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July 16, 2004

SUPPORT THE ARTS

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(Thanks to Garrett Wheeler)

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I'd like to see the "Suggested Donation" chart they come up with for this.

"help keep the overheads down"

Lemme guess: All the toliets are on the second floor?

The Science Museum has awarded their restaurant franchise to Taco Bell.

I guess we can't call it "waste" anymore. Let's call it, um, "throughput."

Insert obscure Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome reference here.

take your overalls down to keep the overhead down

The snack bar sells only prunes.

Oh, excuse me, DRIED PLUMS.

Somehow, prunes is a much funnier word.

EEEEEwwwwwwww!!!!!!

And who would collect this stuff? What would that Classified Ad look like?

let me echo: EWWWWWW. just when you think you've seen the stupidest thing, well, then you get this. gives new meaning to art being s**t.

I nearly spit out my honey roasted peanuts when i saw that.

Who knew flora could be so useful? This could be the solution to our energy crisis... if it weren't so disgusting and socially unacceptable.

Holy shit!

'scuse me sir, care to help support the arts?

Sorry, I really don't give a shit.

You know, if this catches on, you might be able to sell your waste.

And constipation could lead to an energy crisis.

President Carter today asked all Americans to set their thermostats at don't bother and announced his new middle east policy "Pinch A Loaf For Peace"

I don't know why, but as soon as I read the blog entry, I just KNEW it had something to do with feces.

I'll crap for art!

The power produced from the excrement of 100,000 visitors could produce enough to power 500 light bulbs, while also breaking down harmful organic matter, it said.

Let's do some math... how much poo would it take to power your basic Miami Heat game? In a pinch, how sizable could Shaq's contribution be?

Nope. Not eating it. I don't care how powerful it could make me.

Along that same line...nope. Not doing it. I don't care how high you could get.

Re:Alex

Wow. They must be pretty big fans of Cheech and Chong in africa.

"I no longer have to spend much money on drugs since I discovered the efficacy of lizard excrement," said 28-year-old Ado Kabir outside his home in the northern city of Kano.

Very well-spoken for a lizard excrement-smoking addict, I'd say.

"A lot of drug users are moving on to lizard excrement. It's easy to find and efficient in its effect," he smiles, slowly blowing a plume of smoke out from under his bushy moustache.

I don't think I want to smell that bit of facial hair. Not that there's much chance of that.

"I no longer have to spend much money on drugs since I discovered the efficacy of lizard excrement," said 28-year-old Ado Kabir outside his home in the northern city of Kano.

Very well-spoken for a lizard excrement-smoking addict, I'd say.

"A lot of drug users are moving on to lizard excrement. It's easy to find and efficient in its effect," he smiles, slowly blowing a plume of smoke out from under his bushy moustache.

I don't think I want to smell that bit of facial hair. Not that there's much chance of that.

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