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June 29, 2004

URGENT ADVISORY FOR TRAVELERS IN RENTAL CARS

Get out now.

(Thanks to many people)

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Yes, but was it wearing a condom?

I don't see what the big deal is. A ball python sticks its head out from between my legs all the time.

GPS stands for Global Python System.

"He was completely in shock," said Officer Laura Walker, who responded to the scene. "I mean he said he was lucky he didn't crash the car."

Don't be silly, lady. The snake had had a day to get used to him.

Ball snakes aren't as deadly as trouser snakes! Or are they related?

Like Father, like Son.

It was probably frustrated. Most Pythons can at least do a little bit of a silly walk.

Good god. Please tell me this wasn't a...um...rental company that rhymes with "Schmertz" car again. I ride in those EVERY day. (Member of the house is the manager of two Hertz locations.)

I'm getting the shivers now. Thanks, Dave.

(By the way, if it was a "Schmertz" rental, he probably would have gotten more than just a free rental. He'd have gotten some nice Hertz pens. :D)

Ack! Please ignore the fact that I actually said the actual company name in my previous post! Seriously, I meant Enterprise! I did! Seriously!

Okay, I'm only saying this because no one else (Punky must be snoozin', mudstuffin has left the building, D'Artagnan? jamester? eadn? Lairbo?) has yet posted it:
Is that a Ball Python in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog ...

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