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June 25, 2004

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO

You need to take a cruise.

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr)

Comments

But the rules sound so interesting this time. I tried to tape it, but my vcr is very old and I lost the remote in a move, and I can't get it to work, so I called my sister and she's gonna tape it for me. And now Fox News is fuzzy. I wonder if that's the debate or the cable?

Yeah, I guess I better not drink anything in RL right now, so the moatarita will have to do.

Woohoo, don't have to go pick them up after all!

*scampers downstairs for the wine bottle*

Ahh, good times, good times. I have a lot to catch up on.

Clink!

*head spins*

Where am I?

I don't know. I'm not sure where I am at the moment.

farewell sweet moat.. I will remember you fondly...

--------MOAT MOVING BULLETIN-------------------
Due to the Nomadic nature of our people (to be read: Extremely Impatient when it comes to slow loading pages) I hereby direct all Moaties to:

THE GOAT MOAT

All Moaties are responsible for their own goats and acid.

---------END BULLETIN--------------------------

Attention all passengers:

The Moat Boat has left this area and moved to a more Goat-oriented location. As my constituent, Brian B has pointed out, any further comments in this direction will meet with scorn and ridicule, not to exceed three tongue lashings, in accordance with the bilaws.

The flag has been placed and the Goataritas are fresh.

Move along people, nothing to see here.

Tongue lashings... hmmmm, sounds intriguing.

Commentcommentcommentcomment.

Okay........

Comment.

Damn, Mikey beat me to it.

Commenty comment ca-comment!

Hey, who's administering these tongue lashings anyway?

*continues commenting*

*comments just for the hell of it*

Mr DeMille? I'm ready for my tongue-lashing...

*comments and runs*

*secretly really wants a tounge lashing so decides to comment*

CAR!

*waits to be properly disciplined*

*gives you all extremely spirited tongue lashings, in accordance with the bilaws*

Bah! Screw the bilaws.

*slurp*

*saunters in, totally relaxed from his honeymoon*

Oh crap, we've moved AGAIN!?!?!?!

*follows link to goat moat*

*gets in line for tongue lashing*

*Sashays back for nother tongue lashing*
comment, comment, comment

*is impressed she knows how to sashay*

*gets out rope and lashes leetie's tongue to the nearest tree*

There. Aren't you glad I was a Boy Scout?

*dusts off merit badge*

*gets out rope and lashes leetie's tongue to the nearest tree*

There. Aren't you glad I was a Boy Scout?

*dusts off merit badge*

cookie crumbs * * * * *

http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/archives/013628.html

you suck!!!!!!!!!!

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