SPANK THE MONKEY
(Thanks to Graz.)
(This game is unrelated to the previous item. We think.)
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June 18, 2004
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Posted by: MOTW | June 18, 2004 at 08:44 AM
first spank -- 53 mph
Posted by: Brad | June 18, 2004 at 08:45 AM
second spank - 192 mph
Posted by: MOTW | June 18, 2004 at 08:46 AM
** I gotta try decaf **
Posted by: MOTW | June 18, 2004 at 08:47 AM
WOOOHOOO!! 394 mph! Although I think it was because my optical mouse was acting weird and making the cursor jump around the screen again.. but still!
Posted by: Shingo Mama | June 18, 2004 at 08:49 AM
I got one at 445 mph
Posted by: Leetie | June 18, 2004 at 08:50 AM
510!
Posted by: Leetie | June 18, 2004 at 08:52 AM
Okay, lost patience. What insult do you get after doing this for a while?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 18, 2004 at 08:52 AM
... and I suppose y'all measure up at "boar", too, right? wink
Posted by: MOTW | June 18, 2004 at 08:53 AM
Dang I only got 150... I guess I just like it slow...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 18, 2004 at 08:59 AM
Wooo! 848 miles per hour! I am the monkey spanking master!
Posted by: Ken | June 18, 2004 at 09:13 AM
823 mph...
of course, I cheated. I cheated on the monkey.
Posted by: Bismuth | June 18, 2004 at 09:14 AM
Yay Graz! You got a posting! Although I don't know if I'd want credit for this one...
All you high speed guys, you must have practiced alot!
elle, and just how would....Ah, no. I'm already blushing. And panting a bit...
Posted by: Lee | June 18, 2004 at 09:19 AM
make that 848 mph... or mach 1.11402016
Posted by: Bismuth | June 18, 2004 at 09:21 AM
Damn it, Punky! You almost made me choke to death! Now THAT was an intensity!!!!! ;-)
Posted by: Lee | June 18, 2004 at 09:21 AM
Okay, maybe I'm being too picky, but I noticed this game is on a website called addictinggames.com
For the record: addicting is NOT a word. try addictive.
Whew...felt good to get that out of my system
Isn't it amazing what bothers English majors?
Posted by: Rosella | June 18, 2004 at 09:23 AM
If you suck, there's no need to spank...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 18, 2004 at 09:24 AM
Lee, this is spank the monkey, NOT choke the chicken.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 18, 2004 at 09:24 AM
Cool mike! A new command to try out on the subservient chicken!
Rosella, not to cast doubt on your English Majoretteness, but dictionary.com disagrees:
addicting
Addict \Ad*dict"\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Addicted; p. pr. & vb. n. Addicting.] [L. addictus, p. p. of addicere to adjudge, devote; ad + dicere to say. See Diction.] 1. To apply habitually; to devote; to habituate; -- with to. ``They addict themselves to the civil law.'' --Evelyn.
Posted by: Lee | June 18, 2004 at 09:34 AM
If you guys get bored spanking the monkey (or your own), try spank Bush.
Way to get to the top of the primate tree, Graz.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 18, 2004 at 09:52 AM
305 on monkey spanking.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 18, 2004 at 09:55 AM
Egad, Lee, you're right!
I even double checked "The New Webster's Dictionary" here at work, but it is just a pocket dictionary and did not include 'addicting'.
I stand corrected!
And I guess I should say that I actually just changed my major from English to sociology, so serves me right. :-)
Posted by: Rosella | June 18, 2004 at 09:58 AM
Rosella, to be fair addicting is the verb and addictive the adjective, so they used it incorrectly, anyway. Or was this all a sociological experiment? ;-)
Posted by: Lee | June 18, 2004 at 10:17 AM
476 MPH...poor little bastid...
Posted by: Big Mur | June 18, 2004 at 10:28 AM
I can't get anything to happen...so forget it...
Posted by: Blogchik | June 18, 2004 at 11:06 AM
Lee, thanks for giving me a little credit! And yes, of course it was a sociological experiment...
:-)
Posted by: Rosella | June 18, 2004 at 11:11 AM
I have been posted before under my Real? name.
But this one is better.
No matter how bad my day is, I aways feel better after Spanking the Monkey.
Posted by: Graz | June 18, 2004 at 11:19 AM
The English language also contains what some people call "verbs."
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | June 18, 2004 at 11:28 AM
Damn verbs, they always mess everything up.
Posted by: Rosella | June 18, 2004 at 11:34 AM
See, even mess is a verb.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 18, 2004 at 12:06 PM
Hey I found a trick. Normally you have to be holding down the button when you spank the monkey. Try this: Click and drag the hand off the right side of the screen and let go. Now move the mouse back and the hand moves with you without holding the button. NOW spank that monkey!
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 18, 2004 at 12:10 PM
That monkey looks over inflated to be on the primate scale.
How fast can you go before you bust the monkey?
I am with mike I will take it slow.....
Posted by: mad scientist | June 18, 2004 at 12:15 PM
Got it up to 350.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 18, 2004 at 12:36 PM
Wow, that one was 449!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 18, 2004 at 12:40 PM
Best I got was 452, but I'm gonna whine like a schoolboy and claim my optical mouse goes cross-eyed when I move too fast! ;-)
Posted by: eadn | June 18, 2004 at 01:32 PM
Not sure if I should brag about this, but my score was 904....
Posted by: iggy | June 20, 2004 at 07:44 AM
Noticed a "Cheat" on this game... anybody can get mid 560's easily.
Drag the hand slowly to the right border; release the button and move the mouse *around* the box and to the left border. The moment the mouse cursor hits the left border, the spank happens... almost always in the mid 560s.
Posted by: ChickenChoker | June 21, 2004 at 07:30 AM
563mph. Poor monkey.
Posted by: Zorfox | June 21, 2004 at 09:15 AM
So Blogchik and elle can't spank the monkey? Well, if you need to borrow the equipment....
Posted by: Higgy | June 21, 2004 at 12:09 PM
Eat Dirt we got 519!!!! YEA!! SUCKERS!!
Posted by: Sarah and Jord | March 22, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Got 1669 mph o_O I don't even know how, I aimed at the head and just slapped.. now I can't get it anymore
Posted by: Wasabi | June 20, 2009 at 06:46 AM
6,517 you guys are slooooooooooooow lol
Posted by: bill | June 30, 2009 at 11:43 PM