FLORIDA DRIVER UPDATE
I was driving down to Homestead this morning for some business, and was coming up a two lane road on a car that had it's hazard flashers on and was going maybe 15-20 mph. So of course I'm thinking, this person's having car issues, just be careful as I go by. As I pull along side this person, I realize that the woman driving was not using her flashers to notify other drivers of car problems, but in fact was using them to make sure drivers knew she was applying her makeup and mascara with both hands and her flip down mirror in a commercial area.
Too bad she already has a Florida driver's license.
NOTE: To forestall any insinuations to the contrary, the stealth bloggerette was busy dodging the people reading on I-95.