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July 21, 2004

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using killer phone numbers.

(Thanks to Ryan Adamson)

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FIRST
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DEAR NIGERIAN SCAMMERS:

My phone number (and email too!) causes instant death.
-- Tetsu

that'll fix em for all those bank scams.

no organs lost...and that too,despite the interest!
how extraordinary

and I thought it was
867 5309

SECRET MSG TO LEETIE:
ur a genius
Luv,
Bangi

Bangi,

The eagle soars... expect another communication soon.

Leetie

A country full of people ignorant enough to be frightened of killer telephone numbers and organ-disappearing handshakes and yet their bank schemes bilk hundreds of presumably civilized Westerners every year. Scary, huh.

Dear Scammer/Spammers Worldwide,

What Tetsu said, only for me too!

Thank you, and you too, Tetsu

"She turned me into a newt!"

And if you hold the cell phone to your ear for too long (having answered a call from a 'non-killer number'), then in time your sexual organs end up falling off anyway.

Seriously. That's what they say in the West.

jamester - did you get better?

"... no-one was found to have lost their organs...."

Nothing really wrong with that sentence. It just reads funny.

Yeah, echo, sounded awfully like THE RING to me too. Are we sure it's not just a ripped off Nigerian version.

By the way, I got a fabulous urgent offer from a Nigerian spammer/scammer last week. I wish I knew to tell him his dick would disappear. Rats.

And The Disappearing Organs wbagnfarb, at least in Nigeria.

* (After looking at himself for some time) *
I got better.

ALL Burn her anyway!

I have a few co-workers that I would not mind forwarding their numbers to Nigeria. Any e-mail contacts over there?

So how many organs are there in Nigeria anyway? I thought African music was mostly wooden flutes and bongo drums.

Nigerians are just plain stupid. There's this site called 419 eater that scams these people back.

Higgy - yes. But now I no longer float like a duck.

Thanks, Moe. I think Bayo gave me the same offer but not having Mr. Mullet's prespicacity I passed.

One ringy dingy, snort, snort, snort.

Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

"no-one is reported to have died from answering the phone"

Thanks for clearing that up. I was worried.

"Despite the massive public interest, no-one was found to have lost their organs"

That's never happened to me either, although I DID misplace a piano once.

Sure, no problemo. Personally, I hate when I lose my organs. Then I have to spend hours trying to remember where I left them until it hits me: Oh yeah, Nigeria.

Jeff, fer a min thr, i thought u said the organ hits u...
*note to self...must sleep*

I have a real problem with the loss of all of the Nigerians...especially the nice ones that send me all of those sad, yet wonderful letters. If it was not for these folks, I would never have know about all of my relatives that I did not know I had. Please... Ban all death causing cell phone numbers... I need to know how far my family reaches... and how I will battle Gates for the 'richest man in the world' title.

Hey...it seems our friend Peter Pan was used as a pic for "Brad Fairyman" here!

Dave, you picked this Peter Pan story up a long time ago. Good job!

that's not true, i've died many times after picking up the phone.

"Hello is Mr. (egregiously mispronounces my last name), available."
(obviously a telemarketer)

"WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? THAT WAS MY BROTHER!! He died a few days ago"

see.....

If they *don't* lose their organs, do they lose any other instruments?

:)

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