THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using killer phone numbers.
(Thanks to Ryan Adamson)
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July 21, 2004
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FIRST
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Bangi_G | July 21, 2004 at 10:27 AM
DEAR NIGERIAN SCAMMERS:
My phone number (and email too!) causes instant death.
-- Tetsu
Posted by: Tetsu | July 21, 2004 at 10:28 AM
that'll fix em for all those bank scams.
Posted by: queensbee | July 21, 2004 at 10:29 AM
no organs lost...and that too,despite the interest!
how extraordinary
Posted by: Bangi_G | July 21, 2004 at 10:30 AM
and I thought it was
867 5309
Posted by: Tombo | July 21, 2004 at 10:31 AM
SECRET MSG TO LEETIE:
ur a genius
Luv,
Bangi
Posted by: Bangi_G | July 21, 2004 at 10:36 AM
Bangi,
The eagle soars... expect another communication soon.
Leetie
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2004 at 11:01 AM
A country full of people ignorant enough to be frightened of killer telephone numbers and organ-disappearing handshakes and yet their bank schemes bilk hundreds of presumably civilized Westerners every year. Scary, huh.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | July 21, 2004 at 11:19 AM
Dear Scammer/Spammers Worldwide,
What Tetsu said, only for me too!
Thank you, and you too, Tetsu
Posted by: waxwing | July 21, 2004 at 11:21 AM
"She turned me into a newt!"
Posted by: jamester | July 21, 2004 at 11:22 AM
And if you hold the cell phone to your ear for too long (having answered a call from a 'non-killer number'), then in time your sexual organs end up falling off anyway.
Seriously. That's what they say in the West.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | July 21, 2004 at 11:30 AM
jamester - did you get better?
Posted by: Higgy | July 21, 2004 at 11:37 AM
"... no-one was found to have lost their organs...."
Nothing really wrong with that sentence. It just reads funny.
Posted by: golfwidow | July 21, 2004 at 12:21 PM
Yeah, echo, sounded awfully like THE RING to me too. Are we sure it's not just a ripped off Nigerian version.
By the way, I got a fabulous urgent offer from a Nigerian spammer/scammer last week. I wish I knew to tell him his dick would disappear. Rats.
And The Disappearing Organs wbagnfarb, at least in Nigeria.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 21, 2004 at 12:30 PM
* (After looking at himself for some time) *
I got better.
ALL Burn her anyway!
Posted by: MOTW | July 21, 2004 at 01:10 PM
I have a few co-workers that I would not mind forwarding their numbers to Nigeria. Any e-mail contacts over there?
Posted by: BigDan | July 21, 2004 at 01:12 PM
So how many organs are there in Nigeria anyway? I thought African music was mostly wooden flutes and bongo drums.
Posted by: Lily | July 21, 2004 at 01:25 PM
Nigerians are just plain stupid. There's this site called 419 eater that scams these people back.
Posted by: Alex | July 21, 2004 at 02:05 PM
Higgy - yes. But now I no longer float like a duck.
Posted by: jamester | July 21, 2004 at 05:25 PM
Thanks, Moe. I think Bayo gave me the same offer but not having Mr. Mullet's prespicacity I passed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2004 at 05:56 AM
One ringy dingy, snort, snort, snort.
Is this the party to whom I am speaking?
Posted by: jilly willy | July 22, 2004 at 07:05 AM
"no-one is reported to have died from answering the phone"
Thanks for clearing that up. I was worried.
Posted by: LabSpecimen | July 22, 2004 at 07:43 AM
"Despite the massive public interest, no-one was found to have lost their organs"
That's never happened to me either, although I DID misplace a piano once.
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | July 22, 2004 at 07:52 AM
Sure, no problemo. Personally, I hate when I lose my organs. Then I have to spend hours trying to remember where I left them until it hits me: Oh yeah, Nigeria.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2004 at 08:51 AM
Jeff, fer a min thr, i thought u said the organ hits u...
*note to self...must sleep*
Posted by: Bangi_G | July 22, 2004 at 08:53 AM
I have a real problem with the loss of all of the Nigerians...especially the nice ones that send me all of those sad, yet wonderful letters. If it was not for these folks, I would never have know about all of my relatives that I did not know I had. Please... Ban all death causing cell phone numbers... I need to know how far my family reaches... and how I will battle Gates for the 'richest man in the world' title.
Posted by: outside observer | July 22, 2004 at 09:36 AM
Hey...it seems our friend Peter Pan was used as a pic for "Brad Fairyman" here!
Dave, you picked this Peter Pan story up a long time ago. Good job!
Posted by: Alex | July 22, 2004 at 09:59 PM
that's not true, i've died many times after picking up the phone.
"Hello is Mr. (egregiously mispronounces my last name), available."
(obviously a telemarketer)
"WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? THAT WAS MY BROTHER!! He died a few days ago"
see.....
Posted by: paul | July 23, 2004 at 03:29 AM
If they *don't* lose their organs, do they lose any other instruments?
:)
Posted by: sct72 | July 23, 2004 at 10:46 AM