz

[Christobol]

I'm glad you finally got a day off, Dave.

Still, I think there are laws in place that you should have been able to go to the bathroom at work.

What kind of sweatshop is the Herald running, anywho?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

(Grr rabba dabba creeba sham . . .)

[MOTW]

elle - if it was a scream, I think the h's would have been CAPS, as in "AHHHHHH!" or possible "ARGH!"

Dave's just chillin'.

[Bangi_G]

pthoouie

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave,

My wife's retired. She's on permanent vacation.

So there.

(Not that what you do is what most of us would call "work" per se. Dave, what DO you do exactly? I mean, are your trips to South Dakota and Idaho for what the CIA types call "wet work"?)

[GDogg]

Dave's Vacation Update is very similar to my last Men's Room Update.

[Blogchik]

I agree with you there, elle. Kind of reminds me of Tron Man. Remember Tron Man?

Men should not be wearing underwear as outerwear. It's a bad look.

[Higgy]

pthlllllllbttt
*has thumbs in ears, waggling fingers, sticking tongue out and making the above sound*

Crapweasel - some of us are at "work"

[Tetsu]

Thanks a lot Dave, running off while the rest of us are still working, and even rubbing it in our faces DURING work!

...or at least as much work as reading this blog is:

Spouse: "Hey hun, you look tired. Tough day at work?"

Us: "I'll say. Can you believe judi posted TWENTY SEVEN pictures of naked men while Dave's away?"

[juju]

Idaho has Barry
like ice-cream has cherry
but to us he's gone
our world is forlorn
like an evening with John Kerry.

His ahhhh read backwards
is "haaa" as he mocks us
While grinning like John Edwards

[Tetsu]

It goes without saying that 27 pictures of naked men constitute a tough day at work.

[solver of things]

Anagramically Challenged can be rearranged to spell : "YELL HILL GANG!! CREAM CANADA!!"

[BMX3]

What, no postcard!!!!!!

[surfbunny]

Dave,

When you get to Boston, you can park at my house, which at 23 miles outside the city, is going to be the closest you can park.

[chucke]

DNC=Do Not Commute

Some of us are 'at' work.

[Harvie Schreiber]

I don't mind Dave's vacation gloating as long as he intersperses his bouts of gloatation with shopping sprees for nice presents for the rest of us.

Note: Did I just invent the word "gloatation" and will there soon be a market for gloatation devices?

:) Harvie (who doesn't work on Mondays or Fridays)

[rita]

I'm off work all summer. Except when I choose to sub so I can have some money.

[SHAQ]

Hey Dave. I'm Moving to Miami. Give me a call. Me, you and Pat can do lunch. They do, "do lunch" in Miami. Right?

[Doug Brockmeier]

Shaq, I'm sorry, but not even seven-foot-tall black men may defy the scientific law that says "there's no moving from the city you live in to the city you live in, the exception of course being Kenny Olley."

[SHAQ]

Scientific laws don't effect me. You should know that by now.

[Barbi (with an "i") Guinness]

I think that was lovely, juju.

[D'Artagnan]

Shaq, they may not effect you, but do they affect you, by any chance?

[punky brewster]

*opens a bottle of Corona ... digs freshly manicured toes into white sand ... listens to the sound of crashing waves as every worry slips away from her mind*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Man, nothing beats Idaho.

*fantasy screeches to a halt*

Umm ... Idaho??

[Graz]

But think of the vodka that could be made with all them taters, Punky.

Just tryin' to help.

[Alex]

You can make vodka from taters?

Damn, and all this time I thought I'd have to go sober once college ended this past spring.

Instructions, maybe?

[Graz]

Alex, potatoes are the old school way of making vodka. Here is something that may help though.

[punky brewster]

Graz ... always being helpful. That's why we love ya, babe.

*still shaking head*

Idaho??

[Graz]

Maybe you had River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves in your fantasy about Idaho, Punky ;-{)

[Graz]

Well, maybe that wasn't the best type of Idaho, but.....I try to please.........

[punky brewster]

You mean in my very own private Idaho???

Well then ... that vacation is starting to look a little better ...

hey! Wait a minute ... one of them is no longer among the living and if memory serves me correctly, I think they fancied each other more than females in that flick, no?

Screw it ... I'm stickin' with Aruba.

[Graz]

Well, I'm sure that you could convince them otherwise, Punky.....but that was about the extent of Idaho movies that I could think of.........sorry:P

[Kauai]

You in Ketchum Dave?

[bbescuela]

I prefer to think that Dave is in ketchUP.

[Guin]

They have Wi-Fi in Idaho? Who knew! Go back to playing with the deer and the antelope and the potatoes, Dave.

[Sarah]

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

[Lmd33]

You'll miss us . . . just wait . . . .

[Uems]

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