THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're going after David Bowie with lollipops.
(Thanks to Barbara Goldstein)
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June 22, 2004
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Trose Terrorist Bastards? Oops.
I like the name "love on a stick."
Posted by: LMC | June 22, 2004 at 10:43 AM
""Lucky you hit the bad one," Bowie said"
Dang. I'll try harder, next time.
Posted by: Tetsu | June 22, 2004 at 10:43 AM
Bowie is still alive?
Posted by: Wacked without an H | June 22, 2004 at 10:44 AM
Bowie is God
Posted by: Zed | June 22, 2004 at 10:45 AM
Oops, wait a minute. I think it's supposed to be Clapton...
Posted by: Zed | June 22, 2004 at 10:46 AM
She should've thrown an axe...That way no matter which eye it hit, it would have been a good shot!
Posted by: CADGeek | June 22, 2004 at 10:50 AM
Bowie alive? Well, if you can call giving a concert in the rain at the Norwegian Wood Festival, then yes, he is apparently alive . . . but maybe wishing he was dead.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | June 22, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Did anyone notice Dave's typo?
Posted by: Karen | June 22, 2004 at 10:55 AM
He gets to sleep with Iman every night.
He's doing ok for himself, lolipop incidents aside.
Posted by: lurker | June 22, 2004 at 10:58 AM
"Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."
- Iman, Star Trek VI
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 22, 2004 at 10:59 AM
Pics here, gevar ge booly booly, mork! mork! mork!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 11:03 AM
Trose, but no prize.
*sheesh, Dave, the "r" key isn't even close to the "h" key*
Posted by: MOTW | June 22, 2004 at 11:05 AM
I liked it so much better in svedish, or norwegian. yeah. the writing was so much clearerer.
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2004 at 11:08 AM
I like the word zed. Lots of words end with it. "Seized," for example. Sei + zed = DOOGIE! That reminds me of Canada, but in a good way.
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | June 22, 2004 at 11:11 AM
Jeg har bare ett øye, din jævla idiot. Heldigvis traff du det riktige!
Well, who would disagree?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 11:30 AM
Hey, it was an accident!
Posted by: chucke | June 22, 2004 at 11:43 AM
Now he can participate in Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 12:03 PM
Lollipop Tree
by Burl Ives
[partial]
One fine day in early spring
I play a funny trick
Out in the yard behind our house
I planted a lollipop stick
And everyday I watered it well
And watched it carefully
I hoped one day that stick would grow
To be a lollipop tree
Refrain:
Aha-ha Oh-ho-ho
What a sight to see
Me and my lollipop, lollipop, lolly, lolly, lollipop tree
Then I hurled one at David Bowie onstage and planted it in his eye . . .
(Nah, made up the last line)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 12:29 PM
Bowie is such a sucker.
Posted by: Jon | June 22, 2004 at 12:57 PM
points to Bowie for his cameo in Zoolander.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 22, 2004 at 01:56 PM
I heard about the same thing on the radio... apparently a lady (with a lolli pop) was pushed, the lolli pop flew out of her mouth, and into Bowie's eye.
Posted by: dingo | June 22, 2004 at 04:44 PM
It's all fun and games, until David Bowie loses an eye.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 22, 2004 at 05:30 PM
potential thread-ending comment:
the picture was actually pretty alarming. thanks for
linking that. I'm wearing goggles from now on.
Dave, you too.
Posted by: chucke | June 22, 2004 at 06:18 PM
where's the lollipop now?
Posted by: chucke | June 22, 2004 at 06:19 PM
it's being held on assault charges.
Posted by: lenny | June 22, 2004 at 09:06 PM
I don't think the lollipop would be held on assault charges.
Depending on the flavor, it could be held on
a-sweet charges.
Posted by: won't give my regular monicker | June 23, 2004 at 04:50 AM
"Alert Secret Srvice agents grabbed the lollipop and wrestled it to the ground."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2004 at 05:03 AM
I'll bet they had to redo his stage make up
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 23, 2004 at 05:21 AM
hey!!bowie rocks.if a lollipop in the eye means love,then i woyld quite happily shove a whle bag of them in his eye.he is the best,and yes,he is stll alive. i cant believe that...no on here likes him!!well,apart form me
Posted by: bowiefan!! | February 04, 2006 at 05:37 PM
hey,if you have a comment on bowie, then email me!!i enjoy finding out what other people think of bowie:):) me4bowie@yahoo.co.uk or if you wanna drop a comment on rammstein
Posted by: bowiefan!!!!! | February 04, 2006 at 05:39 PM
time test
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | December 10, 2009 at 03:30 AM
another time test.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | December 31, 2009 at 10:34 PM