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July 26, 2004

MORE CONVENTION NEWS

We expect a full report.

(Thanks to Layla Bohm and Josh Krigbaum)

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Hey, I sent that story in, too. That was before Dave left, though, so I have a feeling he deleted it. Hmmmmm ... I wonder...

Um, no we don't. Dave, your Boston slogan needs to be "Lay bricks, not..."

(first post)

"This is a G-rated event." Riiiiiight.

"Paging Senator Kennedy, please meet your group on the Convention Floor."

"This really is a G-rated event," said DNC spokeswoman Mariellen Burns.

Maybe they should tell Mrs. Kerry that, since she's already told one home state reporter to "shove it".

I for one would like to see Dave's expense report from this trip. There may be one or two additional charges on there....

Sex Workers Outreach Project? I can't tell from the context if they advocate for or against.

What I want to know is, which is more lucrative for the girls - the DNC or the RNC?

You'd think DNC-ers would be more like to, er, partake. But RNC-ers might have more disposable income.

And what about the male prostitutes?

By the way, Reinforced Prostitutes would NOT bagnfarb.

"I hope a lot of women make a lot of money and make a lot of men really happy."

How sexist can you get? What about making female delegates happy?

This is a case for Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

G-rated, G-string, Obviously there is some confusion.

Sorry qetzal, you beat me to it.

That's OK, Josh. I made the first reply, so that's my consolation prize.

Practitioners of the world's oldest profession are seeking reinforcements to help service some of the 35,000 visitors -- plus untold numbers of police reinforcements....

Boston is a lot more liberal than I thought!

Will the police reinforcements receive the services as a free perq, at discount rates, or in lieu of any wages, salery or tips?

Whoa, Josh, you send me a margarita when you get credited? In that case, I think you should be credited for every submission. "Bohm and Krigbaum" would almost BAGNFARB -- a scary one.

You want me to sing? hahahahaha!

Damn.. I hope there are some hooker-tutes that stayed behind here in LA

If any ticklish guys [25 to 40] exist in the Ocala Floria area and are interested in getting together for an all out tickling session, then drop me a line and let me know what you look like and where you are ticklish and lets meet.

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