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I'd like to see the "Suggested Donation" chart they come up with for this.
Posted by: Lairbo | July 16, 2004 at 12:55 PM
"help keep the overheads down"
Lemme guess: All the toliets are on the second floor?
Posted by: Tetsu | July 16, 2004 at 12:57 PM
The Science Museum has awarded their restaurant franchise to Taco Bell.
Posted by: lurker | July 16, 2004 at 12:57 PM
I guess we can't call it "waste" anymore. Let's call it, um, "throughput."
Posted by: Chris Cypser | July 16, 2004 at 01:00 PM
Insert obscure Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome reference here.
Posted by: Anagramically Challenged | July 16, 2004 at 01:08 PM
take your overalls down to keep the overhead down
Posted by: Jordan | July 16, 2004 at 01:16 PM
The snack bar sells only prunes.
Posted by: The Penguin | July 16, 2004 at 01:18 PM
Oh, excuse me, DRIED PLUMS.
Somehow, prunes is a much funnier word.
Posted by: The Penguin | July 16, 2004 at 01:19 PM
EEEEEwwwwwwww!!!!!!
And who would collect this stuff? What would that Classified Ad look like?
Posted by: Flukey | July 16, 2004 at 01:34 PM
let me echo: EWWWWWW. just when you think you've seen the stupidest thing, well, then you get this. gives new meaning to art being s**t.
Posted by: queensbee | July 16, 2004 at 01:44 PM
I nearly spit out my honey roasted peanuts when i saw that.
Posted by: Zach Foote | July 16, 2004 at 01:54 PM
Who knew flora could be so useful? This could be the solution to our energy crisis... if it weren't so disgusting and socially unacceptable.
Posted by: cd | July 16, 2004 at 02:50 PM
Holy shit!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 16, 2004 at 05:52 PM
'scuse me sir, care to help support the arts?
Sorry, I really don't give a shit.
Posted by: Christobol | July 16, 2004 at 08:17 PM
You know, if this catches on, you might be able to sell your waste.
And constipation could lead to an energy crisis.
President Carter today asked all Americans to set their thermostats at don't bother and announced his new middle east policy "Pinch A Loaf For Peace"
Posted by: Christobol | July 16, 2004 at 08:20 PM
I don't know why, but as soon as I read the blog entry, I just KNEW it had something to do with feces.
Posted by: Dimathradion | July 16, 2004 at 10:46 PM
I'll crap for art!
Posted by: kibby F5 | July 17, 2004 at 08:59 AM
The power produced from the excrement of 100,000 visitors could produce enough to power 500 light bulbs, while also breaking down harmful organic matter, it said.
Let's do some math... how much poo would it take to power your basic Miami Heat game? In a pinch, how sizable could Shaq's contribution be?
Posted by: D'Artagnan | July 17, 2004 at 09:53 AM
Nope. Not eating it. I don't care how powerful it could make me.
Posted by: Alex | July 17, 2004 at 11:07 AM
Along that same line...nope. Not doing it. I don't care how high you could get.
Posted by: Alex | July 17, 2004 at 11:19 AM
Re:Alex
Wow. They must be pretty big fans of Cheech and Chong in africa.
Posted by: Dimathradion | July 17, 2004 at 06:06 PM
"I no longer have to spend much money on drugs since I discovered the efficacy of lizard excrement," said 28-year-old Ado Kabir outside his home in the northern city of Kano.
Very well-spoken for a lizard excrement-smoking addict, I'd say.
"A lot of drug users are moving on to lizard excrement. It's easy to find and efficient in its effect," he smiles, slowly blowing a plume of smoke out from under his bushy moustache.
I don't think I want to smell that bit of facial hair. Not that there's much chance of that.
Posted by: Gary | July 19, 2004 at 12:17 PM
"I no longer have to spend much money on drugs since I discovered the efficacy of lizard excrement," said 28-year-old Ado Kabir outside his home in the northern city of Kano.
Very well-spoken for a lizard excrement-smoking addict, I'd say.
"A lot of drug users are moving on to lizard excrement. It's easy to find and efficient in its effect," he smiles, slowly blowing a plume of smoke out from under his bushy moustache.
I don't think I want to smell that bit of facial hair. Not that there's much chance of that.
Posted by: Gary | July 19, 2004 at 12:17 PM
hello
Posted by: big | January 09, 2007 at 07:46 AM