SURGING THROBBING (AND MEATY) CAMPAIGN UPDATE
Mr. Candidate --
Just so you don't think we're slacking here at your campaign Field Office --and in keeping with the theme of your Convention update today -- following is a picture of wrestler Mick Foley endorsing you. We're on the cleavage as well. See picture of Erin "It's time we demanded less" Brockovich, doing same. Seems to me that it is also a good time to remind the American people that Ben "I'm everywhere" Affleck was here first.
The Field Coordinator
(NOTE: Thanks to Ted, who is solely responsible for all endorsement photos, not to mention insane, for the reminder about Ben [see below]. In sending these photos, he added, "I would have tried to get a pic of Kerry somewhere along the way but I was afraid of his wife.")