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FIRST
Posted by: Mike | July 19, 2004 at 06:16 AM
But where can we buy an actual guy?
The doggie wearing the T-shirt, the non-Labrador, looks as if it just read the shirt and cannot believe what it says.
Posted by: waxwing | July 19, 2004 at 06:17 AM
You can never have too many G2G "classic" thongs.
Posted by: bbescuela | July 19, 2004 at 06:17 AM
But what makes a thong "classic"?
Posted by: John | July 19, 2004 at 06:21 AM
Phew, for a second I didn't think you had the "Classic Thong".
Posted by: Greg | July 19, 2004 at 06:21 AM
So what's the non-classic thong look like?
(No, MKJ, I don't really want to know. It's just a rhetorical question.)
Posted by: MOTW | July 19, 2004 at 06:21 AM
I just read Dave's new column.
Excuse me while I change my shorts.
You are the MASTER, DAVE. I study your toenail clippings. I peer at your words and try to find the meaing of the universe.
I am unworthy to breathe the same fart gas-laden air in which you reside on the planet ReeB.
Please donate your unused brain cells to me or at least allow me to lase-purchase them.
thank you
Posted by: agent 66 | July 19, 2004 at 06:27 AM
Did anyone else notice the 'Organic Cotton Tee' about 1/4 of the way down. Seriously, what kind of guy, who would have read and will see the movie, G2G, would buy this. Something tells me that will have some pretty low sales.
On second though, beer is organic. Maybe they're on to something.
Posted by: Brian B | July 19, 2004 at 06:31 AM
I could make beer from my used organic tees.
Posted by: agent 66 | July 19, 2004 at 06:34 AM
Budweiser?
Posted by: Ernie G | July 19, 2004 at 06:38 AM
Damn! It's only 10:54 am and I missed it!
Posted by: Trystan Shout | July 19, 2004 at 06:55 AM
where? what! ackkk!!!
Posted by: queensbee | July 19, 2004 at 06:59 AM
judi - if you get in trouble, you can always defend yourself by throwing an alligator at the attacker. I hear that sort of thing works in Florida.
Posted by: MOTW | July 19, 2004 at 07:02 AM
Big Trouble Florida's about 40 miles west of Miami. Somewhere in the swamp lands, with tripods and meat hooks. Someone side gator fishing was a huge sport out there.
But then it could be a spiritual thing....
Good luck Judi!
I won't post links.
Posted by: kibby F5 | July 19, 2004 at 07:05 AM
Good going Judi, you're back from Big Trouble FL.
... and I need to learn how to type.....
Posted by: kibby F5 | July 19, 2004 at 07:19 AM
I'm also fond of the "Guys to Guys Camisole" with built in Man boobs.
Posted by: Greg | July 19, 2004 at 07:36 AM
I noticed the absense of the color pink.... I understand that...but a thong and a camisole!?!?!?
Posted by: outside observer | July 19, 2004 at 07:39 AM
I really don't know about that green, which I've heard described as "eye-watering".
Posted by: Sharlit | July 19, 2004 at 07:40 AM
What!? No beer hat? No Hawaiian shirt(s)? Has Dave seen, approved of and signed off on this batch of merch?
Posted by: Lairbo | July 19, 2004 at 08:18 AM
Dave,
When this movie comes out, if it knocks I, Robot or Spiderman or Cheeseburger 911 from the top of the box office, do you think everyone will flock to this blog? Will there even be room for us peons to make pithy comments here anymore? Promise us that the success of G2G won't ruin what we all have,
We love you man!
Posted by: Brad | July 19, 2004 at 08:31 AM
I think you're right Brad, G2G is going to make us all unknown writers. ARGGGGGG, the anonimity!!
Posted by: pianer | July 19, 2004 at 08:49 AM
Dave,
do u realize 15 dollars=900taka?
but more importantly, do u realize, if u donate some of those stuff to a certain 3rd world country, u might get tax benefits?
( charity=tax cuts..aint it?)
Posted by: Bangi_G | July 19, 2004 at 08:50 AM
I STILL think, as dedicated Barry Bloglits, we should be invited to the Gala opening. What better, more dedicated, devoted and nuttier fans that WE does Dave have?
Maybe, dare I ask (dare! dare!), there would be a SPECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW for us!?
I'll bring popcorn.
Posted by: kibby F5 | July 19, 2004 at 09:14 AM
to answer somebody's question, i believe you might be able to find guys at the men's warehouse, maybe...
Posted by: queensbee | July 19, 2004 at 09:28 AM
*fumbles excitedly for wallet*
Must...get....credit...card....
"Mmmmmmm - G2G merchandise...." aaaaarrrrggggllle.
(As Per Homer Simpson)
Posted by: Higgy | July 19, 2004 at 10:00 AM
QUOTED:
>What!? No beer hat?
Hey, show a little guy initiative. Buy a hat and add your own beer. You expect everything to be done for you. What a guy.
>No Hawaiian shirt(s)?
Can't help you there. Buy a patch and sew it on your own favorite Hawaiian shirt?
Posted by: blog commenter | July 19, 2004 at 10:02 AM
I think the G2G thong would go great with the burn your eyes green T! Actually I might have to get the spegetti top.. I could then explain to everyone I meet what G2G is!
Oh, because I am to lazy to browse the site.. when does the movie come out again?
Posted by: Tosha | July 19, 2004 at 10:40 AM
I know I am wearing to the vegas invasion under my lab coat.
Can we say Classic thong.....
Posted by: MadScientist | July 19, 2004 at 12:33 PM
holy crap! that green tshirt looks like something t hey should have dressed the movie vikings in.
Posted by: sookeyjane | July 19, 2004 at 03:58 PM
So, why does the thong have a warning that it was made in the USA?
Posted by: Layla | July 19, 2004 at 08:52 PM
I see the SSENGER lobster suits are not being marketed this time. Maybe around the time of the sequel.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | July 20, 2004 at 08:29 AM
QUOTE FROM ABOVE:
" SSENGER lobster suits ..."
Huh? Lobster suits?
Posted by: blog commenter | July 20, 2004 at 11:14 AM
Nothing says "Honey I love you more than life itself" more than by giving her a thong with Dave Barry's name on it. If this gift does'nt start with the making of the love then nothing will.
Posted by: Richard | July 24, 2004 at 07:00 AM